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9s don’t have to drop if you increase the time period! “We still guarantee the same 9s just over 3450 years now”.
by rdtsc 1y ago
9s don’t have to drop if you increase the time period! “We still guarantee the same 9s just over 3450 years now”.
- echelon 1y agoCommon SLA windows are hour, day, week, month, quarter, and year. They're out of SLA for all of those now. When your SLA holds within a joke SLA window, you know you goofed. "Five nines, but you didn't say which nines. 89.9999...", etc.
- SlightlyLeftPad 1y agoThese are typically calculated system-wide, so if you include all regions, technically only a fraction of customers are impacted.
- alkhimey 1y agoCustomers in all regions were affected…
- prmoustache 1y agoIndirectly yes but not directly. Our only impact was some atlassian tools.
- hamburglar 1y agoI prefer shooting for eight eights.
- decimalenough 1y agoYou mean nine fives.
- captainkrtek 1y agoI shoot for 9 fives of availability.
- president_zippy 1y agoI see what you did there, mister :P
- dare944 1y ago5555.55555% Really stupendous availableness!!!
- rvba 1y agoIn a company where I worked, the tool measuring downtime was at the same server, so even if the server was down they still showed 100% up. If the server didnt work - the tool too measure didnt work too! Genius
- bityard 1y agoThis happened to AWS too. February 28, 2017. S3 went down and took down a good portion of AWS and the Internet in general. For almost the entire time that it was down, the AWS status page showed green because the up/down metrics were hosted on... you guessed it... S3. https://aws.amazon.com/message/41926/ https://aws.amazon.com/message/41926/
- subpar 1y agoobligatory https://x.com/lintzston/status/791761626890469377 https://x.com/lintzston/status/791761626890469377
- belter 1y agoPublished in the same week of October ...9 years ago ...Spooky...
- CaptainOfCoit 1y agoHappened a couple of times :) - 2008 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=116445 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=116445 - 2010 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1396191 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1396191 - 2015 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10033172 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10033172 - 2017 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13755673 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13755673 (Postmortem: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13775667 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13775667) - 2024 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41770111 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41770111
- hinkley 1y agoFive times is no longer a couple. You can use stronger words there.