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Someone said - in Linux, everything is a file. In Microsoft, everything is a copilot. Lol.
by thedelanyo 6mo ago
Someone said - in Linux, everything is a file. In Microsoft, everything is a copilot. Lol.
- Waterluvian 6mo agoMicrosoft .NET Copilot
- gedy 6mo agoMicrosoft Azure .NET Copilot 365
- deleted 6mo ago[deleted]
- gpi 6mo agoMicrosoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 355
- malfist 6mo agoMicrosoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 355 (classic)
- FridgeSeal 6mo agoMicrosoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 365 (classic) Professional Edition
- VladVladikoff 6mo agoI’ve been wondering lately if the next Xbox will have “copilot” in the name. With an easy to accidentally press dedicated button on the controller that interrupts the game you’re playing to start an AI chat.
- anal_reactor 6mo agoA valid use case would be AI pretending to be the second player so that you can pretend you're having friends over while actually you're alone. Schizophrenia-as-a-Service.
- juliusceasar 6mo agoHaha, actually funny.
- iknowstuff 6mo agoThey have that on windows game bar. Then you press the xbox button there’s a copilot “for games” there
- MYEUHD 6mo agoGaming Copilot: https://www.xbox.com/en-US/gaming-copilot https://www.xbox.com/en-US/gaming-copilot
- trashcan 6mo agoAnd of course it doesn't even work on Xbox.
- anal_reactor 6mo agoMicrosoft Azure .NET Copilot 365 Series X
- jen20 6mo agoLive Ultimate Edition for Developers.
- marcosdumay 6mo agoMake it a cloud, on premisses and a desktop versions. All different.
- hbarka 6mo agoMS Power Azure Copilot 365
- hypercube33 6mo agoYou jest but there is the Office Hub that seemed like a solution in search of a problem and it was renamed into Microsoft Copilot 365 and has basically the same icon as Copliot. The 365 is paid the non is not.
- aleph_minus_one 6mo ago> Microsoft .NET Copilot Not to be confused with "Microsoft Copilot .NET". :-)
- pluc 6mo agoor Microsoft Copilot for .NET Core
- aleph_minus_one 6mo ago.NET Core does not exist anymore: it was renamed to .NET with .NET 5.0 (skipping version 4.0): > https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=.NET&oldid=1342765345 https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=.NET&oldid=134276...
- da_chicken 6mo agoThat's because .Net 4 has been the .Net Framework's current version since 2010. It's basically the same reason they never made Windows 9. They dropped the Core designation because they're still trying to encourage people to migrate so they can take .Net Framework out behind the shed where Silverlight went. v5 was a convenient time to start that whole process of re-integration.
- aleph_minus_one 6mo ago> That's because .Net 4 has been the .Net Framework's current version since 2010. [...] They dropped the Core designation because they're still trying to encourage people to migrate so they can take .Net Framework out behind the shed where Silverlight went. Good points/considerations.
- NooneAtAll3 6mo agoMicrosoft .Copilot ?
- jeffhwang 6mo agoHalo Cortana AI: Copilot for Combat 2026
- beAbU 6mo agoAt some point there was an "AI" assistant in windows called Cortana. I think it was a lovely little joke and a nod to their fun side. Unique name, easy to remember. Like Apple's Siri. I'm sad they replaced it with copilot.
- layer8 6mo agoWe are still missing "Windows Subsystem for Copilot".
- xattt 6mo agoCopilot Subsystem for Copilot
- netule 6mo agoCopilot Copilot for Copilot
- SXX 6mo agoCopilot Copilot Copilot Copilot
- adharmad 6mo agoBuffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
- unangst 6mo agoCopilot copilots Copilot copilots copilot copilot Copilot copilots
- simonw 6mo agoWoah that actually works... Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots, which other Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots assist, themselves assist Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots.
- x______________ 6mo agoI just woke up, please for the love of ai slop, stop before you break my definition of the word copilot! (Fun fact: If you repeat a word sufficiently, it will lose its meaning..)
- MarsIronPI 6mo agoI'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux is in fact not the origin of the "everything is a file". More properly, "everything is a file" is a Unix concept and Unix's creators deserve credit for the idea. Though Plan9 carries it out much better: Unix networking isn't file-based, Plan9's is. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
- pjmlp 6mo agoWhile UNIX is famous for everything is a file, in reality this concept is only true in Plan 9, in UNIX IPC not everything is a file. Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)
- zahlman 6mo agoI was thinking more along the lines of "what you're referring to as Windows is in fact Copilot/Windows"....
- zenoprax 6mo agoSlopPilot/NT? > I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, NT/SlopPilot+Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus Copilot plus Copilot.
- DiscourseFan 6mo ago[flagged]
- DougMerritt 6mo agoIt's a humorous reference to a (in-)famous serious post by Stallman, see https://www.gnu.org/gnu/incorrect-quotation.en.html https://www.gnu.org/gnu/incorrect-quotation.en.html
- direwolf20 6mo agoNot everything is a file, in linux or unix.
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- wlesieutre 6mo agoIt’s IBM 15 yers ago when everything was Watson
- al_borland 6mo agoWe see how that worked out for them.
- hideout_berlin 6mo agoloool