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This is brilliant. I often wonder of VCs actually have a secret website where they go on it, select from a half dozen drop boxes of platitudes they want to inc
by richardjordan 14y ago
This is brilliant.
I often wonder of VCs actually have a secret website where they go on it, select from a half dozen drop boxes of platitudes they want to include, and then out spits a message along these lines. Over the years my inbox has gathered enough of them that I could probably extract most of the patterns.
- wh-uws 14y agoHonestly they probably just keep a word document with a list of them in there. I know I do (textfile of course) for useful shell commands and the like
- fusiongyro 14y agoStartup idea. :)
- dsl 14y agoHave you considered you're doing it wrong? If you asked out 100 girls and they all blew you off, it would be time for some introspection. VCs are just ugly girls with more money.
- orangethirty 14y agoEh, no. I would take a bath, put on some nicer clothes, and set out to find girl 101. while single: mingle()
- sixtypoundhound 14y agoSounds like a perfect application of a context free grammar.
- tbirdz 14y agoHmm... I sense a potential startup idea here.
- Wilya 14y agoSomeone had made something like that for internship reports, when I was in college. Very handy, when you needed a bonus paragraph here and there on "How this experience made me a better person".
- xianshou 14y agoAlso generalizable. Email pattern-mining software, anybody? It would classify patterns within social groups as defined by LinkedIn and Facebook social network topography.
- gfodor 14y agoI have a line in my personal wiki page for invention ideas labelled: "bullshit automation." This is that idea.