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Or just have a police state. Problem solved.

• mycall 1y ago
  Doesn't work, it just makes corruption more probable.
  • chillingeffect 1y ago
    Laws dont say what can't happen. They say what the people who are allowed to break laws are allowed to do. It's called norm asymmetry.
• gdbsjjdn 1y ago
  Impossible to tell if this is satire
  • hedora 1y ago
    Repeat until true: No metal has been stolen due to inflated pricing, job creation and factory construction are at all time highs, and downtown Chicago is a mixture of killing fields and charnel pits.
    • DaSHacka 1y ago
      Most of these are already true, though.
      • hedora 1y ago
        Spoiler alert: They’re all verifiably false with a quick internet search. Be sure to check primary sources, and not opinion pieces on “entertainment” networks like Fox News or Newsmax.
  • greesil 1y ago
    You could just ask :) Nobody can take a fascism joke these days. For some reason.
• tomrod 1y ago
  What's the going rate for bribes/fees/"tips" these days?
• victorbjorklund 1y ago
  Oh yea. Nothing is ever stolen or defrauded in russia.
  • 1oooqooq 1y ago
    but you go to jail if you report. like reporting correct jobs numbers. "problem solved"
  • rcxdude 1y ago
    To be fair (not that I much want to be fair to police states), Russia doesn't so much have a police state as an organised crime state.
• BuyMyBitcoins 1y ago
  >”Or just have a police state. Problem solved.” The you can send the copper thieves to work in the copper mines. That’s killing two birds with one stone right there!
• jopsen 1y ago
  Deploy the national guard to protect Californian highway guardrails! :)