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> UK is making you "show your ID card" to jerk off. There are no ID cards in the UK, so you actually have to get a special jerking off loicense.
by walletdrainer 9mo ago
> UK is making you "show your ID card" to jerk off.
There are no ID cards in the UK, so you actually have to get a special jerking off loicense.
- lifestyleguru 9mo agoWhat if someone is not a certified wanker?
- reactordev 9mo agoHead down to your local Tory office and prove it.
- keysersoze33 9mo agoIf all else fails, ask for BJ
- pixelpoet 9mo agoThey referred me to the BBC
- reactordev 9mo agoOld FM department or Business Development & Social Management?
- jamesbelchamber 9mo agoThe wanker licensing board defected to Reform last week
- isoprophlex 9mo agoI remember giggling at those "oi you got a loicense for that m8??!" memes. Funny, maybe, but not to be taken seriously. Fast forward less than ten years, and here we are.
- Al-Khwarizmi 9mo agoOne of my favorite Monty Python sketches, the fish license: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXyup0De7Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXyup0De7Q
- yard2010 9mo agoDid Kemal Ataturk really have a full menagerie all named abdul?
- avhception 9mo agoI remember a popular "greentext" specifically about this...
- chairmansteve 9mo agoYou've got to pass a test first.
- bluescrn 9mo ago> There are no ID cards in the UK Not physical cards, but a digital ID system is on the way :(
- traceroute66 9mo ago> Not physical cards, but a digital ID system is on the way :( No there isn't : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3385zrrx73o https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3385zrrx73o
- nicoburns 9mo agoThere are passports and driving licenses which are the de facto forms of ID in the UK (there are technically other valid forms of ID for at least some purposes, but almost nobody uses them). ~85% of UK residents have a passport.
- walletdrainer 9mo agoYes, but luckily the people who don’t fly or drive can now show their jerking-off loicense while buying alcohol at whole foods.