7 ms·
Fuck up my site – Turn any website into beautiful chaos
- OsrsNeedsf2P 1y agoWow those bugs are really something Are these available as an npm package? Would make for a great April Fools prank
- ivape 1y agoIt would be great if he put those around all the ads so we could visually see the infestation.
- ycombinatrix 1y agoThe insects are great. Would love if I could burn them like other page elements.
- jasoneckert 1y agoMy personal website breaks this each time (jasoneckert.github.io), which is both a letdown and a pleasant surprise.
- jshchnz 1y agoso much traffic... looks like it's working now! https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fjasoneckert.github.io&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fjasoneckert....
- oytis 1y agoDoesn't work on itself by the way
- bsenftner 1y agoDoesn't work at Whitehouse.gov for some reason...
- jshchnz 1y agoBeen overwhelmed with traffic, but should be back working! https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwhitehouse.gov&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwhitehouse.g...
- xg15 1y agoAre we sure this isn't just Trump's usual webdesign?
- annoyingnoob 1y agoComic Sans does not seem like a joke there, it is somehow fitting.
- neogodless 1y agoHoly crap, I haven't been to that site in a while. What a joke it is now!
- Krasnol 1y agoFor Your Safety Government sites are blocked for security reasons. FuckUpMySite is for PARODY and ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.
- thom 1y agoMany years ago the agency I worked for was tasked with delivering a new website for a major UK brand. The hipster London marketing agency we had to work alongside pushed so many garish ideas that I ended up creating a jQuery plugin called "disco mode". It set a timer and on every tick would select a random element on the page and apply a random effect. Slowly the UI would disintegrate into a maddening, incoherent mess of clashing colours and animations, and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.
- leeoniya 1y agoremember https://jackrugile.com/jrumble/ https://jackrugile.com/jrumble/ ?
- JohnTHaller 1y agoI somehow missed seeing this before and kinda love it.
- xp84 1y ago> and then there was also the plugin I mentioned. This was brilliant and savage.
- FuckButtons 1y agoSounds like Nathan barley.
- ActorNightly 1y agohttp://www.websiteasteroids.com/ http://www.websiteasteroids.com/
- erikrothoff 1y agoOh wow someone hosted my code on a separate domain? Weird!
- nesk_ 1y agoReminds me of Desktop Destroyer! https://www.gamenora.com/game/desktop-destroyer/ https://www.gamenora.com/game/desktop-destroyer/
- thrance 1y agoI remember that. Someone hid the exe deep in my highschool's shared drive and renamed it "anti_stress.exe".
- _kush 1y agoThere's a Mac version too! https://simonbs.gumroad.com/l/smashsmash https://simonbs.gumroad.com/l/smashsmash
- AbraKdabra 1y agoI thought of this the instant I saw the OP, I remember being in school and causing chaos with this, great memories.
- yogorenapan 1y agoOh wow that brings back memories. I remember playing with this back in my middle school days
- johnisgood 1y agoYes, I remember using it, call for my dad while I was hiding in my room, he could see that I broke my monitor. :D
- gr33nq 1y agoWow I just had a faint memory of this the other week! In particular, one of the stamps is a rabbit that I had the faintest memory of. Just did some digging and turns out it was from here: http://www.gemtree.com/ http://www.gemtree.com/
- kevinwuhoo 1y agoThis reminds me of the Katamari Hack back in the day when bookmarklets were more popular. Surprised that it's still fully functional including the music considering it was released in 2011! [1]: http://kathack.com/ http://kathack.com/
- joshstrange 1y agoUnfortunately only on HTTP sites since the assets aren't served over HTTPS. Though thankfully it's easy enough to grab the resources and re-host them behind HTTP. And, of course, you can test it out on that website since it's served over HTTP.
- Barbing 1y agoIncredible. Plays music and generates a snowball that absorbs page contents as one touches/clicks around a webpage.
- alex1138 1y agoIt's called "Myspace"
- ChrisMarshallNY 1y agoThat's a lot of fun!
- deleted 1y ago[deleted]
- MonkeyClub 1y agoSeems to be unable to mess itself up: https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmysite.com%2F&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy... Don't know whether this is failure or resilience.
- fuckaj 1y ago[dead]
- crazygringo 1y agoYes it does. I followed your link and got a big "YOU BROKE THE MATRIX!" Easter egg message...
