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Imagine the collective brainpower that could be used to help solve the world's ills, and instead decided, no, what we need is a camera pointed at your asshole w
by schmuckonwheels 11mo ago
Imagine the collective brainpower that could be used to help solve the world's ills, and instead decided, no, what we need is a camera pointed at your asshole which we feed into an AI-powered SaaS we can then sell to you for a subscription. This industry is finished.
- EdwardDiego 11mo agoThey claim it only points about your doings, but even then...
- IAmBroom 11mo agoIs there a spare 'i' in your post?
- venturecruelty 11mo agoThis is downstream from the notion that companies need to have infinite growth forever. Of course, that's not possible, so this is the end stages of that: wealth trickles up while the, well... you can guess what's trickling down.
- IAmBroom 11mo agoIronically, "Trickle-Down Economics" was phrased in a circa-1900 political cartoon as "The horse eats the grain, and then trickles it down to the sparrow on the barn floor." I'll let you picture the image.
- Aeolun 11mo agoIt’s pretty impressive that that juicero thing wasn’t the most bizarre thing they could come up with.
- mzhaase 11mo agoI watched a teardown of it and the truly bizarre thing was that the build quality was actually amazing. Machined out of a huge block of aluminum, really big bearings, etc.
- phoronixrly 11mo agoWho the hell buys this...
- potato3732842 11mo agoIt's pointed at the toilet bowl contents though it may catch some scrot in the edge of frame depending upon ambient temperatures. https://images.ctfassets.net/veq5rt4lbvkn/2bpiwr3gYoRPnXqB8elmo8/93cfecf4884beeb70ad24d835902f9f3/KH-PDP-Gallery-04_x2.jpg https://images.ctfassets.net/veq5rt4lbvkn/2bpiwr3gYoRPnXqB8e...
- stef25 11mo agoCan you send it in for servicing when the lens becomes obscured ?
- IAmBroom 11mo agoHopefully in a tyvek mailer...
- IAmBroom 11mo agoI just want to note: I upvoted you for the phrase "catch some scrot". "[D]epending upon ambient tempertures and user age" is probably more accurate.
- venturecruelty 11mo agoSomeone's going to get a gnarly push notification on their phone about grandpa at 2:00 AM.
- nh23423fefe 11mo agoits almost like there is no collective making the absurd decision you suppose is being made somewhere. no one is going to pay my rent for solving the worlds ills whatever that means.