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Play Fantasy Even If You Hate Football

89 points by jere 13y ago

jackmaney 13y ago
No. I'll stick to the RPGs that I enjoy, thank you very much.
mattsyd 13y ago
Great post, was laughing throughout.
aidos 13y ago
The way this is written makes it sound like in American fantasy football it's not tied to the real games, is that right? I don't follow football (the British kind) but for the first time this year I'm playing fantasy football. It started as a very clever marketing hack my business partner came up with. See, in ff there are league tables so you can see how you're doing against other people you know. The industry we're breaking into all play this game so they see our names and our company name every week while checking the scores. It also provides an instant talking point - "bit of banter". Aside from that I've been enjoying playing. It's a game of chance and there is advantage to be had from knowing about the teams / players. There's stack loads of data though. More then you can handle. Everything about every player is tracked. The performance of each player in real life each week determines the points they win you. There's a whole other aspect too - a market for players. Based on demand the cost of a player changes each day. So you can play the markets to build team value so you can afford more expensive players. There's a lot going on and even those of us who have no interest in football itself (I'm yet to watch a game) can find plenty to enjoy in the fantasy side of the game.
- JimmyL 13y ago
  All the points you get come from the real games that happen - it's pretty much the same as Fantasy Premier League, but about American Football.
- jere 13y ago
  I don't know the ins and outs completely (tried to be up front about that), but I do think it's very possible to win a week in FF and have all your players be on losing teams in real life. Depending on the league and how points are your specific rules, your players get points for things like passing yards, touchdowns, interceptions, rushing yards, etc. These things are all well and good, but having one good player that does a lot of them doesn't mean that their whole NFL team is going to put those things together and beat their real world opponents. And vice versa, you can have several players on a winning team that each get 0 points because they happened to be injured or were benched. Cost is a completely different can of worms.... sounds more interesting, but everything I've done is first come first serve. You draft in order and you can pick up as many free agents as you have space for.
- bmelton 13y ago
  The fantasy points are tied to individual stats, that are reported in close to real-time from the NFL (or stats provider). The league begins with a draft, much like real football. Random positions are assigned, and each player takes turns picking from the full roster of available players until each player has filled up his team, with a couple of spots left over for backups. Like on a real team, your fantasy team consists of a quarterback, a couple of wide receivers, a couple of running backs, a tight end, a defense, etc. Different leagues have different roster spots -- some have tight end as a position, some don't; some allow you to pick individual defenders to comprise your defensive team, some just let you pick defensive units (e.g., "Kansas City Chiefs Defense") as a whole. Generally though, they're pretty similar. The way that it works, in a nutshell, is that you have fantasy points that attach to real-life events. E.g., a touchdown is worth x points for the player that scores it. As such, because you're playing individual players, instead of just playing a team, you can mix and match to get great results. A great example is Adrian Peterson, who is the best player on a pretty middling team. Adrian Peterson is the running back, which basically means that his primary job is to be handed the ball and run. His quarterback is not very good (comparatively, all the players in the NFL are good), so they over-rely on the running game to advance the ball. This means that, in real life, the team is very unlikely to win a game, but in fantasy-land, Adrian Peterson is likely to get a lot of points... also, he's an exceptionally good running back, and was likely picked #1 in pretty much every league this year. The stats get a lot more complicated than that though. Quarterbacks get points for throwing the ball, but at the same time, receivers get points for catching the balls thrown. These points are scored differently. The result, basically, is that if you have a team with a mediocre quarterback, but that also has only one good wide receiver, that wide receiver might get more fantasy points than a receiver on a much better team, with a much better quarterback, because in the former, the one good receiver is likely to get a disproportionate amount of receptions (because there are fewer targets for the Quarterback), while the better team may have more recipients for the quarterback to throw to. It is a lot more complicated than just picking 'good' players, because too many scenarios arise where good players don't play well in a given game, or act as decoys to allow lesser players to do more of the work. A great example here is Calvin Johnson, who is one of the best receivers in the game. Because he is so good, he often has games where he scores very little in fantasy points, because his role in those games is to draw double-teams from defenders. Those defender, now paying disproportionate attention to Calvin Johnson, leaves holes in the defense for lesser receivers. That's just an example though, because in practice, Calvin Johnson usually draws double-teams, and is still usually able to make lots of plays because he's insanely talented. Each week, you select the players on your roster you want to start, taking into consideration things like whether your player is playing that week (football has rotating bye weeks, players may be out on injury), how each player is likely to do (e.g., a quarterback playing a very tough defense may be expected to play more poorly than a worse quarterback playing against a looser defense), etc. Your roster is pitted against another player in your league, and whomever's roster combines for the most fantasy points wins the week, and gets a new opponent next week. Your total team's points are compared against your opponent's, and whoever has more 'wins' the week. That win gets tacked onto your record -- e.g., if you win the first week, you're 1 and 0. Lose next week, you're 1 and 1. Competition happens tournament style. As