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Gotta be the most “water is wet” headline I’ve ever read. They literally did this already.

• janalsncm 3mo ago
  When you say “water is wet” and someone asks for evidence, now you will have evidence.
  • actionfromafar 3mo ago
    But is water still wet?
  • cramer4next 3mo ago
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  • throw310822 3mo ago
    We deny with all force this slanderous libel that evil people keep spreading because of their senseless hatred. Water is not just not wet, it's in fact the dryest imaginable substance. We have tested it thoroughly in our laboratories- which as everybody knows are the most advanced in the world- and we have found in it not the slightest amount of wetness. I have personally spoken with the US ambassador about this matter and he reaffirmed the complete trust of his country in the absolute dryness of water.