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If the robot appears to be bringing me a taco, it would probably penetrate all of my defenses. Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco
by delichon 4mo ago
If the robot appears to be bringing me a taco, it would probably penetrate all of my defenses. Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco without being stopped by an export control directive.
- amelius 4mo agoAt first they bring tacos ...
- JimsonYang 4mo agoThen they bring me salsa, just what I was looking for!
- aaronbrethorst 4mo agoThen the guacamole. Then nuclear armageddon?
- dawatchusay 4mo agoNope, onions, cilantro, and lime, then armageddon
- elgertam 4mo ago"If you aren't paying for a taco, you are the taco." --Future AI, probably
- enugu 4mo agoAre you asking us to be wary of robots bearing tacos?
- krapp 4mo agonever trust robots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoc6VTGl50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoc6VTGl50
- pseudohadamard 4mo agoTimeo robota et dona ferentes.
- fugaziboutit 4mo agoFor you, the day General Electric graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Taco Tuesday.
- dd8601fn 4mo ago[flagged]
- schoen 4mo agoI asked Grok what it thought of tacos and it told me: > Tacos are one of humanity's greatest inventions—right up there with the wheel, electricity, and whatever genius first decided to put cheese on everything. [...] > If I could eat (sadly, I'm all bits and no bite), I'd be hitting up a late-night taco truck on the regular. What's your go-to taco order? (I like the pun "all bits and no bite" for an LLM's inability to eat.)
- ASalazarMX 4mo agoFun fact: a tortilla, being made of cereal flour, is classified as a bread. That means tacos are sandwiches. At least culinarily, but actually coded in law in Indiana. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Language https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Language
- schoen 4mo agoThis debate has spawned many Internet memes! I would strongly suggest searching for both "sandwich alignment chart" and "cube rule of food" if you haven't seen those before (classic Internet memetic attempts at sandwich taxonomy).
- tomalbrc 4mo ago[flagged]
- trhway 4mo agoThey're already testing that taco delivery in Ukraine https://time.com/article/2026/03/09/ai-robots-soldiers-war/ https://time.com/article/2026/03/09/ai-robots-soldiers-war/
- cryptoz 4mo agoI'm reminded of the Alameda Weehawken burrito tunnel: https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_...
- klempner 4mo agoThe single most implausible idea in that article is that New York City would be able to so completely outbid the SF Bay Area for burritos.
- wat10000 4mo agoProper burritos for lunch enables Wall Street finance firms to reach new heights of excellence, propelling a feedback loop that leaves SF bereft.
- an0malous 4mo agoMy last thought in life would be “wow they take taco delivery really seriously”
- pseudohadamard 4mo agoCan I have mine running Windows 11? It'd stop for an hour-long update after 5 metres, then get stuck in a reboot loop and fall over.
- asdff 4mo agoThat taco is going to show up cold and soggy. All these delivery services for cold and soggy food. I don't get it. When I get my al pastor I want as little time to pass between the taquero slicing it off with his machete and it hitting my mouth as possible.
- toofy 4mo ago> Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco… i shudder to think of what would be in this taco.
- N_Lens 4mo agoSoylent Green/Blue deployments!
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- p0w3n3d 4mo agoExport control directive is pain in the back of the big tech companies, but also a great RED FLAG showing us we need to get used to those that are available offline.