- MonkeyClub 1y agoYep just got it myself. Perhaps it coincided with last night's server overload. The easter egg looks quite cool :)
- hatmanstack 1y agoEvery AI project if the breaks aren't pumped on the regular. Creator's inspiration?
- jshchnz 1y agoprobably unsurprisingly, everything on this site was 100% vibe coded
- tonymet 1y agofunny, when I loaded Ticketmaster, nothing happened...
- jshchnz 1y agough yeah, seems like they have some over the top security stuff to prevent this. saw this with a lot of financial sites too. probably ways around it but probably not worth the time for a fun project like this :)
- ycombinatrix 1y agoThis project seems to be using Chrome to load the pages through Puppeteer. Ticketmaster can easily check `if(navigator.webdriver)` before loading the page. I don't think that can be fixed without recompiling the browser. thank you Google, very cool. EDIT: actually, the following flag might work? --disable-blink-features=AutomationControlled
- mensetmanusman 1y agoSounds like a job for an AI layer
- tonymet 1y agowhoosh
- docsaintly 1y agoI wish fewer sites would resort to 4 letter words in their titles to grab attention. These days, a title like this makes me assume the product itself is not interesting enough for me to look at.
- ycombinatrix 1y agoto be fair, it is a funny meme website, not a product. to me, it's giving "just fuck me up" vibes https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber
- docsaintly 1y agoI get the draw, and it's amusing, and it works; but I come here for tech topics - not clickbait. It's always nice to see the -1's to remind me that I'm barely a fit for this site! :D
- mercwear 1y agoOhhh yeaaaa https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmysite.com%2F https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy...
- nalinidash 1y agoThey understand their audience
- ayushrodrigues 1y agoThis is the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time.
- travisgriggs 1y agoThis made my day. First time I've ever enjoyed checking out what's on FoxNews: https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2F&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true&peskyFly=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....
- squeedles 1y agoReminds me of xroach back in the day. First time I moved a window and they ran around I nearly plotzed.
- Arch-TK 1y agoThis is like a lightweight version of netdisaster.com
- burnt-resistor 1y agoHahaha. :D I remember in the 90's-00's there was Windows desktop software toy that did similar to this with options for missiles, fire, etc. Examples: Stress Reducers (2000) Monty Python's Looney Bin (1998) (I could be wrong) Dilbert's Desktop Games (1997)
- Kholin 1y agoNot working for my site, which deployed Anubis.
- CommenterPerson 1y agoI LOVE IT! https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2F&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true&peskyFly=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.... PS: after posting the link I saw at least one other comment did this, so the feeling seems widespread.
- TehCorwiz 1y agoI like that they handle the recursive case.
- zduoduo 1y ago我的天又恶心又恐怖
- superkuh 1y agoBack in the 90s/early-2000s there were browser add-ons where people could collaboratively do this as an overlay to any website. Kind of like stumbleupon 10 years early but you just shot/exploded/disintegrated, etc the html elements of the site and typed comments to each other.
- jdkdbrnrnrb 1y agoThe bugs remind me of "A Scanner Darkly"
- subdev 1y agohow many passwords did you collect so far?
- tamimio 1y agoI guess it’s not working anymore? I had an error
- thangngoc89 1y agoThat's part of the experience. I guess?
- georgemcbay 1y agoChrome flags it as a dangerous site and blocks it by default for me.
- jshchnz 1y agough yeah this just happened, chrome marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads i requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted
- georgemcbay 1y agoI doubt the review will succeed, mimicking other sites is explicitly one of the criteria they mark unsafe for. Like I know this is just a joke site not meant to trick people, but it still runs afoul of google's unsafe website criteria by being a site whose sole purpose is being a MITM.
- jshchnz 1y agoyeah i kind of doubt it too, but i'm hoping they have some review process for parody. it's a bummer it didn't even get a day of life :(
- georgemcbay 1y agoit might help to have an obvious/thick window decoration around the pane of the site you are cloning, similar to the large header archive.is shows to make it more clear you aren't trying to fool anyone. Though with a google review who knows if a human will ever even see your appeal...?
- Cadwhisker 1y agoSwitching the font on apple.com to Comic Sans is a nice touch. https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapple.com&torchCursor=true&comicSans=true&fakeCursors=true&peskyFly=true https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapple.com&to...
- dcow 1y agoI actually kinda like HN in comic sans with bugs crawling around the screen. It’s cute.
- herpderperator 1y agoReminds me of Dragon Drop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCu1G2rxj5c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCu1G2rxj5c
- peterkelly 1y agoI thought vibe coding tools did this already
- twapi 1y agoChrome blocking this site, marked as "Dangerous site".
