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What the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to kn
by time_management 18y ago
What the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to know.
- ahoyhere 18y agoI had good, consexual sex with another teenager. And unlike the other young people on the forum, I read a lot of scientific books, so I was able to counter such idiotic, voodoo-type teenaged beliefs such as "stretched out" vaginas.
- time_management 18y agoYou lost your virginity at 14, and you admit this in public? I'm shocked. I honestly don't know what to say to that. I hope that either you or Biff tipped the overnight guy at the gas station. Cleaning those restrooms is not a fun job.
- ahoyhere 18y agoWay to show off those classy moral legs of yours, dude.
- time_management 18y agoAt least I didn't fuck up my life in the first year of high school.
- ahoyhere 18y agoHow is my life fucked up?
- time_management 18y agoWomen who have casual sex have a way of not being able to get married, and many of them discover that it's something that they actually did want to do, eventually. Funny, that. Thus they spend their 40s breaking into tears every time a school bus passes by.
- ahoyhere 18y agoQuit your hyperbolic palaver and tell me, in observable facts, how my life is fucked up.
- time_management 18y agoHonestly? No. You've already run the score up against yourself without my help. It would be mean-spirited for me to visit any additional harm upon you, emotional or otherwise. I'm done with this dispute.
- ahoyhere 18y agoC'mon, don't wuss out now.
- menloparkbum 18y agoYou've already used that line. It wasn't funny the first time. However, the original was a bit more misogynist and even slightly sadistic: "i take pleasure in the thought of them ... sobbing" Sex and the City bitches are disgusting. I hate to admit this, but I take pleasure in the thought of them spending their middle-aged years sobbing every time a school bus passes by. http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=456292 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=456292 another time management classic: I still do look down, reflexively, upon any "profession" connected to real estate. I can honestly say I'd never marry a woman who worked in RE, and only a woman from a real estate family if she had been purified through an elite college http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=449207 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=449207
- sho 18y agoWhat the hell is wrong with you? Do you act like this in person? Shut the fuck up, asshole. I mean seriously, I don't want to talk like that on HN, but just look at what he's saying.
- time_management 18y agoSuch comments wouldn't be hurtful-- or "assholish" to use your phrase-- if she didn't know she had done something wrong.
- ahoyhere 18y agoPerhaps God will take me over his everlovin' knee and spank my naughty, fornicating bottom when I die, but other than that, my life is looking pretty great from this side of the veil. But thanks for asking.
- sho 18y agoYou're a disgrace to your religion.
- time_management 18y agoYou have no idea what my religious beliefs are, douchebag. My objection to this sort of behavior isn't religious. It's that I value the preservation of civilization, and I have a real problem with a bunch of self-absorbed thugs who are trying to fuck it all up. It took thousands of years to get to a society even approaching one where men and women could relate on loving and mutually respectful terms, and the casual sexers want to throw all this progress away within one generation.
- sho 18y agoWhat a load of bollocks. Stop trying to dress up your crass superstitions in the clothes of learned sociology and demographics - they just don't fit. And your assertion that casual sex is something that only appeared in this last generation is laughably, provably wrong. Give it up already, you and your stupid beliefs have been utterly trounced.
- sho 18y agoYou're just jealous.
- time_management 18y agoTrust me that I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman who lost her virginity at 14.
- sho 18y agoAre you even a man? Any guy I know would think it is AWESOME to lose your virginty at 14.
- time_management 18y agoI'm duly disgusted. Great job. IHBT.