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Tie every helicopter you can find to the roof, gas the bent bit off, haul it away and drop it somewhere? They'll likely shore it up with hydraulic props - prob
by ErroneousBosh 4mo ago
Tie every helicopter you can find to the roof, gas the bent bit off, haul it away and drop it somewhere?
They'll likely shore it up with hydraulic props - probably going through the floor and ceiling to floor slabs above and below - to stabilise it, and then start demolishing the building bit by bit.
- kylehotchkiss 4mo agoWhen you run the mental model of picking up a building with a bunch of surplus Hueys, do they not all collide together once they start bearing weight?
- ErroneousBosh 4mo agoNot if you make the strings different lengths.
- hagbard_c 4mo agoIn that case the helicopters lower in the pecking order will chop off the strings for the higher ones. I thing seagulls is a better idea, if it worked for a giant peach it should work for a building. Plenty of those around and they'll work for peanuts.
- tonyedgecombe 4mo agoBalloons should do it.
- singleshot_ 4mo ago“spreader bar”
- ErroneousBosh 4mo agoBut not one made out of the same stuff as those beams, they're like chocolate.