a fan, fantasy football makes things... complicated. My fantasy quarterback is Aaron Rodgers, and the team I root for in real life is the Baltimore Ravens. It leaves for very conflicted feelings when Aaron Rodgers is playing an amazing game against the Baltimore Ravens, as happened two weeks ago. Or, your opponent may have the quarterback that throws to your wide receiver, which means you end up rooting for ridiculous scenarios like "Adam Smith needs to throw a very short pass to Dwayne Bowe, who then runs for a very long touchdown" to minimize the QB points and maximize the WR points. It is fun though, and it appeals to me both as a football fan and a geek, and I'm honestly surprised that more geeks don't play. Leagues can be very competitive, and people can spend as much time scouting stats and players week to week as top tier WOW players can spend prepping for raids... okay, not that bad. Offtopic, there's a reference that I can't remember the attribution for, but seems appropriate for this thread. "Fantasy Football is a glorified D&D for the jocks who used to beat us nerds up for playing D&D." -- is not too far off the mark.
JimmyL 13y ago
In my nerd-office we've started getting serious about https://www.fanduel.com/ https://www.fanduel.com/ - think normal fantasy football, but each league only lasts a week long. It means you can put much less effort into a long draft, and you can quickly iterate & recover strategies.
skannamalai 13y ago
So in the author's words, deceive your co-workers and troll them. Because they're sports fans. Got it.
- jere 13y ago
  Troll, yes. Deceive? Eh, everyone knows I'm clueless, but I can now maintain a conversation.
  - skannamalai 13y ago
    "With very little effort (and absolutely zero time spent watching grown men throw around a dead animal), you'll be able to disguise yourself as a true fan." Is this not deception? And condescension? I'm not saying everyone needs to be into sports but mocking and trivializing things you personally aren't into is neckbeardy and gross.
izaslavsky 13y ago
If you're looking at fantasy sports as a way for "geeks" to play a part in the social interactions which revolve around sports, I think baseball is the one to focus on. We're talking about a game that is seemingly designed for stats nerds and which understanding of basic statistics concepts actually gives you a huge competitive edge. The rise of sabermetrics (defined as "empirical analysis of baseball" by wikipedia) has been pretty amazing given that its just math, and it has gotten to the point where TV/Radio commentators talk about this stuff every game.
swanson 13y ago
Some tips for "hacking" fantasy football... * Don't draft a kicker before the 16th round There is very little difference between the #1 and the #10 kicker and predicting future performance from past performance is a crapshot. Plus if you draft a kicker early, you will be exposed as a fraud :) Every year there are no-name players that have breakout seasons, so use your late round picks trying to hit the lottery. * Try out Value Based Drafting This is a more advanced metric for optimizing your drafting strategy. The basic idea is to not pick players based on the raw number of points they are projected to get, but rather how much better than a "baseline" replacement. It's very nerdy but something that the traditional "office jock" isn't going to bother with. If you want to dig a little deeper, read this: http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nfldk2k12_vbdwork http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nf... * Set aside time to manage your roster every week You only need 20 min to do the minimum each week: set your lineup based on expert rankings and add waivers/free agents to replace injured/non-performing/bye-week players. If you do this every week, I can almost guarantee you won't come in the last place (the ultimate objective!). Pick a single source of rankings (ESPN is fine) and don't worry about reading 50 different blogs. * Remember to have fun and don't talk shit If you don't follow sports at all, now you can get a taste. It's pretty fun! If you normally follow the hometown team, congrats - you will now find yourself caring about 8-12 other NFL teams every week - if only for your one fantasy player. And don't be an asshole. No one likes playing fantasy with jerks. PS Be careful, you've just stepped into the most addictive hobby I've experienced since World of Warcraft :)
- bretthopper 13y ago
  This is all good except the part about not talking shit. Talking shit makes fantasy sports even better. There is, however, one rule to this: only do it in leagues with your friends. Yes, you're an asshole if you're in a league with 11 other random internet people. With your friends it's just fun.
  - swanson 13y ago
    Sure - with friends it's fine. With strangers and coworkers, I'd just be careful :) The OP was about office leagues so I erred on the side of caution!
mathrawka 13y ago
And if you get good at it, you can start to win some serious money from the Daily Fantasy variety of it at sites like http://www.frafty.com http://www.frafty.com Disclaimer: I built the site
VLM 13y ago
So the TLDR is if you invest a lot of effort, you could win a game that doesn't matter, that you don't care about, all to impress people you don't care about? Its a good article in that if you've already decided to do something like it, FF is a sort of interesting, unusual choice. One minor failing of the article is failing to deal with the issue of FF being extremely slow paced. Like playing pac man by submitting punch card jobs on an ancient mainframe.
- enjo 13y ago
  You're forgetting the part were you have fun doing it.
  - VLM 13y ago
    However, the article specified hating football as a prerequisite?
    - xymostech 13y ago
      Presumably the fun part comes from the Final Fantasy aspects of it, and not from the football aspects of it. Min-maxing can be very fun by itself, regardless of the subject at hand.
- ryanSrich 13y ago
  Well also money.
- enraged_camel 13y ago
  By far the most accurate description of fantasy sports I have heard is that they are "Dungeons & Dragons for jocks." Because they are about sports, they are basically the only socially-accepted way for jocks to live in a fantasy world without being labeled "nerds." (Yes, I realize non-jocks play fantasy sports too, but they are definitely not the main target audience.)
- jimbokun 13y ago
  "you could win a game that doesn't matter" Isn't this a tautology? If it really matters, it's not a game, by definition.
reppic 13y ago
