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> But that's what it takes to please a woman who's had 20 partners, because she's taken a lot of huge dicks and is "stretched out". I haven't heard anything so
by ahoyhere 18y ago
> But that's what it takes to please a woman who's had 20 partners, because she's taken a lot of huge dicks and is "stretched out".
I haven't heard anything so ludicrous since I used to frequent teen sex ed forums (to dispense advice) at 14.
Gentlemen, the true character of this discussion, revealed.
- time_management 18y agoWhat the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to know.
- ahoyhere 18y agoI had good, consexual sex with another teenager. And unlike the other young people on the forum, I read a lot of scientific books, so I was able to counter such idiotic, voodoo-type teenaged beliefs such as "stretched out" vaginas.
- time_management 18y agoYou lost your virginity at 14, and you admit this in public? I'm shocked. I honestly don't know what to say to that. I hope that either you or Biff tipped the overnight guy at the gas station. Cleaning those restrooms is not a fun job.
- ahoyhere 18y agoWay to show off those classy moral legs of yours, dude.
- time_management 18y agoAt least I didn't fuck up my life in the first year of high school.
- ahoyhere 18y agoHow is my life fucked up?
- time_management 18y agoWomen who have casual sex have a way of not being able to get married, and many of them discover that it's something that they actually did want to do, eventually. Funny, that. Thus they spend their 40s breaking into tears every time a school bus passes by.
- ahoyhere 18y agoQuit your hyperbolic palaver and tell me, in observable facts, how my life is fucked up.
- time_management 18y agoHonestly? No. You've already run the score up against yourself without my help. It would be mean-spirited for me to visit any additional harm upon you, emotional or otherwise. I'm done with this dispute.
- ahoyhere 18y agoC'mon, don't wuss out now.
- menloparkbum 18y agoYou've already used that line. It wasn't funny the first time. However, the original was a bit more misogynist and even slightly sadistic: "i take pleasure in the thought of them ... sobbing" Sex and the City bitches are disgusting. I hate to admit this, but I take pleasure in the thought of them spending their middle-aged years sobbing every time a school bus passes by. http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=456292 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=456292 another time management classic: I still do look down, reflexively, upon any "profession" connected to real estate. I can honestly say I'd never marry a woman who worked in RE, and only a woman from a real estate family if she had been purified through an elite college http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=449207 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=449207
- sho 18y agoYou're just jealous.
- time_management 18y agoTrust me that I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman who lost her virginity at 14.
- sho 18y agoAre you even a man? Any guy I know would think it is AWESOME to lose your virginty at 14.
- time_management 18y agoI'm duly disgusted. Great job. IHBT.