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• amelius 1y ago
  Finally our smartphones can fulfill one of our most basic needs.
• parpfish 1y ago
  I remember lolling when the razor companies ACTUALLY went to five blades https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/ https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-...
  • Joker_vD 1y ago
    The first blade shaves clean, the seconds shaves even cleaner... the 27th blade is polishing the jawbone.
• googlryas 1y ago
  iToilet, an app which directs you to the nearest decent toilet any where in the world, was also how Costanza made his millions(before losing it to madoff) in the seinfeld reboot that happened within the Curb Your Enthusiasm universe