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That's ~280kg of gold if anyone wonders
by NooneAtAll3 5mo ago
That's ~280kg of gold if anyone wonders
- xnx 5mo agoIt would make such a fantastic set of barbell plates.
- CSSer 5mo agoGold is pretty soft. You would have to cut it to 10 carat, so there’s be even more to go around!
- elif 5mo agoNah literally crushing plates would feel so good. Worth the effort to melt it again every few sessions
- thrownthatway 5mo ago[flagged]
- arionmiles 5mo agoDwarves of Moria get swole
- thrownthatway 5mo agoHaving to handle the plates with care and the damage they’d take regardless would add to the charm.
- scottshea 5mo agoThis whole thread renews my faith in humanity
- zippyman55 5mo agoI’ll spot you!
- jojobas 5mo agoYou could encase them in plastic to prevent damage and mask them for some run off the mill equipment. Nobody would suspect anything without prior knowledge.
- rbanffy 5mo agoBut they feel nice to touch.
- GJim 5mo ago> Nobody would suspect anything without prior knowledge. The weights being nearly twice as heavy for their expected size would be a bit of a giveaway to anyone who has ever been in a gym.
- jojobas 5mo agoThat's easily sorted by higher plastic to gold ratio.
- sneak 5mo ago1kg gold bars are tiny.
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- nradov 5mo agoOr a really cool scuba diving weight belt.
- DonHopkins 5mo agoOr a huge gold statue of Trump and Epstein partying and raping children.
- buildsjets 5mo agoIt is our fiduciary responsibility to put this resource to it's highest and best use.
- GuestFAUniverse 5mo agoBlack humor. Or isn't anyone allowed anymore to mention "Black" in the context of Epstein?
- rbanffy 5mo agoI prefer “dark humour”. After all, it allows some colours to come through.
- dominicrose 5mo agoDonald Trump Wants His Blue Blazer "Black" | Friends
- cindyllm 5mo ago[dead]
- sys32768 5mo ago^ This person jokes about raping children.
- buildsjets 5mo agoDonald Trump has aided and abbeted the rape of children, is actively preventing child rapists from being prosecuted, and has set up a multi-billion dollar legal defense fund to protect his criminal associates. And what offends you is that someone made a joke to point that out? Pathetic. You should be offended by the criminals, not the clowns.
- rldjbpin 5mo agonow that's how to flex right! (also so would the plates or the bar holding them!)
- Imagenuity 5mo ago~ 617 lbs.
- iamkrazy 5mo ago~ 44 stones
- da_chicken 5mo ago~5.3 Emma Stones
- beezlewax 5mo ago~1 billion freedom units
- testplzignore 5mo ago~681 American footballs. At 27 balls per team per NFL game, an average of 17.8 games per team per season, and an annual salary cap of $301 million, those many balls are equivalent to a salary of $481 million. So by weight, footballs are "worth" 12 times the price of gold. Joe Burrow weighs 215 lbs and makes $55 million per year. That makes him worth his weight in gold x4. I'm still researching the average weight of a football field. Depends if it has rained recently.
- b3lvedere 5mo agoWhat's their beef with the metric system? :)
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- omoikane 5mo agoThe article says "approximately 303 gold bars, each of which weighed approximately one kilogram" I guess the gold bars aren't uniformly sized, which would agree with your ~280kg number.
- iririririr 5mo agoOr the chain of custody lost some 20 bars?
- wrsh07 5mo agoFrom the article: > approximately 303 gold bars, each of which weighed approximately one kilogram So the bars just be a bit under one kg on average
- 93po 5mo agoprobably less by the time it gets into the evidence locker