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"Actual" athletes only sprint for a few minutes at a time, not really comparable with the hydration needs of a cyberathlete on their hundred and third consecuti

• steveBK123 3mo ago
  So true. Brawndo, its got what devs crave!
  • walrus01 3mo ago
    ChatGPT, please give me a marketing plan for a combination Brawndo / Camelbak reservoir attached to chair / "Gaming Chair" accessory where the user can sip Brawndo from a tube built into their workstation.
    • nico_h 3mo ago
      The downside of hydratation, with its kidney saving, headache preventing benefits is that the more hydrated you are, the sooner and more frequently you need to leave the workstation…
      • voidUpdate 3mo ago
        Simply add a second tube and reservoir and you don't need to get up anymore. Just don't get your tubes mixed up
• konfusinomicon 3mo ago
  that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta
  • ninju 3mo ago
    Just don't overdue it... https://xkcd.com/323/ https://xkcd.com/323/