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Looking forward to bears being domesticated.

by naian 11mo ago

dmix 11mo ago
that'd be a nice monthly food bill, a black bear can eat 20x as much as a dog
- sysguest 11mo ago
  well breed it smaller then
- dyauspitr 11mo ago
  I’d take it on if I could have a dog level trust bear.
  - rectang 11mo ago
    “Widdle Yogi would never hurt nobody! Go ahead, pet hi… BAD YOGI! DROP IT NOW!”
    - the__alchemist 11mo ago
      "He's friendly!"
- intalentive 11mo ago
  We can try to breed little chihuahua or pug sized bears that will curl up at your feet.
  - elcritch 11mo ago
    Suddenly I’m very pro genetic modification as long as we get mini pet bears. Dang it!
    - deleted 11mo ago
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  - skylurk 11mo ago
    Surprisingly, chihuahua bears are not my idea of a good time.
    - ErroneousBosh 11mo ago
      I feel like something bigger would actually be better, like somewhere between a collie and a GSD. Labrador-size and temperament bears would be about the right speed, maybe.
    - saltcured 11mo ago
      Hah, where does the new breed land on the temperament wheel... Is it going to be more like a koala, raccoon, weasel, badger, or tasmanian devil?
- jojobas 11mo ago
  How does that compare to a horse? I want a saddle-broken bear.
- twolegs 11mo ago
  But it can catch salmon!
neom 11mo ago
The coon's too: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/raccoons-are-showing-early-signs-of-domestication/ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/raccoons-are-show...
sph 11mo ago
Some Russians have been trying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0GEN_CNfI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0GEN_CNfI