This is dead on. Another developer and my self reluctantly joined our office's league this year, despite knowing nothing about football. We're both dominating. He's 7-1 and I'm 6-2. I'd be 7-1 too if I'd have known what a 'bye' week was and paid closer attention to my team.
knes 13y ago
Enjoyable post, made me laugh throughout. I'm a Fantasy Football (not egghand) player myself and a big football fan in general. Funny enough, Fantasy Football is what taught me how to code, I wanted to enhance the crappy official website ( http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ ) with nice tools so I went from knowing html to deploying my own rails apps ( http://www.insidefpl.com http://www.insidefpl.com ) in a year. I'm still learning everyday and new tools ideas are what make me push myself to learn more.
vinceguidry 13y ago
I've had this exact thought. I could create an api for ESPN with Nokogiri or Capybara or whatever and get the relevant stats for everyone. If it's really just points, then it would be an incredibly simple thing to write. Will probably do exactly this next year, just for fun and the opportunity to wreck my coworkers.
fotbr 13y ago
Seems like the short version is "apply principles of 'Moneyball' to American fantasy football, and win". American football still holds no interest to me, and I'm still the guy at the office who would rather discuss F1, rugby, and proper football with Brits and Aussies in the building. As an aside - if anyone has a good "cricket for dummies" recommendation, I'm open to suggestions. As much as I try, the rules still don't really make sense to me. Perhaps I'm permanently damaged having grown up on baseball.
dsugarman 13y ago
For this post, I'm going to make a couple of simple, reasonable assumptions. 1) there exists only two types of people in this world: jocks and nerds 2) you're the latter Assumption 1) is not reasonable, these two groups are not mutually exclusive. I am definitely in both groups, although I might use different terminology.
- jere 13y ago
  Hmm... really thought that part was oozing with sarcasm.
- DigitalJack 13y ago
  Jock is not a synonym for athletic.
- crusso 13y ago
  By posting your concern on HN, you self-selected the latter group.
- cgag 13y ago
  typical pedantic jock
quaffapint 13y ago
Isn't it a little late for this post since we're near half way into the season already? Last time I played, I got all the way to the playoffs, lost one game and I'm out (much like real thing). Kinda sucked.
- mathrawka 13y ago
  Check out Daily Fantasy sports... you get to draft a new team each week for football. With other sports it really is Daily, but football is based on weeks. And at least you were able to get to the playoffs... better than I ever did.
natural219 13y ago
This is a great article, and I was considering starting Fantasy Football this season for the same effect. I will make one finer-grained distinction, however, that the ability to shoot the shit about football is a useful one depending on what you're trying to do with your life. The trade-off is that everything takes time and attention. Lots of different priorities compete for our attention, and while registering in your office's fantasy league might be a small time investment, it might be a disproportionately larger attention investment. You will start noticing games, players, conversations about football, etc., with much more frequency than you previously had. In my personal life, I've sat through many sporting events and conversations with the attention of a dullard with ADD. I generally tune out all sports-related things and devote my extra attention at these events to thinking about other things which are more interesting to me, or ruminating on a problem I am trying to solve. These are potentially useful things I would give up if I am more actively focused on sports-related things as a by-product of simply choosing some big names in a Fantasy draft. At the end of the day, I still find it worth the trade-off, but only because I am optimizing for a certain level of "ubituitous social lubrication" at the expense of, say, skipping the office happy hour and watching a Coursera course on machine learning (a contrived example, but you get my point). You may not want to make this trade-off if you are not trying to be a "general people-person", or if you can obtain this same social lubrication through other avenues (IE, politics). tldr; This article is very important for startup founders, perhaps not so much for systems engineers / data scientists.
jmduke 13y ago
Another fun angle to look at fantasy football is to apply financial concepts to it. For example, I have Tony Romo and Dez Bryant on my team, who are the QB and WR for the Cowboys and if one puts up a bunch of points, the other will as well, which means I take on a lot of variance for an expected high return. Or I could take both Jimmy Graham and Pierre Thomas, who play TE and RB for the Saints; since the Saints have a fixed (well, sorta) amount of offensive opportunities, you're giving up a certain amount of possible return in order to have a guarantee that, between those two players, you'll have a decent number of points -- even though every rep Graham gets is a potential rep taken away from Thomas and vice-versa. (The way this differs from traditional financial planning is that success is unary; you win or you don't. So you get a great balance of trying to only take on as much risk as you need to win.)
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weixiyen 13y ago
That comic graphic is priceless, as I play MMORPGs and Fantasy Football. > you: BREES BLEW IT UP... REALLY DOE Everyone on my site says "doe"... never really got it. Shameless plug - I make fantasy football stuff - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sleeperbot-fantasy-football/id694535700 https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sleeperbot-fantasy-football/... / http://sleeperbot.com http://sleeperbot.com
- jere 13y ago
  Yea... I started hearing "doe" a lot recently and got pretty irritated in a "get off my lawn" kind of way. Then I realized there's a 1993 Ice Cube song called "Really Doe" and I can't get mad about "kids these days" when it's the title of a 20 year old song. http://youtu.be/07vkbKhS6CY http://youtu.be/07vkbKhS6CY
- jaynos 13y ago
  I waste lots of time on your site. Thank you my second distraction after hackernews.
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roldie 13y ago
