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You’re for sure right about the name thing. It’s so hard to resist commenting on names for a lot of people, I think, due to the extreme asymmetry of novelty. Wh

by xp84 6mo ago

You’re for sure right about the name thing. It’s so hard to resist commenting on names for a lot of people, I think, due to the extreme asymmetry of novelty. When you meet someone named Michael Jackson, that’s such novel information to you: “there’s a guy right here in front of me who is named the same thing as a famous musician!” Meanwhile, from Michael’s perspective, they’ve been named Michael Jackson and getting comments and jokes about it near-daily for 35 years - and it’s really a boring non-story - they’re named after their grandfather, their parents didn’t care about the other Michael Jackson one way or the other, and they themselves also neither like or hate MJ.

et-al 6mo ago
Michael... Bolton? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxRAsnizbk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxRAsnizbk
- xp84 6mo ago
  This is 100% what I was thinking of, I considered using that name in my comment actually!!
philsnow 6mo ago
They might like to hear "Michael Jackson? Like the guy who wrote the book about scotch??" once in a while
Slow_Hand 6mo ago
I had a friend named Michael Jackson who went by a different first name. I didn't even know until several years later when he showed a group of us his drivers license and accidentally outed himself.
c22 6mo ago
This is like when you're working retail and the scanner glitches or the barcode isn't registered and the customer says "I guess that one's free then!" and you have to say "ha ha, very droll sir" as if you didn't hear that same joke yesterday.
- Terr_ 6mo ago
  > you have to say "ha ha, very droll sir" I completely support the defensive adoption of a sardonic butler-persona for everybody on the other side of a cash-register. :p
jimbokun 6mo ago
Like the Michael Bolton character in Office Space.
bitwize 6mo ago
"Well, you could go by Mike instead of Michael." "Why should I have to change? He's the one who sucks!"

by xp84 6mo ago

et-al 6mo ago

Michael... Bolton? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxRAsnizbk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxRAsnizbk

xp84 6mo ago
This is 100% what I was thinking of, I considered using that name in my comment actually!!

philsnow 6mo ago

They might like to hear "Michael Jackson? Like the guy who wrote the book about scotch??" once in a while

Slow_Hand 6mo ago

I had a friend named Michael Jackson who went by a different first name. I didn't even know until several years later when he showed a group of us his drivers license and accidentally outed himself.

c22 6mo ago

This is like when you're working retail and the scanner glitches or the barcode isn't registered and the customer says "I guess that one's free then!" and you have to say "ha ha, very droll sir" as if you didn't hear that same joke yesterday.

Terr_ 6mo ago
> you have to say "ha ha, very droll sir" I completely support the defensive adoption of a sardonic butler-persona for everybody on the other side of a cash-register. :p

jimbokun 6mo ago

Like the Michael Bolton character in Office Space.

bitwize 6mo ago

"Well, you could go by Mike instead of Michael." "Why should I have to change? He's the one who sucks!"