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The worst is when you're promised "guaranteed 2-day delivery" while ordering, but it is actually shipped via... FedEx SmartPost What is FedEx SmartPost, you m

The worst is when you're promised "guaranteed 2-day delivery" while ordering, but it is actually shipped via... FedEx SmartPost What is FedEx SmartPost, you may ask? FedEx gets it close to you, then the USPS dicks around with it and there's no tracking info. You might actually get it in 2 days, or it might be a week. It's like fiber optic broadband -- except the last mile is your package is carried by a turtle riding a sociopathic sloth whose sense of direction is impaired by a cocktail of psychoactive substances.

matwood 13y ago
At some point Amazon should put me on the "Don't use any shipping that goes through the USPS" list. The USPS is horrible at my house. The whole point of prime was so that I could get away from having anything shipped through USPS, then Amazon started with this SmartPost thing. So every time I order something through prime, if it comes back that it will go through USPS in anyway I email and complain. Every single time they have canceled and re-shipped the item using a shipping company that can actually do 2 day delivery.