I admire the enthusiasm of the author, and I do encourage others to try fantasy football (or other fantasy sports), as it's really fun and I enjoy it a lot. I just want to point out that he's in an 8 man league, which is on the smaller side. That's why his team is so stacked. Everyone in his league has a stacked team. Just saying, so anyone who is new to fantasy doesn't have false expectations. (A 12 man league is considered best, at least IMO, because everyone will have a few good players, but they will have to make some smart trades and waiver wire pickups to actually win.)
logn 13y ago
If you're in the target audience for this blog, I'll add that football itself is very enjoyable. The strategic elements of it really are game playing at its finest. The basic goal is for the offense to advance 10 yards down the field within 4 plays (inclusive). Here are videos covering formations, which are core to understanding the game: (defense) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hgu7hExdjQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hgu7hExdjQ (offense) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7b24cv600 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7b24cv600 Also, if you have a chance, I recommend watching any football games which don't have commercials (including not going to live games which are televised) because the commercial breaks slow down the game unnaturally by about an hour. Arena football is especially fun to watch (basically a minor league and semi-pro type team with ex college-level stars playing under modified arena rules... google to find a local team) and high school football is also quite fun to watch.
joshferg 13y ago
Wouldn't want to work with this person
ggreer 13y ago
Why should you learn about sports just so you can participate a conversation of content won't matter in a week? I recommend a different approach: Have a conversation about something constructive that your peers might not know about. "Did you read gwern's article about spaced repetition?"[1] "I played around with WebRTC last week and got video chat working. I found a lot of bugs in Chrome and Firefox..." "Have you ever wondered how async.js avoids exploding the stack if you give it synchronous functions?"[2] Etc. This can enrich your peers as well as yourself. Heck, they might even follow your lead and do more interesting things in their spare time. 1. http://www.gwern.net/Spaced%20repetition http://www.gwern.net/Spaced%20repetition 2. Actually, it looks like sync detection was reverted a few months ago. It was initially added in https://github.com/caolan/async/commit/6ad64aca4c04857086f03db7ae8c0fb104e76f95 https://github.com/caolan/async/commit/6ad64aca4c04857086f03...
- heyheyhey 13y ago
  > Why should you learn about sports just so you can participate a conversation of content won't matter in a week? Hell why stop at sports? Let's just ignore current events that will be forgotten in a week!
  - ggreer 13y ago
    I agree. It's amazing how productive you can be when you eliminate distractions: http://abughrai.be/pics/github_streak.png http://abughrai.be/pics/github_streak.png
    - lightyrs 13y ago
      I'm not sure GitHub commit frequency is an accurate indicator of productivity.
- swanson 13y ago
  Not everyone works in a San Francisco-based start up that employees 90% technical folks. Perhaps people are just interested in a low-effort conversation item so they can interact with co-workers, neighbors, and a different social circle? Some engineers like the fact that they can enjoy fantasy sports for the nerdy, statistics aspect and still be involved with something enjoyed by "normal" people. Not everything in life has to be about programming. And caring about sports does not preclude you from having technical discussions either.
tylerkahn 13y ago
The condescending tone of this article makes it almost unreadable. Play FF because you enjoy it. Watch football because you enjoy it. Don't secretly deride your coworkers for enjoying something you don't. That makes you a shitty person to be around. And chances are you enjoy doing something that is equally irrational (like playing video games or solving Rubik's cubes or playing Settlers of Catan).
wtpiu 13y ago
um you're also in an 8 person league. easy to get great players in the draft.
ttruett 13y ago
As a fantasy football player turned programmer.. it's great to see posts like this and I completely agree with the OP. It's fun, surprisingly logical (thus easier when playing against emotional people), and great conversation starter (co-workers, family, fathers-in-law). My friends and I actually created what has effectively become "fantasy football for sales organizations" where managers can choose/weight metrics for employee-formed teams to compete over across seasons. It's early but so far the results have been impressive. The demo is here if anybody wants to check it out: http://tryambition.com http://tryambition.com
loso 13y ago
I have actually gone the opposite when it comes to Fantasy Football. I am a huge football and basketball fan. I am also a very competitive person. So when I played Fantasy sports I found myself too often rooting against my team when it came to getting fantasy points. It started to kill all the fun from watching the game. So last year I stepped back and didn't play FFB. First season I was able to enjoy without the extra stress of competing in 5 years. This year I didn't play and once again I am enjoying the game more. So I don't think I am going back. I will save my competitive juices for either the basketball court or playing a game online.
jgm1103 13y ago
This is my first year of Fantasy Football. My family did a league this year...to be honest I've always felt left out whenever Football season came around, I just couldn't get into it because I didn't have "My team" like everyone else in my family. I think it's brought me closer to my family, since I always felt like an outsider whenever I did watch a football game, I had no clue who the good players were and what teams were doing. Now not only do I enjoy watching the games but I went from an 0-3 record to 4-3 (soon to be 5-3, fingers crossed, 2nd place). It definitely makes the games more interesting to watch and has a healthy side effect of building better relationships with those you care about.
sethammons 13y ago
coworker: HOW 'BOUT THAT SAINTS GAME? you: Sorry, I don't follow hockey.
nroman 13y ago
Anyone know of a good place to download stats? They don't have to be live. It'd be fun to build some analysis tools.
jgalt212 13y ago
there's a nice chapter on breaking down Fantasy Football performance between the two skills of drafting and and line up setting in Kaiser Fung's book Numbersense http://www.amazon.com/Numbersense-How-Data-Your-Advantage/dp/0071799664 http://www.amazon.com/Numbersense-How-Data-Your-Advantage/dp...

