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Seven Things I Hate About Agile
- ionforce 14y agoI like how the opening point is ageism. Really classy.
- eckyptang 14y agoI don't think it's ageism. It's a good observation. Unfortunately, as you progress up the ladder in the industry, you're more likely to be attending conferences in a management capacity. I know this as I'm right there now. The younger people here are doing, not attending conferences.
- jschuur 14y agoNewsflash: Younger people get older too and still enjoy coding for fun and profits. And many of them are just like younger people, trapped in aging bodies. Just because you're not seeing younger people at agile related events, doesn't mean they're not using agile methods where they are 'doing' stuff.
- jrajav 14y ago>> Just because you're not seeing younger people at agile related events, doesn't mean they're not using agile methods where they are 'doing' stuff. I second this. If you're using conference attendance as a measure of the effectiveness of agile methods, you may have missed a point somewhere.
- jperkelens 14y ago"..the smell of death" isn't ageism??? I happen to agree that any good conference's should represent a cross-section of that industry. But the fact is that software development in particular tends to discard older professionals as not valuable.
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- asinglenet 14y agoAuthor here - I can make an observation about old people because I myself am 49 years old. I'm not making a value judgement about older people. That would be ageism. I'm observing that the attendees "agile" events tend to be older than most programmers, and even most IT staff. That's just demographics. Why is that? That affects a lot of things.
- robbowley 14y agoMy hunch is one of the main reasons people who attend Agile events tend to be on the mature side is because they've have families so they can't (and don't want to) spend their weekends at beer-fuelled hackathons and have seen that the root of software project success & failure is in the processes rather than the tools. That kind of stuff is pretty boring for the younger generations who are still caught up in the idea that shiny technologies and gargantuan coding sessions can save the world and make them all billionares.
- raganwald 14y agoI can make an observation about old people because I myself am 49 years old That doesn't make any logical sense. All that suggests is that you have n=1 experience with people over the age of forty. As for observing that agile events in your neck of the woods are full of older people, there are many, many possible explanations for this and your blog post advances one without providing evidence that it is anything other than confirmation bias. One thing I would do before making a statement like that is attend some other methodology events and check out the ages. If you go to a CMM conference, how old are the people? How about a PMP Institute gathering? You may find that older people are more interested in methodologies while younger people are more interested in technologies. You might not, but your essay does nothing to establish that your explanation carries more weight than my conjecture. And if my conjecture is correct, your point really should be that "Excessive interest in methodologies has the smell of death." That might be true! I am not saying you're wrong, only that your essay is not persuasive on this one point.
- asinglenet 14y agoI don't make a conjecture about the reason that agile events skew to an older crowd because I really, really don't know why it is true. I do know that it changes the whole perception of the effort. So, I have to be careful when I use the word "agile". It's got a demographic implication that isn't positive, isn't "us" for many younger people. You can argue about the wisdom of my saying it this way, but the word has a real demographic and emotional association. This article is a chance to express my doubts about the word "agile". It's done. I'll be more positive from here on out. CMM and PMP are basically anti-agile. They are useful, but useful for projects that just shouldn't be agile. The fact that agile events attract a similar demographic isn't a positive, in my opinion.
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- jschuur 14y agoAt its core agile leads to being able to ship at small intervals and be... uhm... agile enough to adapt to market/business changes. What's not to like?
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- S_A_P 14y agoI cant decide if this article is sarcasm or not. It makes me think about how there is no methodology that is the savior of developers everywhere. You may be able to find some operational efficiency choosing one methodology over another, but at the end of the day you either have developers that can write the code, or not.
- tbatterii 14y ago> It makes me think about how there is no methodology that is the savior of developers everywhere. nothing beats a good team of programmers. http://programming-motherfucker.com/ http://programming-motherfucker.com/
- augusto_hp 14y agoI really think this guy have had some very annoying situations on agile-teams. At least it is what pops the most out of the blog post. He actually contradicted himself a lot of times: - "old people": Being a developer for a relatively small period of time, but I really have a hard time talking about agile with old developers. At least is what happens here at São Paulo/Brazil. - "stagnation": Agile is not Scrum. How about XP, TDD, etc? He says there is not much action in agile-world by arguing that people spend their time making lots of non-agile tools. Without a proper explanation of what he is talking about it is almost hopeless to try on and get something out of this point. - "Imposing values": Contradiction again. First he complain about having to accept values. He even say that values are not important at all to productivity and collaboration by saying that goals are important. I may be wrong here, but goal could quite easily be considered a value in the same context. I won't even continue on this list since I am just probably pissed with the whole thing, but I really would like to have a discussion on this to see in what page we find ourselves. It is really sad to just read complains without any solutions or proper presentation of the problems. It makes everyone who really put some grasp on agile teams or tools look like a moron by offering a mysterious solution. It just looks like a TV show to me, not a tech or even a blog post.
