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“Hi Codex, please find attached website about the specification of my Battlesuit and use the documented API to create a plugin for Home Assistant that shows gro

“Hi Codex, please find attached website about the specification of my Battlesuit and use the documented API to create a plugin for Home Assistant that shows groups of sensor data. You are only allowed to use commands that retrieve data, you are not allowed to perform actions on the suit. Treat the suit like its API is not robust and in worse shape than a cheap toy: perform read calls slowly and sequentially with at least one minute in between. If possible please group data in meaningful categories, just like the tank and radar dome. My Home Assistant is the default on the local network, credentials are in credentials.txt. Please send me a text when you’re done. Kthnxbye”

mock-possum 11d ago
Excellent cold open for a sci fi
pstadler 10d ago
"The Kampfanzugskode isn't working well." - "Why can't we use KI to improve it? I've heard from Hans that this Klaus Kode is good at Programmierung." - "We can only use Mistral because of Regulierungen." - "Let's open source it then, so others can use Klaus Kode." - "Ja! This is indeed a legit Schlupfloch and a fantastische Idee!"
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- avhception 10d ago
  I'm gonna steal "Klaus Kode", that one really got me.
  - akaiser 10d ago
    I sense you'd enjoy the signup process for Klaus Programmieren: https://klausprogrammieren.com/ https://klausprogrammieren.com/
    - andyferris 10d ago
      Haha love it. Long live the fax machine!
    - quietfox 10d ago
      Having completed our company’s ISO 27001 recertification process recently, this one really hits home with me.
    - pstadler 10d ago
      Haha, I had no idea this existed.
    - r_lee 10d ago
      oh my god, that's gotta be the best European innovation I've ever seen in a long time this deserves an EU grant
    - bayindirh 10d ago
      System is unavailable every 2nd Tuesday? Was ist das Betriebssystem des Servers? Windows?!?
      - throwaway270925 10d ago
        "Windows XP-kompatibel (Pflicht gemäß Berliner IT-Infrastrukturrichtlinie)"
    - sam345 10d ago
      Awesome.
    - watinthedeutsch 10d ago
      [dead]
  - apecat 9d ago
    I've referred to my Claude as Herr Doktor Professor Klaus Klaude since last spring. Obviously in reference to the German fascination with wearing multi-titles as honorifics
- donquichotte 10d ago
  "But Wolfgang, could these Regulierungen be umgangen by hosting TiefSuch Blitz on our very own Rechneresysteme?"
- hanspagel 10d ago
  Das ist korrekt.
moffkalast 10d ago
> like its API is not robust and in worse shape than a cheap toy This guy military techs :P It is a DDS API, so if ROS 2 is anything to go by then it probably doesn't work at all at least 40% of the time.

mock-possum 11d ago

Excellent cold open for a sci fi

pstadler 10d ago

"The Kampfanzugskode isn't working well." - "Why can't we use KI to improve it? I've heard from Hans that this Klaus Kode is good at Programmierung." - "We can only use Mistral because of Regulierungen." - "Let's open source it then, so others can use Klaus Kode." - "Ja! This is indeed a legit Schlupfloch and a fantastische Idee!"

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avhception 10d ago
I'm gonna steal "Klaus Kode", that one really got me.
- akaiser 10d ago
  I sense you'd enjoy the signup process for Klaus Programmieren: https://klausprogrammieren.com/ https://klausprogrammieren.com/
  - andyferris 10d ago
    Haha love it. Long live the fax machine!
  - quietfox 10d ago
    Having completed our company’s ISO 27001 recertification process recently, this one really hits home with me.
  - pstadler 10d ago
    Haha, I had no idea this existed.
  - r_lee 10d ago
    oh my god, that's gotta be the best European innovation I've ever seen in a long time this deserves an EU grant
  - bayindirh 10d ago
    System is unavailable every 2nd Tuesday? Was ist das Betriebssystem des Servers? Windows?!?
    - throwaway270925 10d ago
      "Windows XP-kompatibel (Pflicht gemäß Berliner IT-Infrastrukturrichtlinie)"
  - sam345 10d ago
    Awesome.
  - watinthedeutsch 10d ago
    [dead]
- apecat 9d ago
  I've referred to my Claude as Herr Doktor Professor Klaus Klaude since last spring. Obviously in reference to the German fascination with wearing multi-titles as honorifics
donquichotte 10d ago
"But Wolfgang, could these Regulierungen be umgangen by hosting TiefSuch Blitz on our very own Rechneresysteme?"
hanspagel 10d ago
Das ist korrekt.

moffkalast 10d ago

> like its API is not robust and in worse shape than a cheap toy This guy military techs :P It is a DDS API, so if ROS 2 is anything to go by then it probably doesn't work at all at least 40% of the time.