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Maybe this is naive, but what if you just shat standing up?
by deadbabe 1y ago
Maybe this is naive, but what if you just shat standing up?
- creaturemachine 1y agoYou go first.
- Izikiel43 1y agoTry and let us know who it went out
- IAmBroom 1y agoWho? Probably the dude making the shit.
- triceratops 1y agoTrue maverick
- seethishat 1y agoThe squat (aka primal or Asian squat) would be better than sitting or standing to poo. There is a lot of research on this... If you do sit, it helps to bring your knees up closer to your chest. You can buy devices to help do this... The Squatty Potty for example. Basically, things are better aligned (for sitters) when your knees or hips are bent deeply. Other research shows the Thinker Position Statue is as ideal as the squat for pooping ease (if you are a sitter).
- deleted 1y ago[deleted]
- glitchc 1y agoYou'll need to wash your legs after.
- DonHopkins 1y ago[flagged]
- IAmBroom 1y agoMy buddy's 2yo proved that to me. To be fair to him, at least he removed his diapers first. He was on the way to proper potty procedures!
- konfusinomicon 1y agoalright who laid out a big ole fudge dragon in the urinal for the whole world to see mmkay?
- goopypoop 1y agooh, that's your answer to everything