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"Must have advanced knowledge of Web 3.0"
- Dilpil 18y agoThis post most likely does not actually represent a real management position.
- froo 18y ago"Mr Data, Take us out at Web 3.0....... Engage!"
- axod 18y ago"Compensation: no pay" ?
- CalmQuiet 18y agoThe subtext: Perks -> Lots of time for unsupervised web surfing ;)
- fallentimes 18y agoI would pay to hear their definitions of Web 1.0, Web 2.0 and Web 3.0. The marketers got em good.
- vaksel 18y agoWeb 1.0: Regular website Web 2.0: Regular website with social functions Web 3.0: Regular website with social functions and iPhone etc capability Web 4.0: Virtual Reality Web 5.0: Virtual Reality with iPhone capability
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- fallentimes 18y ago"Web 1.0" sites had social functions. And I said "their" not "your" :).
- rms 18y agohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubiquitous_computing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubiquitous_computing
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- jderick 18y agoI remember when Java first came out there were ads looking for "7 years Java experience"
- arien 18y agoSame thing with .NET. When I see these things I wonder, is it that recruiters really have no clue of what they are asking or are they doing it to "catch" the kind of people who like to bluff/lie on their resume?
- xenophanes 18y agoIf your way to catch cheats makes everyone competent avoid you, then it's not worth it.
- byrneseyeview 18y agoGiven how many programmers are out there, it wouldn't be too beneficial to create a job posting that catches, a couple dozen at a time, the job-seekers who are padding their credentials. And some of the applicants are presumably thinking something like "I'm as familiar with this as I'd need to be to perform the job. And I'm not going to mouth off to HR about how they don't know how long Java has been in existence. So I might as well apply."
- arien 18y agoWell, if I was to apply to such a job and saw this kind of mistake, I would point it out in the best way I could. E.g. "I've been developing in XX language since it was released", "The technology has been available for X years and I started using it shortly after it was made public". Well, im not a native English speaker so I'm probably a bit short on vocabulary to express it here. But stuff like that, shows that you know what you're talking about without telling them in their faces that they don't.
- jrnkntl 18y agoI miss the: "Being a social media expert is a pre".
- russell 18y ago"previous marketing experience": make up a good enough definition and you've got the job.
- DanielBMarkham 18y agoWe're only doing Web 4.0 development now. 3.0 was so --- outre.
- hendler 18y ago"Willing to work with CUSTOMERS and the SYSTEMS THEY USE" YOU are the Appliance. YOU are Web 3.0.
- foulmouthboy 18y agoEff it. I'm going to 6. Web 6.0!
- brlewis 18y agoOh yeah? My web goes to eleven.
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- ivankirigin 18y agoYou've got to get on Web Magenta. The number based scheme is so outdated.
- DanielBMarkham 18y agoWe're moving to colors next year, but heard that Magenta had a lot of problems with plaids. Right now we're looking for developers who have experience in Web Fucia, preferably using Hot Toddy with Lemon Slices.
- froo 18y agoThese guys must have some sort of top secret crystal ball. Anyone bothered to email them asking for lotto numbers?
- volida 18y agoEverobody skips 4 when naming versions.
- c1sc0 18y agoI worked on "Web 3.0" for over one year, and I'm still not sure what it was all about ;-)
- kwamenum86 18y agoWeb marketing phrasology has broken the threshold and commenced 3.0! When Web 2.0 companies just don't seem to cut it go Web 3.0! Stellar!
- wallflower 18y agoThe better definition I have heard of technology cycles (via Jared Spool). The numbers do not map to Web 2.0. The first generation (1.0) is all the technology. "Hey, check out out my Motorola cellular phone. It weighs 5 pounds and is a true portable" The second generation (2.0) is all about the features. "Text messaging, pictures, ringtones, games, address book, MP3 player, J2ME, comes in pink" The third generation (3.0) is all about the user experience. The iPhone
- physcab 18y agoI totally want to get certified in Web 3.0.
- lallysingh 18y agoI'm still at Web 1.77. Been working my way up to 2, but the new DOM's a bitch.
- EGF 18y agoCertifications only $19.95 but if you act now you get 2-1 certifications in web 4.0 too!
- albertsun 18y agoDuh, Web 3.0 is "internet appliances". You can send your dirty dishes and laundry off to the internet to get washed.
- kajecounterhack 18y agoRight, just stick them into the tubes!
- pierrefar 18y agoWhich can get clogged up with crappy posts like the OP, and then everyone slows down to look.
- Vipsy 18y agoBut if you send clean dishes and clothes, they will become dirty !!
- tlrobinson 18y agoIf by "advanced knowledge" they mean "can see into the future" then it at least sort of makes sense.
- parenthesis 18y agoBut that's advance knowledge, not advanced knowledge.
- earl 18y agoPeople on craigslist are stupid. Dog bites man.
- brandonkm 18y agoHow long until the web 3.0 ninja listing is spotted?
- noonespecial 18y agoYou don't spot ninja listings, they spot you.
- anc2020 18y agoHang on, we haven't had 2.5 yet
- martythemaniak 18y agoDammit, and here I am still new to my Web 2.5 Code Terrorist job http://www.rubyrailways.com/forget-rock-stars-gurus-ninjas-and-zen-masters/ http://www.rubyrailways.com/forget-rock-stars-gurus-ninjas-a...
- kailashbadu 18y agoApparently, Web 3.0 is the logical progression of web 2.0 for a generation of recruiters who picked the impression that the higher the version tag, the better a system is. Reckless protologism ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neologism#Protologism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neologism#Protologism) rampant in blogosphere is to be blamed, to an extent.
- puzzle-out 18y agoWell, I guess there is some justice - if you put out bullshit job descriptions, you should only get bullshit applicants.
- snorkel 18y agoI installed web 3.0 but it crashes whenever my hyperspace drive goes into warp mode so I downgraded back to web 2.6 until the service patch is released.