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As if some people are born as cost centers, like it’s the genetic programming for pupillary distance. If you want to be a profit center, be one. When the body

As if some people are born as cost centers, like it’s the genetic programming for pupillary distance. If you want to be a profit center, be one. When the body is in danger of dying should it stop healing the fingernails or the brain?

TeMPOraL 8mo ago
> As if some people are born as cost centers, like it’s the genetic programming for pupillary distance. I literally said the opposite of it. The classification is descriptive, and frequently reevaluated. It'd not a property of a person, but a function of where they currently are in the org chart. > If you want to be a profit center, be one. Sure. > When the body is in danger of dying should it stop healing the fingernails or the brain? Nothing is dying, though. The body that is the org needs both kinds of centers to function. Like any other system that resists entropy, it has parts that are sacrificed so other parts are preserved.
okaybuddysips 8mo ago
> If you want to be a profit center, be one. Thanks, I'm cured.
nkrisc 8mo ago
Ah, so this is why many companies end up full of sociopaths who contribute nothing to the actual revenue of the company: they all managed to weasel themselves into the “profit centers” while the chumps doing actual work that keeps the lights on remain in the “cost centers”.
BobaFloutist 8mo ago
That's true, let's think about it. The brain is the most obvious cost center, consuming nutrients without doing anything to directly provide them. Legs move us towards food, but also away from it, so they're a wash. Eyes and ears are redundant with nose, in these lean times. Hands are essential to pick up food that's in a container we can't fit our face in. Mouth too. Digestive tract, on the other hand, is always complaining for more food and never generating any itself, so it has to go. Once we've fired everyone but the C-suite, marketing, and accounts receivable, we'll have the most efficient, profit-center only company in existence!

TeMPOraL 8mo ago

> As if some people are born as cost centers, like it’s the genetic programming for pupillary distance. I literally said the opposite of it. The classification is descriptive, and frequently reevaluated. It'd not a property of a person, but a function of where they currently are in the org chart. > If you want to be a profit center, be one. Sure. > When the body is in danger of dying should it stop healing the fingernails or the brain? Nothing is dying, though. The body that is the org needs both kinds of centers to function. Like any other system that resists entropy, it has parts that are sacrificed so other parts are preserved.

okaybuddysips 8mo ago

> If you want to be a profit center, be one. Thanks, I'm cured.

nkrisc 8mo ago

Ah, so this is why many companies end up full of sociopaths who contribute nothing to the actual revenue of the company: they all managed to weasel themselves into the “profit centers” while the chumps doing actual work that keeps the lights on remain in the “cost centers”.

BobaFloutist 8mo ago

That's true, let's think about it. The brain is the most obvious cost center, consuming nutrients without doing anything to directly provide them. Legs move us towards food, but also away from it, so they're a wash. Eyes and ears are redundant with nose, in these lean times. Hands are essential to pick up food that's in a container we can't fit our face in. Mouth too. Digestive tract, on the other hand, is always complaining for more food and never generating any itself, so it has to go. Once we've fired everyone but the C-suite, marketing, and accounts receivable, we'll have the most efficient, profit-center only company in existence!