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If there's a bingo card for model releases, "our [superlative] and [superlative] model yet" is surely the free space.

• xnx 6mo ago
  "our newest and most expensive model yet"
  • deleted 6mo ago
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• tom1337 6mo ago
  Do "our [superlative] and [superlative] [product] yet" and you have pretty much every product launch
  • SequoiaHope 6mo ago
    I love when Apple says they’re releasing their best iPhone yet so I know the new model is better than the old ones.
    • taspeotis 6mo ago
      https://theonion.com/new-device-desirable-old-device-undesirable-1819571196/ https://theonion.com/new-device-desirable-old-device-undesir...
    • sigmoid10 6mo ago
      That's at least genuine to some degree. Like, ok, good to know it's not officially a step back... But stuff like "smallest notch ever in an iPhone" is outright misleading consumers when there are other brands out there that easily beat them.
      • SequoiaHope 6mo ago
        It’s genuine but hilarious to consider the alternative where a new iPhone is not quite as good as the old model and apple states as much.
• ertgbnm 6mo ago
  can't wait for "our worst and dumbest model yet"
  • Nition 6mo ago
    Apple should have used that one for the 2016 MacBook.
• wiseowise 6mo ago
  "Best iPhone ever"