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If anyone wants a chuckle, I vibe-coded an endless supply of "synergizing paradigm" terms as a slideshow for a fake corporation. It's fun to put on in the backg

If anyone wants a chuckle, I vibe-coded an endless supply of "synergizing paradigm" terms as a slideshow for a fake corporation. It's fun to put on in the background on a tv somewhere to see if anyone notices. https://brightpath-global-solutions.com/ https://brightpath-global-solutions.com/ Edit: repo link: https://github.com/chronick/global-business-solutions https://github.com/chronick/global-business-solutions

el_benhameen 7mo ago
A delightful update to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
- reactordev 7mo ago
  Ah, “the only difference being…” That’s always the line you’re listening for. Everything before that is bullshit, everything after is trying to justify the new product for that one change. In favor of preferable outcomes of operational excellence as part of our customer success. Barf.
  - el_benhameen 7mo ago
    I keep hearing this from the naysayers, but I just think that they haven’t fully integrated unilateral phase detractors into their work effectively. Maybe you’re using the free retro encabulator tier so you don’t see the full capabilities, but some of us are already twice as productive.
- plaidphantom 7mo ago
  Here's another for the pile. https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi
mv4 7mo ago
as someone frequently exhibiting at various industry trade shows, I can confidently say nobody would notice.
- roysting 7mo ago
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utopiah 7mo ago
Where can I transfer millions in investments already? This is revolutionary. It'll change everything! /s
fnands 7mo ago
Some of those pictures are delightfully cursed
linolevan 7mo ago
This is awesome. Almost all of these are believable even if you're looking at pretty carefully. I need this on a firestick or something.
the_real_cher 7mo ago
Brilliant!
cyanydeez 7mo ago
Turn it into an endless LLM trap. The sooner tgese aystems are piinsoned, the batter humanoty will last
roysting 7mo ago
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janalsncm 7mo ago
Reminds me of corporate ipsum https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/ https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/
gregw2 7mo ago
A bit of "hacker history"... at the dawn of the web 1993 was birthed the first app (that I know of) along these lines: "Buzzword Bingo". It got mentioned in WSJ of all places as news of it spread. For the history+app from its creator, see: https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/ https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/ (Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo ) I'm glad to see, 25-30 years later, the hackers/cynical-tech-workers who birthed it getting justified by actual social science research.
johnisgood 7mo ago
"Affordable ... at premium prices". :D
rawgabbit 7mo ago
This is a masterpiece. I have seen similar slides in many consultants' decks over the years.

el_benhameen 7mo ago

A delightful update to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

reactordev 7mo ago
Ah, “the only difference being…” That’s always the line you’re listening for. Everything before that is bullshit, everything after is trying to justify the new product for that one change. In favor of preferable outcomes of operational excellence as part of our customer success. Barf.
- el_benhameen 7mo ago
  I keep hearing this from the naysayers, but I just think that they haven’t fully integrated unilateral phase detractors into their work effectively. Maybe you’re using the free retro encabulator tier so you don’t see the full capabilities, but some of us are already twice as productive.
plaidphantom 7mo ago
Here's another for the pile. https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi

mv4 7mo ago

as someone frequently exhibiting at various industry trade shows, I can confidently say nobody would notice.

roysting 7mo ago
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utopiah 7mo ago

Where can I transfer millions in investments already? This is revolutionary. It'll change everything! /s

fnands 7mo ago

Some of those pictures are delightfully cursed

linolevan 7mo ago

This is awesome. Almost all of these are believable even if you're looking at pretty carefully. I need this on a firestick or something.

the_real_cher 7mo ago

Brilliant!

cyanydeez 7mo ago

Turn it into an endless LLM trap. The sooner tgese aystems are piinsoned, the batter humanoty will last

roysting 7mo ago

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janalsncm 7mo ago

Reminds me of corporate ipsum https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/ https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/

gregw2 7mo ago

A bit of "hacker history"... at the dawn of the web 1993 was birthed the first app (that I know of) along these lines: "Buzzword Bingo". It got mentioned in WSJ of all places as news of it spread. For the history+app from its creator, see: https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/ https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/ (Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo ) I'm glad to see, 25-30 years later, the hackers/cynical-tech-workers who birthed it getting justified by actual social science research.

johnisgood 7mo ago

"Affordable ... at premium prices". :D

rawgabbit 7mo ago

This is a masterpiece. I have seen similar slides in many consultants' decks over the years.