89 points by jere 13y ago

jackmaney 13y ago

No. I'll stick to the RPGs that I enjoy, thank you very much.

mattsyd 13y ago

Great post, was laughing throughout.

aidos 13y ago

The way this is written makes it sound like in American fantasy football it's not tied to the real games, is that right? I don't follow football (the British kind) but for the first time this year I'm playing fantasy football. It started as a very clever marketing hack my business partner came up with. See, in ff there are league tables so you can see how you're doing against other people you know. The industry we're breaking into all play this game so they see our names and our company name every week while checking the scores. It also provides an instant talking point - "bit of banter". Aside from that I've been enjoying playing. It's a game of chance and there is advantage to be had from knowing about the teams / players. There's stack loads of data though. More then you can handle. Everything about every player is tracked. The performance of each player in real life each week determines the points they win you. There's a whole other aspect too - a market for players. Based on demand the cost of a player changes each day. So you can play the markets to build team value so you can afford more expensive players. There's a lot going on and even those of us who have no interest in football itself (I'm yet to watch a game) can find plenty to enjoy in the fantasy side of the game.

JimmyL 13y ago
All the points you get come from the real games that happen - it's pretty much the same as Fantasy Premier League, but about American Football.
jere 13y ago
I don't know the ins and outs completely (tried to be up front about that), but I do think it's very possible to win a week in FF and have all your players be on losing teams in real life. Depending on the league and how points are your specific rules, your players get points for things like passing yards, touchdowns, interceptions, rushing yards, etc. These things are all well and good, but having one good player that does a lot of them doesn't mean that their whole NFL team is going to put those things together and beat their real world opponents. And vice versa, you can have several players on a winning team that each get 0 points because they happened to be injured or were benched. Cost is a completely different can of worms.... sounds more interesting, but everything I've done is first come first serve. You draft in order and you can pick up as many free agents as you have space for.
bmelton 13y ago
The fantasy points are tied to individual stats, that are reported in close to real-time from the NFL (or stats provider). The league begins with a draft, much like real football. Random positions are assigned, and each player takes turns picking from the full roster of available players until each player has filled up his team, with a couple of spots left over for backups. Like on a real team, your fantasy team consists of a quarterback, a couple of wide receivers, a couple of running backs, a tight end, a defense, etc. Different leagues have different roster spots -- some have tight end as a position, some don't; some allow you to pick individual defenders to comprise your defensive team, some just let you pick defensive units (e.g., "Kansas City Chiefs Defense") as a whole. Generally though, they're pretty similar. The way that it works, in a nutshell, is that you have fantasy points that attach to real-life events. E.g., a touchdown is worth x points for the player that scores it. As such, because you're playing individual players, instead of just playing a team, you can mix and match to get great results. A great example is Adrian Peterson, who is the best player on a pretty middling team. Adrian Peterson is the running back, which basically means that his primary job is to be handed the ball and run. His quarterback is not very good (comparatively, all the players in the NFL are good), so they over-rely on the running game to advance the ball. This means that, in real life, the team is very unlikely to win a game, but in fantasy-land, Adrian Peterson is likely to get a lot of points... also, he's an exceptionally good running back, and was likely picked #1 in pretty much every league this year. The stats get a lot more complicated than that though. Quarterbacks get points for throwing the ball, but at the same time, receivers get points for catching the balls thrown. These points are scored differently. The result, basically, is that if you have a team with a mediocre quarterback, but that also has only one good wide receiver, that wide receiver might get more fantasy points than a receiver on a much better team, with a much better quarterback, because in the former, the one good receiver is likely to get a disproportionate amount of receptions (because there are fewer targets for the Quarterback), while the better team may have more recipients for the quarterback to throw to. It is a lot more complicated than just picking 'good' players, because too many scenarios arise where good players don't play well in a given game, or act as decoys to allow lesser players to do more of the work. A great example here is Calvin Johnson, who is one of the best receivers in the game. Because he is so good, he often has games where he scores very little in fantasy points, because his role in those games is to draw double-teams from defenders. Those defender, now paying disproportionate attention to Calvin Johnson, leaves holes in the defense for lesser receivers. That's just an example though, because in practice, Calvin Johnson usually draws double-teams, and is still usually able to make lots of plays because he's insanely talented. Each week, you select the players on your roster you want to start, taking into consideration things like whether your player is playing that week (football has rotating bye weeks, players may be out on injury), how each player is likely to do (e.g., a quarterback playing a very tough defense may be expected to play more poorly than a worse quarterback playing against a looser defense), etc. Your roster is pitted against another player in your league, and whomever's roster combines for the most fantasy points wins the week, and gets a new opponent next week. Your total team's points are compared against your opponent's, and whoever has more 'wins' the week. That win gets tacked onto your record -- e.g., if you win the first week, you're 1 and 0. Lose next week, you're 1 and 1. Competition happens tournament style. As a fan, fantasy football makes things... complicated. My fantasy quarterback is Aaron Rodgers, and the team I root for in real life is the Baltimore Ravens. It leaves for very conflicted feelings when Aaron Rodgers is playing an amazing game against the Baltimore Ravens, as happened two weeks ago. Or, your opponent may have the quarterback that throws to your wide receiver, which means you end up rooting for ridiculous scenarios like "Adam Smith needs to throw a very short pass to Dwayne Bowe, who then runs for a very long touchdown" to minimize the QB points and maximize the WR points. It is fun though, and it appeals to me both as a football fan and a geek, and I'm honestly surprised that more geeks don't play. Leagues can be very competitive, and people can spend as much time scouting stats and players week to week as top tier WOW players can spend prepping for raids... okay, not that bad. Offtopic, there's a reference that I can't remember the attribution for, but seems appropriate for this thread. "Fantasy Football is a glorified D&D for the jocks who used to beat us nerds up for playing D&D." -- is not too far off the mark.

