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Been married twenty years and haven't seen my wife poop yet. Not really on my list.

• bigstrat2003 11mo ago
  Similarly, married ten years and my wife and I have never seen each other use the bathroom. And barring dire emergencies I can't actually envision, we never will.
  • pests 11mo ago
    It's stories like these (and poor parenting I guess) that causes things like my cousin standing up to wipe for close to 30 years until his gf filled him in one day.
    • seanmcdirmid 11mo ago
      My college roommate told me I was doing it wrong by not standing up to wipe. I just rolled my eyes, that guy had a lot of weird things going on.