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All right, mate, let's hear your plan for securing the UK's south-eastern coastline.
by codeduck 2mo ago
All right, mate, let's hear your plan for securing the UK's south-eastern coastline.
- Grum9 2mo ago[dead]
- Citizen_Lame 2mo agoSharks and tornados, and imagine if we can combine them!
- codeduck 2mo agoBad news, budget cuts mean we can afford a flounder with a paper fan. His name's Steven and he lives about twenty yards east of Lulworth Cover, but we reckon he's okay to commute to work.
- root-parent 2mo agoIf Daily Mail journalist can be there on time to photograph the boats, the authorities could spend less time in the pub, and make some arrests...
- IshKebab 2mo agoTake people back to France? Feels pretty damn obvious to me. I believe they even agreed something like that fairly recently.
- codeduck 2mo agoBelieve it or not, they actually already do this.
- account42 2mo agoMost (non-western) countries do pretty well by making it clear that those who enter illegally will be arrested, charged, imprisoned, and then deported (at their own cost) rather than given free benefits.
- codeduck 2mo agoBelieve it or not, the UK already does this to people for whom there is no plausible asylum claim. The problem, if you want to think about it as such, is that the UK currently believes in treating potential asylum claimants as such rather than automatically labeling them as criminals.
- account42 2mo agoThis may be technically correct but only because the definition of "potentional asylum claimants" has been expanded to include pretty much everyone.