JimmyL 13y ago

In my nerd-office we've started getting serious about https://www.fanduel.com/ https://www.fanduel.com/ - think normal fantasy football, but each league only lasts a week long. It means you can put much less effort into a long draft, and you can quickly iterate & recover strategies.

skannamalai 13y ago

So in the author's words, deceive your co-workers and troll them. Because they're sports fans. Got it.

jere 13y ago
Troll, yes. Deceive? Eh, everyone knows I'm clueless, but I can now maintain a conversation.
- skannamalai 13y ago
  "With very little effort (and absolutely zero time spent watching grown men throw around a dead animal), you'll be able to disguise yourself as a true fan." Is this not deception? And condescension? I'm not saying everyone needs to be into sports but mocking and trivializing things you personally aren't into is neckbeardy and gross.

izaslavsky 13y ago

If you're looking at fantasy sports as a way for "geeks" to play a part in the social interactions which revolve around sports, I think baseball is the one to focus on. We're talking about a game that is seemingly designed for stats nerds and which understanding of basic statistics concepts actually gives you a huge competitive edge. The rise of sabermetrics (defined as "empirical analysis of baseball" by wikipedia) has been pretty amazing given that its just math, and it has gotten to the point where TV/Radio commentators talk about this stuff every game.

swanson 13y ago

Some tips for "hacking" fantasy football... * Don't draft a kicker before the 16th round There is very little difference between the #1 and the #10 kicker and predicting future performance from past performance is a crapshot. Plus if you draft a kicker early, you will be exposed as a fraud :) Every year there are no-name players that have breakout seasons, so use your late round picks trying to hit the lottery. * Try out Value Based Drafting This is a more advanced metric for optimizing your drafting strategy. The basic idea is to not pick players based on the raw number of points they are projected to get, but rather how much better than a "baseline" replacement. It's very nerdy but something that the traditional "office jock" isn't going to bother with. If you want to dig a little deeper, read this: http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nfldk2k12_vbdwork http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nf... * Set aside time to manage your roster every week You only need 20 min to do the minimum each week: set your lineup based on expert rankings and add waivers/free agents to replace injured/non-performing/bye-week players. If you do this every week, I can almost guarantee you won't come in the last place (the ultimate objective!). Pick a single source of rankings (ESPN is fine) and don't worry about reading 50 different blogs. * Remember to have fun and don't talk shit If you don't follow sports at all, now you can get a taste. It's pretty fun! If you normally follow the hometown team, congrats - you will now find yourself caring about 8-12 other NFL teams every week - if only for your one fantasy player. And don't be an asshole. No one likes playing fantasy with jerks. PS Be careful, you've just stepped into the most addictive hobby I've experienced since World of Warcraft :)

bretthopper 13y ago
This is all good except the part about not talking shit. Talking shit makes fantasy sports even better. There is, however, one rule to this: only do it in leagues with your friends. Yes, you're an asshole if you're in a league with 11 other random internet people. With your friends it's just fun.
- swanson 13y ago
  Sure - with friends it's fine. With strangers and coworkers, I'd just be careful :) The OP was about office leagues so I erred on the side of caution!

mathrawka 13y ago

And if you get good at it, you can start to win some serious money from the Daily Fantasy variety of it at sites like http://www.frafty.com http://www.frafty.com Disclaimer: I built the site

VLM 13y ago

So the TLDR is if you invest a lot of effort, you could win a game that doesn't matter, that you don't care about, all to impress people you don't care about? Its a good article in that if you've already decided to do something like it, FF is a sort of interesting, unusual choice. One minor failing of the article is failing to deal with the issue of FF being extremely slow paced. Like playing pac man by submitting punch card jobs on an ancient mainframe.

enjo 13y ago
You're forgetting the part were you have fun doing it.
- VLM 13y ago
  However, the article specified hating football as a prerequisite?
  - xymostech 13y ago
    Presumably the fun part comes from the Final Fantasy aspects of it, and not from the football aspects of it. Min-maxing can be very fun by itself, regardless of the subject at hand.
ryanSrich 13y ago
Well also money.
enraged_camel 13y ago
By far the most accurate description of fantasy sports I have heard is that they are "Dungeons & Dragons for jocks." Because they are about sports, they are basically the only socially-accepted way for jocks to live in a fantasy world without being labeled "nerds." (Yes, I realize non-jocks play fantasy sports too, but they are definitely not the main target audience.)
jimbokun 13y ago
"you could win a game that doesn't matter" Isn't this a tautology? If it really matters, it's not a game, by definition.

reppic 13y ago

This is dead on. Another developer and my self reluctantly joined our office's league this year, despite knowing nothing about football. We're both dominating. He's 7-1 and I'm 6-2. I'd be 7-1 too if I'd have known what a 'bye' week was and paid closer attention to my team.

