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Don't listen to him– he is a cat burglar, and you being deaf at night helps him steal your cats.
by apt-apt-apt-apt 5mo ago
Don't listen to him– he is a cat burglar, and you being deaf at night helps him steal your cats.
- gchamonlive 5mo agoIs there such a flourishing black market for subtracted cats that would prompt burglars to steal these pets?
- ro_bit 5mo agoYeah they just finished their series A funding yesterday. Sorry to hear you missed out
- fwipsy 5mo agoI don't think it will work out. Dwarf fortress got it right. Cats own you, not vice versa.
- sebastiennight 5mo agoWhich is the infinite money glitch. You're worth X. You have 1 cat who owns you, total value X. Get 10 black market cats for free, now 11 cats own you for a total net worth of 11X. That's even before considering the compound effect of each cat owning a human worth 11X, which means you can divest from 1 cat for 11X, and still be worth 110*X. The system basically works like xAI shares. Don't look too close into it.
- gchamonlive 5mo agoThat's seems like a shady business, I'll have a thousand shares
- sebastiennight 5mo agoThere you go, here are your 1,000 shares for $0.0001. Everybody! Pay attention now! Only 22,999,000 share tokens are left, and due to gchamonlive's massive transaction, the liquidity pool is moving fast, and a share/token is now worth $150,000. Don't miss out, act now!
- gchamonlive 5mo agoIt's alright, I'll just hide my cats along with my kids and wife.
- fugaziboutit 5mo agoYou can't subtract cats, you have to concatenate then truncate.
- flux3125 5mo ago> Don't listen to him That's the idea
- user_7832 5mo agoHopefully the ear plugs are good enough to not hear the "badum tiss" too :)
- reactordev 5mo agoUnless the joke lands on deaf ears
- alun 5mo agoSounds like it did
- reactordev 5mo agoYou don’t say :)
- tclancy 5mo agoYou can tell by the sneakers.