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>He's a CIA burner, used to attack the increasing dominance of the NSA within the US intelligence apparatus. This is an internal battle. Close. He's actually a
by rthomas6 13y ago
>He's a CIA burner, used to attack the increasing dominance of the NSA within the US intelligence apparatus. This is an internal battle.
Close. He's actually a stooge for the Illuminati. That's why the media is focusing on him instead of the NSA programs.
Actually he's a double agent working for Russia. That's why he wasn't on the plane.
Actually... he was slated to do this by the Bilderberg organization to create a new world order. I know this because he hasn't been apprehended yet.
How am I doing at creating baseless conspiracy theories based on circumstantial evidence?
- adventured 13y agoI hope you're having as much fun with it as I did mine. Fortunately mine is actually plausible. US Government agencies fight with each other 24/7 for funding and power.
- rthomas6 13y agoIt might be plausible, but that doesn't make it fact. Literally the only evidence you provided for this assertion is that the NSA is more powerful than the CIA.
- untog 13y agorthomas6's is just as plausible if you believe that the Illuminati exist. And we're already talking about things that have no evidence to back them up, so why not?
- TillE 13y agoI'm absolutely certain that a number of secret societies exist that call themselves Illuminati. Similar to the "Knights Templar" who surfaced in the 18th century, despite having no connection to the actual Templars.
- bearrito 13y agoYour theory also has historical precedents from other nations. It is known that the KGB spied on the GRU and vice versa.
- skwirl 13y agoYou don't think it's possible that he is a stooge for the Illuminati? It is blatantly obvious. His name is Snowden because this is a snow job. Wake up sheeple! "Editor’s note for the literal minded ... this comment is not actually suggesting Edward Snowden is a stooge for the Illuminati. It’s just a conceit to make a larger point."