- smattiso 14y agoHey I am trying to recruit good devs in Sao Paulo, but I am kind of clueless where to start. If you get a chance I would love to chat. Cheers. My e-mail is stephen@lightboom.com
- bguthrie 14y agoPair programming was invented and evangelized by developers, and are its most ardent defenders at every vendor I know that offers Agile services. ThoughtWorks' sales folks hate selling pairs, for the obvious reason that most clients don't love the idea of buying them.
- plinkplonk 14y agoEven ThoughtWorks has/had developers who don't particularly like or believe in pair programming, but go along because it comes under the company's proclaimed orthodoxy umbrella most of the time. (ex TWer, so I know whereof I speak). I used to champion pairing when I used to work at TW, and used to be puzzled at why some (very talented) TW developers thought it was all hogwash, but TW is a fine company in many ways and you eventually learn to tune out the extremes of the company's (Roy's ;) )eccentricities and get on with the work. You need to do this at any company, nothing specific to TW really. In many teams, pairing is loosely practiced.In others, 100% pairing is the norm. So it all depends, even at TW. That said, you have a point in that TW has some very strong and vocal proponents of 'pure' pairing. I used to be very gung ho about agile dev when I was at TW. These days I know better. just my tangential 2 cents, and not really contradicting anything you said, just qualifying it a little.
- shaydoc 14y agoI would say 100% pair programming would be a highly draining experience! may result increased productivity, but at what cost!
- juan_juarez 14y agoPair programming's biggest win is that it keeps me on task & not arguing online about whether or not Agile practices work.
- DanielBMarkham 14y agoI usually vote up Agile attacks, because I love to hear developers talk about the difference between good and bad Agile. But it's getting a little old. It seems the world is full of cranky, half-informed folks who get a little coffee in them and suddenly are ready to make grand pronouncements about the entire state of things (Love the self-recursion here) Seriously, one last time. Agile is best practices around iterative and incremental development. It's not a standard, it's a marketing term. Because it's not a standard, criticizing it is like criticizing "good ice cream". What's good ice cream? Any damn thing you'd like it to be. Perhaps the author has a larger criticism of how stupid we all can be when implementing change. If so, get in line. There are a lot of us. Scrum is a standard, and it's not changing anytime soon. You can call that a good or bad thing, but it's a very small subset of Agile, so it sounds more like a separate topic to me than the entire world of Agile. I hate the way we implement change in technology organizations. Part of the problem we have, unfortunately, is that everybody feels themselves an expert on stuff they read about in a book and maybe saw it done badly a couple of times. The more I think about this article, the more I feel like it's 95% marketing and 5% fluff. Apologies to the author if they are serious, but something is a bit off here. Not worth flagging by any means, but I'm not upvoting it. ADD: Bit of a meta-note. Just this morning I wrote a story on some ideas about how to handle Subject Matter Experts in Agile teams. (shameless plug: http://www.whattofix.com/blog/archives/2012/08/who-moved-my-sm.php http://www.whattofix.com/blog/archives/2012/08/who-moved-my-... ) The use of the word "Agile" in my article was very useful: it identified the topic as best practices around SMEs in iterative and incremental work. It is a dry topic, and I didn't claim to have all the answers, and it was more narrowly-targeted, so it didn't get a lot of traction. That's understandable. But what I see happen over and over again is that wild hand-waving criticisms get a lot of traction on place like this because they can emotionally engage a larger audience. Practical targeted stuff? Not so much. So for the average developer who's just out of school and never has worked on an Agile team? I'm not sure they're receiving a very balanced look at things if all they read are from places where things are voted up or down based on emotional impact. It's another interesting and counter-intuitive side-effect of the voting/ranking system.
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- jaimzob 14y agoI'm not a big fan of agile either but "over 40" == "the smell of death"? Seriously? Not a convincing, or classy, opening line. And this was posted by the CEO of Assembla.
- jschuur 14y agoPaging Wil Wheaton...
- pwan 14y agoIt's not death, it's 2-Nonenal
- nik61 14y agoIt's the ageism that stinks. What if he had identified women or an ethnic group as the primary consumers of Agile in the same terms? Irrelevant at least, self-revealing prejudice at worst.
- trustfundbaby 14y agoTotally agree, it hurts my heart that something this poorly written is a top post on HN.