knes 13y ago

Enjoyable post, made me laugh throughout. I'm a Fantasy Football (not egghand) player myself and a big football fan in general. Funny enough, Fantasy Football is what taught me how to code, I wanted to enhance the crappy official website ( http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ ) with nice tools so I went from knowing html to deploying my own rails apps ( http://www.insidefpl.com http://www.insidefpl.com ) in a year. I'm still learning everyday and new tools ideas are what make me push myself to learn more.

vinceguidry 13y ago

I've had this exact thought. I could create an api for ESPN with Nokogiri or Capybara or whatever and get the relevant stats for everyone. If it's really just points, then it would be an incredibly simple thing to write. Will probably do exactly this next year, just for fun and the opportunity to wreck my coworkers.

fotbr 13y ago

Seems like the short version is "apply principles of 'Moneyball' to American fantasy football, and win". American football still holds no interest to me, and I'm still the guy at the office who would rather discuss F1, rugby, and proper football with Brits and Aussies in the building. As an aside - if anyone has a good "cricket for dummies" recommendation, I'm open to suggestions. As much as I try, the rules still don't really make sense to me. Perhaps I'm permanently damaged having grown up on baseball.

dsugarman 13y ago

For this post, I'm going to make a couple of simple, reasonable assumptions. 1) there exists only two types of people in this world: jocks and nerds 2) you're the latter Assumption 1) is not reasonable, these two groups are not mutually exclusive. I am definitely in both groups, although I might use different terminology.

jere 13y ago
Hmm... really thought that part was oozing with sarcasm.
DigitalJack 13y ago
Jock is not a synonym for athletic.
crusso 13y ago
By posting your concern on HN, you self-selected the latter group.
cgag 13y ago
typical pedantic jock

quaffapint 13y ago

Isn't it a little late for this post since we're near half way into the season already? Last time I played, I got all the way to the playoffs, lost one game and I'm out (much like real thing). Kinda sucked.

mathrawka 13y ago
Check out Daily Fantasy sports... you get to draft a new team each week for football. With other sports it really is Daily, but football is based on weeks. And at least you were able to get to the playoffs... better than I ever did.

natural219 13y ago

This is a great article, and I was considering starting Fantasy Football this season for the same effect. I will make one finer-grained distinction, however, that the ability to shoot the shit about football is a useful one depending on what you're trying to do with your life. The trade-off is that everything takes time and attention. Lots of different priorities compete for our attention, and while registering in your office's fantasy league might be a small time investment, it might be a disproportionately larger attention investment. You will start noticing games, players, conversations about football, etc., with much more frequency than you previously had. In my personal life, I've sat through many sporting events and conversations with the attention of a dullard with ADD. I generally tune out all sports-related things and devote my extra attention at these events to thinking about other things which are more interesting to me, or ruminating on a problem I am trying to solve. These are potentially useful things I would give up if I am more actively focused on sports-related things as a by-product of simply choosing some big names in a Fantasy draft. At the end of the day, I still find it worth the trade-off, but only because I am optimizing for a certain level of "ubituitous social lubrication" at the expense of, say, skipping the office happy hour and watching a Coursera course on machine learning (a contrived example, but you get my point). You may not want to make this trade-off if you are not trying to be a "general people-person", or if you can obtain this same social lubrication through other avenues (IE, politics). tldr; This article is very important for startup founders, perhaps not so much for systems engineers / data scientists.

jmduke 13y ago

Another fun angle to look at fantasy football is to apply financial concepts to it. For example, I have Tony Romo and Dez Bryant on my team, who are the QB and WR for the Cowboys and if one puts up a bunch of points, the other will as well, which means I take on a lot of variance for an expected high return. Or I could take both Jimmy Graham and Pierre Thomas, who play TE and RB for the Saints; since the Saints have a fixed (well, sorta) amount of offensive opportunities, you're giving up a certain amount of possible return in order to have a guarantee that, between those two players, you'll have a decent number of points -- even though every rep Graham gets is a potential rep taken away from Thomas and vice-versa. (The way this differs from traditional financial planning is that success is unary; you win or you don't. So you get a great balance of trying to only take on as much risk as you need to win.)

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weixiyen 13y ago

That comic graphic is priceless, as I play MMORPGs and Fantasy Football. > you: BREES BLEW IT UP... REALLY DOE Everyone on my site says "doe"... never really got it. Shameless plug - I make fantasy football stuff - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sleeperbot-fantasy-football/id694535700 https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sleeperbot-fantasy-football/... / http://sleeperbot.com http://sleeperbot.com

jere 13y ago
Yea... I started hearing "doe" a lot recently and got pretty irritated in a "get off my lawn" kind of way. Then I realized there's a 1993 Ice Cube song called "Really Doe" and I can't get mad about "kids these days" when it's the title of a 20 year old song. http://youtu.be/07vkbKhS6CY http://youtu.be/07vkbKhS6CY
jaynos 13y ago
I waste lots of time on your site. Thank you my second distraction after hackernews.
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roldie 13y ago

I admire the enthusiasm of the author, and I do encourage others to try fantasy football (or other fantasy sports), as it's really fun and I enjoy it a lot. I just want to point out that he's in an 8 man league, which is on the smaller side. That's why his team is so stacked. Everyone in his league has a stacked team. Just saying, so anyone who is new to fantasy doesn't have false expectations. (A 12 man league is considered best, at least IMO, because everyone will have a few good players, but they will have to make some smart trades and waiver wire pickups to actually win.)