- jshchnz 1y agounfortunately google marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads i've requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted :(
- deleted 1y ago[deleted]
- rezonant 1y agoNo no, I assume it's because it impersonates Hacker News, a popular website. The Details even says this: it thinks you are trying to phish for hackernews sign ins. Probably not much you can do about it
- deleted 1y ago[deleted]
- going_north 1y agoI clicked through all of the Chrome and Google warnings, but now even my national ISP has blocked the site.
- ddeck 1y agoFirefox via "Google Safe Browsing" also: >Firefox blocked this page because it may trick you into doing something dangerous like installing software or revealing personal information like passwords or credit cards. >Advisory provided by Google Safe Browsing.
- keepamovin 1y agoLol - the fact that chrome and safari both mark this site as "Dangerous" is even better. When HN is destructing under fire and insects, chrome is showing a big red "Dangerous" in the address bar. Hilarious
- n2d4 1y agoFor anyone curious, it's not actually dangerous and you can safely click it. You'll immediately see why it'd think it's dangerous, though.
- nurettin 1y agoI wanted to show this to a kid, but it sounds too vulgar.
- Ylpertnodi 1y agoKid wanted to show it to you. But thinks you're a prude. Point taken, though. I live in a country where english lyrics aren't censored on the radio. I love it, but it's occasionally been awkward as three kids are growing up.
- jithinraj 1y agoDoes the job well!
- Aissen 1y agoGoogle safebrowsing blocked it, so it does not work in Firefox anymore (and any other browser); after ignoring the warning, it's clear that there are ample warnings on the website itself about this being a parody, not to enter sensitive information, etc. I reported it as "not deceptive".
- nulbyte 1y agoI also reported it safe, as it is still there hours later. There is apparently no way to turn off the use of safe browsing in Firefox for Android, which is disconcerting. So I blocked safebrowsing.googleapis.com. After that, clearing the app's cache did the trick for me.
- mantra2 1y agoYep, Safari blocked it as well.
- docmars 1y agoI kind of hate that this is even possible. People should be able to bypass something like this on their own accord if they so choose.
- V__ 1y agoYou can. The link to "ignore the risks and proceed" is inside the paragraph and not a button at the bottom.
- docmars 1y agoFirefox gives me no such option. My only CTA is "Try again" which only repeats the same "Secure Connection Failed - SSL_ERROR_RX_RECORD_TOO_LONG" message, and when the paragraph is expanded, there are no links and actions aside from "Learn more" which links to a Mozilla page explaining it further.
- puddingcat 1y agoIt's got an OpenDNS block now - https://phish.opendns.com/main?url=www.fuckupmysite.com https://phish.opendns.com/main?url=www.fuckupmysite.com Has two IPs in 'free' DNS which were giving a Vercel 'deployment gone' message moments ago.
- gizajob 1y agoIts so effective that after clicking through the warning I get nothing but a black screen on MacOS Safari and Chrome, and the same on Safari on iPhone.
- slu 1y agoSomewhat similar to https://geocities.live/news.ycombinator.com https://geocities.live/news.ycombinator.com
- abc_steve_3049 1y agohttps://www.virustotal.com/gui/url/141c3a554c1fc60b20a68d0462e2627e4f940b7cf5e1c9a41411c06d587efc91?nocache=1 https://www.virustotal.com/gui/url/141c3a554c1fc60b20a68d046... THIS WEBSITE HAS VIRUS (PHISHING ATTACK) doesn't seems like a false positive, so beware Mods please remove this and ban the user
- junon 1y agoIt's because it's parody, it's almost definitely a false positive.
- k0ns0l 1y agocool :)
- latexr 1y agoHere’s a short video, if you’re being unable to open it due to the Safe Browsing setting. https://imgur.com/bEHm3GP https://imgur.com/bEHm3GP
- spython 1y agoAlso, Pixel Piranhas: https://rybakov.com/blog/pixel_piranhas/ https://rybakov.com/blog/pixel_piranhas/
- anil_gr 1y agoThe fire design is really good.
- absqueued 1y agoDoesn't work in firefox, nor in Safari!
- itvision 1y agoCompletely breaks on opennet.ru 1. Breaks text 2. Cannot fuck up anything
- aaronday 1y ago[dead]
- jimmydddd 1y agoDoesn't work on Drudge.