- wissler 14y agoThe main problem is the illogic of it: "if young people don't flock to something then it must be wrong." Wrong. I don't agree with agile either but I actually have reasons. But to be fair, the article did say "Seven Things I Hate ...", it didn't say "Seven Good Reasons to Avoid Agile". The thing the article leaves out though is a reason for me to care about the fact that he hates something.
- lemmsjid 14y agoAt first I thought it was an attempt at humor, but it wasn't! It's funny how if you take the prejudice away it actually makes the opposite point he's trying to make, i.e. "Do you notice how as people get more and more experience in the industry they start to gravitate more towards agile processes?"
- pacala 14y agoThe thing that doesn't work for me in Agile: being treated like a baby and spoon fed little bits of work with little room for responsibility, initiative, creativity and a personal touch. Agile is great if you are a mediocre manager and you want to run a place full of replaceable cogs, but not so great if you want a place that pushes the boundaries and consistently goes the extra mile
- mindcrime 14y agoThe thing that doesn't work for me in Agile: being treated like a baby and spoon fed little bits of work with little room for responsibility, initiative, creativity and a personal touch. Agile doesn't prevent any of those things. Actually, "agile" doesn't "do" anything, since "agile" is just an adjective that describes a set of values that a number of development methodologies have in common.
- njharman 14y agoYou describe the opposite of Agile. Agile is all about ownership, responsibility, self-direction. It, (at least scrum) gives way more control to "producers" (devs, designers, etc) than "managers". But, of course (almost) no one does scrum cause sales/customers want up front signed contract listing exactly what will be done and exactly when.
- jschuur 14y agoTo a certain extent, agile tries to narrow the scope of a sprint, in order to ship more rapidly. For people that have a grander vision of what they want to build this may seem narrowing to constantly be reminded of the MVP. If the product you're creating is a commercial thing, or just something that will thrive based on its adoption in the marketplace, feature creep can be damaging, and it's helpful to have someone keep you focused on making that next shippable version. That's inevitably going to piss some people off who are bubbling with ideas and want to implement them all. As a product manager with an active imagination, I've been in that situation, and I'm slowly recovering :)
- pacala 14y agoAgile A play in 3 sprints Characters A: rockstar developer B: developer C: intern ===== Sprint 1 ====== A: To a certain extent B: agile tries to narrow A: the scope of a sprint A: in order to ship more rapidly B: For people that have a grander vision B: of what they want to build ===== Curtains, ship iteration 1 ===== ===== Sprint 2 ====== A: this may seem narrowing A: To be constantly reminded of the MVP. A: If the product you're creating is a commercial thing B: or just something that will thrive A: based on its adoption in the marketplace B: feature creep can be damaging ===== Curtains, ship iteration 2 ===== ===== Sprint 3 ====== A: and it's helpful to have someone to keep you focused A: on making that next shippable version B: That's inevitably going to piss some people off C: who are bubbling with ideas A: and want to implement them all. C: As a produce manager with an active imagination A: I've been in that situation B: and I'm slowly recovering Chorus: :) ===== Curtains, ship iteration 3, move on to the next project =====
- mindcrime 14y agoSo who the hell are Assembla and why should anybody care what they have to say? All I'm seeing here is a lot of misinformed ranting. Sure, there's a kernel or two of truth hidden away in there, but most good rants have that. I don't see that TFA makes any sort of interesting point or arrives at any real conclusion that's helping anybody make a decision though. Oh wait, I'm almost 40, so I guess I'm too busy decaying into compost to know anything about this stuff. Never mind me..
- jschuur 14y agoNote the last line: 'If you are interested in new solutions to some of the issues listed above, please follow this blog over the next few weeks.'
- ryanmolden 14y agoYeah, I stopped reading at "Old People", and I am not even in that demographic. Wholesale discounting all wisdom in an entire segment of people with lots of experience in the very field you work in is rarely a good idea. I mean what's up with Knuth being so old? Some young guy should finish out TAoCP and show him how its done.
- mikegirouard 14y agoAgreed. It looks like the author was getting some heat for that point. http://blog.assembla.com/assemblablog/tabid/12618/bid/87899/Seven-Things-I-Hate-About-Agile.aspx#comment179715 http://blog.assembla.com/assemblablog/tabid/12618/bid/87899/... If you take him for his word, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it (he says he's in that demographic). But I can't say that I'd let him off the hook that easily. Off-hand comments like this almost always come back and bite hard.
- vannevar 14y agoWhat do [Scrum Masters] do? I'm sorry, but if you don't know the answer to this question, you're not familiar enough with agile to write intelligently about it. If you're going to write about a technique, you should at least know the basic concepts, whether you agree with them or not. And pretending ignorance for effect doesn't add much to the discussion.