logn 13y ago

If you're in the target audience for this blog, I'll add that football itself is very enjoyable. The strategic elements of it really are game playing at its finest. The basic goal is for the offense to advance 10 yards down the field within 4 plays (inclusive). Here are videos covering formations, which are core to understanding the game: (defense) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hgu7hExdjQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hgu7hExdjQ (offense) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7b24cv600 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7b24cv600 Also, if you have a chance, I recommend watching any football games which don't have commercials (including not going to live games which are televised) because the commercial breaks slow down the game unnaturally by about an hour. Arena football is especially fun to watch (basically a minor league and semi-pro type team with ex college-level stars playing under modified arena rules... google to find a local team) and high school football is also quite fun to watch.

joshferg 13y ago

Wouldn't want to work with this person

ggreer 13y ago

Why should you learn about sports just so you can participate a conversation of content won't matter in a week? I recommend a different approach: Have a conversation about something constructive that your peers might not know about. "Did you read gwern's article about spaced repetition?"[1] "I played around with WebRTC last week and got video chat working. I found a lot of bugs in Chrome and Firefox..." "Have you ever wondered how async.js avoids exploding the stack if you give it synchronous functions?"[2] Etc. This can enrich your peers as well as yourself. Heck, they might even follow your lead and do more interesting things in their spare time. 1. http://www.gwern.net/Spaced%20repetition http://www.gwern.net/Spaced%20repetition 2. Actually, it looks like sync detection was reverted a few months ago. It was initially added in https://github.com/caolan/async/commit/6ad64aca4c04857086f03db7ae8c0fb104e76f95 https://github.com/caolan/async/commit/6ad64aca4c04857086f03...

heyheyhey 13y ago
> Why should you learn about sports just so you can participate a conversation of content won't matter in a week? Hell why stop at sports? Let's just ignore current events that will be forgotten in a week!
- ggreer 13y ago
  I agree. It's amazing how productive you can be when you eliminate distractions: http://abughrai.be/pics/github_streak.png http://abughrai.be/pics/github_streak.png
  - lightyrs 13y ago
    I'm not sure GitHub commit frequency is an accurate indicator of productivity.
swanson 13y ago
Not everyone works in a San Francisco-based start up that employees 90% technical folks. Perhaps people are just interested in a low-effort conversation item so they can interact with co-workers, neighbors, and a different social circle? Some engineers like the fact that they can enjoy fantasy sports for the nerdy, statistics aspect and still be involved with something enjoyed by "normal" people. Not everything in life has to be about programming. And caring about sports does not preclude you from having technical discussions either.

tylerkahn 13y ago

The condescending tone of this article makes it almost unreadable. Play FF because you enjoy it. Watch football because you enjoy it. Don't secretly deride your coworkers for enjoying something you don't. That makes you a shitty person to be around. And chances are you enjoy doing something that is equally irrational (like playing video games or solving Rubik's cubes or playing Settlers of Catan).

wtpiu 13y ago

um you're also in an 8 person league. easy to get great players in the draft.

ttruett 13y ago

As a fantasy football player turned programmer.. it's great to see posts like this and I completely agree with the OP. It's fun, surprisingly logical (thus easier when playing against emotional people), and great conversation starter (co-workers, family, fathers-in-law). My friends and I actually created what has effectively become "fantasy football for sales organizations" where managers can choose/weight metrics for employee-formed teams to compete over across seasons. It's early but so far the results have been impressive. The demo is here if anybody wants to check it out: http://tryambition.com http://tryambition.com

loso 13y ago

I have actually gone the opposite when it comes to Fantasy Football. I am a huge football and basketball fan. I am also a very competitive person. So when I played Fantasy sports I found myself too often rooting against my team when it came to getting fantasy points. It started to kill all the fun from watching the game. So last year I stepped back and didn't play FFB. First season I was able to enjoy without the extra stress of competing in 5 years. This year I didn't play and once again I am enjoying the game more. So I don't think I am going back. I will save my competitive juices for either the basketball court or playing a game online.

jgm1103 13y ago

This is my first year of Fantasy Football. My family did a league this year...to be honest I've always felt left out whenever Football season came around, I just couldn't get into it because I didn't have "My team" like everyone else in my family. I think it's brought me closer to my family, since I always felt like an outsider whenever I did watch a football game, I had no clue who the good players were and what teams were doing. Now not only do I enjoy watching the games but I went from an 0-3 record to 4-3 (soon to be 5-3, fingers crossed, 2nd place). It definitely makes the games more interesting to watch and has a healthy side effect of building better relationships with those you care about.

sethammons 13y ago

coworker: HOW 'BOUT THAT SAINTS GAME? you: Sorry, I don't follow hockey.

nroman 13y ago

Anyone know of a good place to download stats? They don't have to be live. It'd be fun to build some analysis tools.

jgalt212 13y ago

there's a nice chapter on breaking down Fantasy Football performance between the two skills of drafting and and line up setting in Kaiser Fung's book Numbersense http://www.amazon.com/Numbersense-How-Data-Your-Advantage/dp/0071799664 http://www.amazon.com/Numbersense-How-Data-Your-Advantage/dp...