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As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be
by rbanffy 9mo ago
As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.
- bloomingeek 9mo agoHisss...I mean, amen! I bet that scumbag has never eaten a bowl of Count Chocula either.
- irishcoffee 9mo agoOh, it applies to sama perfectly, except for the sophisticated bit, or empathy. Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?
- almosthere 9mo agoMost unless they dated a vampire slayer...
- rbanffy 9mo ago> Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them? That’s anti-vampire propaganda. Sociopaths have well above average representation among billionaires, not vampires.
- reactordev 9mo agoHe’s an imposter, using blood infusions from young victims of his digital entrapments.
- dmonitor 9mo agoVampires are parasites. They're only as polite as they need to be to extract resources from potential hosts. The facade of sophistication only lasts as long as it needs to
- margalabargala 9mo agoDepends on the canon. Plenty show vampires being sophisticated among themselves as well. Highly recommend reading/watching Interview With The Vampire. The recent TV show was excellent.
- rbanffy 9mo agoExactly. Vampires are actually the good guys.
- rbanffy 9mo ago> Vampires are parasites. A parasite has a long-term abusive relationship with the organism they feed from, much like Thiel. Vampires don't. Please stop with the anti-vampire propaganda.
- jhanschoo 9mo agoIt's OK, we understand that they're the difficult ones that never really cared for the family rules.
- rbanffy 9mo agoNo sane vampire would turn a billionaire tech bro into one.
- glouwbug 9mo agoPeter Thiel may not be but Peter Steele was
- Acrobatic_Road 9mo agoI had these guy's names in my head at the same time yesterday and was brainstorming a joke...
- lo_zamoyski 9mo agoWhich is ironic, given his recent preoccupation with the Antichrist, as the vampire is an antichrist archetype. Christ gives his blood so that others may live; the vampire takes the blood of others so that he may live.