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To start your car please look into camera and repeat: "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

• Aaargh20318 3mo ago
  Don’t forget to drink a verification can.
  • deleted 3mo ago
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  • ColdStream 3mo ago
    Yep... gets a little less funny every year as it comes closer to reality.
    • dzhiurgis 3mo ago
      You going to hate this, but Tesla is adding facial recognition to start self driving. Whether it is to identify driver age, identify correct kid at school pickup, stop doll heads from attentiveness check bypass or determine license holder - you gotta admit it makes sense.
• DeluluDon 3mo ago
  "Doritos™ just Dew™ it™!"
  • snapetom 3mo ago
    This driving session brought to you by your friends at PepsiCo. There's a Buc-ee's on your route. Would you like to add a stop to grab a cool refreshing 44 oz Mountain Dew Code Red?
    • kevin_thibedeau 3mo ago
      I'm going to Taco Bell for some fine dining. Let them know I want a chilled bottle of Baja Blast waiting upon arrival.
      • King-Aaron 3mo ago
        Uh oh! Your vehicle subscription level doesn't include [BRAND]. Please tap the brake pedal twice to upgrade your subscription to Silverpremium for an additional $14.99 per month.
        • snapetom 3mo ago
          God dammit, yes I have Silverpremium. What the hell? Oh, us-east-1 is down. Damn, I felt so sad typing that. If us 90's internet builders knew what we were pushing the world towards, I think many of us would have quit and become farmers.
• deleted 3mo ago
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• altern8 3mo ago
  Brawndo is what your body craves. It's got electrolytes!
  • olyjohn 3mo ago
    You mean that it's got what plants crave.
    • altern8 3mo ago
      Yes of course. What else would you give plants, water out the toilet!?
      • ProllyInfamous 3mo ago
        This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your butt. Or was it the other way around?