My ideal airline would be one where you show up to the airport with your luggage, check it in, and then they knock you out and load you on the plane. You get w

My ideal airline would be one where you show up to the airport with your luggage, check it in, and then they knock you out and load you on the plane. You get woken up at your destination after they've taken you off the plane. It would be the closest thing you can get to teleportation. Then the airline wouldn't have to fuss with preparing shitty food and coffee or deal with annoying passengers. A win for everyone!