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Do "our [superlative] and [superlative] [product] yet" and you have pretty much every product launch

• SequoiaHope 6mo ago
  I love when Apple says they’re releasing their best iPhone yet so I know the new model is better than the old ones.
  • taspeotis 6mo ago
    https://theonion.com/new-device-desirable-old-device-undesirable-1819571196/ https://theonion.com/new-device-desirable-old-device-undesir...
  • sigmoid10 6mo ago
    That's at least genuine to some degree. Like, ok, good to know it's not officially a step back... But stuff like "smallest notch ever in an iPhone" is outright misleading consumers when there are other brands out there that easily beat them.
    • SequoiaHope 6mo ago
      It’s genuine but hilarious to consider the alternative where a new iPhone is not quite as good as the old model and apple states as much.