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Local man embezzles $20,000 meant to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine.
by xeonmc 10mo ago
Local man embezzles $20,000 meant to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine.
- 867-5309 10mo agothere is no trolley
- lionkor 10mo agoOrphan crushing machine operator: "If I don't do it, someone else will"
- selfmodruntime 10mo agoOrphan crushing proponent: "Why should I pay for orphans not to be crushed??"
- fireflash38 10mo agoThere's money to be made on arbitration of orphan crushing! If I don't do it someone else will.
- reactordev 10mo agoIntroducing “The Automatic Orphan Crusher 9000” complete with conveyor belt fed chutes and titanium jaws, no orphan can escape! Just place a piece of candy…”
- barbazoo 10mo agoDoes it have AI?
- reactordev 10mo agoThat would be part of our Orphan Industries plan for managing output of your 9000s on the industrial floor. Sure. Monitor throughput and TTK right there from the app.
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- fwipsy 10mo agoThis framing is disingenuous. We're meant to say "tear down the orphan-crushing machine!" But in this case there's no machine, only human mortality. You're substituting a simple question ("why are we crushing orphans?") for a complex one ("who should pay for poor children's healthcare?") Also, the scale seems much larger than $20k.