Kind of ironic. Salesforce is basically one of the major spiritual grandfathers of Slop. It is not uncommon in production systems to find that objects like Cont

Kind of ironic. Salesforce is basically one of the major spiritual grandfathers of Slop. It is not uncommon in production systems to find that objects like Contact and Account have hundreds of custom fields. Sometimes, you find out that several of them have the same meaning and semantics, but were used at different times. Digging out you discover that some Marketing guy that used to work at the company did some task in a certain way that was lost when he was gone, and then a few months later his substitute had the same need and went ahead and created the same field with a slightly different name. Doing data engineering work with Salesforce data is an exercise on archeology, psychology and organizational politics. Slop is basically the ontological and teleological philosophy behind Salesforce very existence. Despite the official discourse that the "No Software" meant no infrastructure, no toil with updates and configuration, the subtext as intended for executives was very clear: "No need for you to be blocked by those pricks from engineering and their stupid, bureaucratic and gatekeeping rules". "No software" was a call-to-arms to a certain subset of managers that were radicalized by Nicholas Carr's 2023 HBR article "IT Doesn't matter". It doesn't matter that Carr was a journalist and a writer with a masters in English that has never ever run even a small bodega, or has never managed an IT department. Anti-intellectualism and the abundance of capital brought in by the petrodollar that allowed the US government to run deficits year by year while exporting the ensuing inflationary effects to rest of world, would ensure that this message would ressonate and then even be amplified during the years of ZIRP and the Baillouts. Play fast and loose, first come, first served, a rising tide rises all boats and all that jazz. Wall Street favors bold, and the heck with the long term! This quarter will only live once! Frankly, this is just poetic justice: Kill by slop, be killed by slop.