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We really need to come together as a species to combat this. This isn't a gender thing or a generational thing- I remember uptalk from the '80s; much like hatre
by mwfunk 13y ago
We really need to come together as a species to combat this. This isn't a gender thing or a generational thing- I remember uptalk from the '80s; much like hatred, greed, and violence, it has probably been around in one form or another ever since we were evolved enough to engage in such activities. If we fail to stop this, we richly deserve whatever horrifying apocalypse follows as a result, whether it's getting stomped to death by a newly-arisen and understandably annoyed Cthulhu, or (more likely) Idiocracy comes true within our lifetimes.
Seriously: THIS CANNOT COME TO PASS. It cannot be allowed to happen. It doesn't matter what extremes we have to go to to stop it, even WWIII. Honestly, the complete and total extinction of humanity in a nuclear holocaust is preferable to someday waking up in a world where adults uptalk at any time ever for any reason at all whatsoever.
There are times in one's life where everything comes down to one struggle; one fight; one crusade. This is one of those times. Do not disappoint me, humanity. Please, please, please, please do not disappoint me, as you have so many times in the past. Do not let this happen. Thanks in advance?
- radicaledward 13y agoI especially like that you ended your comment with a misplaced question mark? Unfortunately it looks like you are being down voted quite a bit? This seems like a genuine example of Poe's Law[1] in action? 1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
- gamegoblin 13y agoI don't think it qualifies as Poe; it's too clearly intentionally exaggerated for humor.
- sitkack 13y agoTo offset Poe's law? I give that guy Kudos if I a KudoCopter.
- Zhenya 13y agoupvote only for the question mark at the end of a statement[?] my new symbol for uptalk --> [?] /s