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- jrajav 14y agoPersonally, I think one can learn enough about agile to apply it usefully without ever learning what a "scrum master" does. Maybe this goes back to the discussion of process vs. best practices.
- vannevar 14y agoMaybe. But it's a pretty critical role, and if no one on the team is filling it (or even aware that the role is needed), you're losing out on most of the benefit of agile. To the point where it's not really what people mean when they refer to the Agile process.
- johnnyn 14y agoI totally agree about the scrum master role. I have never understood the need for a scrum master when there are product managers and tech leads. Scrum masters usually don't have technical or product experience. I think some product managers just hire scrum masters to do their grunt work.
- Goronmon 14y agoFor me, scrum masters have always been regular members of the team who had the added responsible of organizing the meta-scrum aspects of the work. They scheduled the planning, retro, etc meetings as well as set up the task board once work was decided upon. They made sure meetings and stand-ups were running smoothly and stayed on point. I could see where a person whose entire job description was "scrum master" would seem superfluous, but I have yet to work somewhere where that was the case.
- bjourne 14y agoAnyone care to explain what the author mean by: "Pair programming is like those girls that go to the restaurant bathroom together."? It sounds like a funny analogy but it's just pure gibberish. The point of the article seem to be to get reactions, not tell you anything about Agile.
- ndemoor 14y agoI genuinely agree. In a former life I was promoted from software developer to lead dev/scrum master, and I can tell you the dev part of the job moved completely to the background, making room for something more of a secretary job: planning poker roundups, doing the scrum board task dance, doing the numbers game on estimated and effective man-hours, etc. Overhead. I don't say agile development is a bad thing. But some managers tend to be led by cool buzz words and obey the manifesto way to strictly. Agile development is different for every team and situation, not a one-stop-shop everyone should adhere to.
- vital_sol 14y agoOh yeah, I remember all those Morning Stand-Up Comedy Meetings at Salesforce.
- PostAgilist 14y agoOh I thought Salesforce.com was doing well with Scrum.. Are you saying it was mostly a farce there or..? PA
- USNetizen 14y agoStatistically speaking, the "young" startup founder is a complete stereotype. The over-50 crowd which this article refers to as "having the stench of death" actually starts and runs more successful startups than the under-30 crowd. So, to be fair, those "hot" startups you love, that have a business plan worth more than just "build it and they will come" in it, are most likely run by someone over 40. Also, anyone that knocks "Agile" has not had much experience in the enterprise sector. Yes, it has overhead - but in a larger (500+ employees) company that overhead is absolutely crucial to maintaining uniformity amongst all divisions and ensuring all "players" in the game are on the same page.
- leothekim 14y agoI dislike agile and scrum not because I think they're bad ideas - in fact, there are some good ones in there. The problem is they're so doctrinaire. A "manifesto", scrum masters, agile consultants, etc are all there to enforce processes that don't always make sense for any given team or organization, and they detach you from the reality of actual productivity. Didn't assign the right number of points to your scrum story? Didn't break things down into tasks properly? Velocity fail? If these are your problems, then you're focusing on the wrong things.
- jhuckestein 14y agoI agree with there being lots of old people in the community of agile-enthusiasts. My theory is that this is because most young people have never worked for a large company with lots of top-down processes and agile is just the default/what comes naturally. This is somewhat similar to the issue of the Cathedral and the Bazaar in software engineering. Most young people have never even seen a Cathedral and just consider the Bazaar model the default. Edit: No offense to anyone in that demographic btw. I have great respect for everyone involved in that community, I just don't think it is very interesting for kids that never knew anything else
- peeters 14y ago> Pair programming is like those girls that go to the restaurant bathroom together. What are they doing? Why don't you ask somebody who pairs, rather than writing an uninformed rant against it? > If you are customer, you pay twice as much and you get churn. Oh I get it, you're approaching and commenting on all of Agile from your software-as-contract-work perspective. Let me enlighten you: most software isn't sponsored by a single customer on a per-diem basis. But while we're here, let me say this: if you truly think you get half the productivity from a pair, then you fundamentally misunderstand the gains of pairing. > I recommend a more efficient alternative – review pairs. Person A and person B use a code review system to review each other’s code before release. You get the same benefit without the neck cramp and the BS. There is more to benefit from pairing than just on-the-go reviewing. There is also the fact that you retain your focus much easier, you spread technical knowledge when you shuffle your pairs, etc. But on the subject of reviews, your reviews are also much better because they benefit from FULL context, and the suggestions and modifications are made EARLIER (which is much less expensive than getting to the point of being ready to commit and having to refactor everything). Oh and about the neck cramp remark: do you really expect your devs to pair without having mirrored monitors, two keyboards, etc?
- JoeAltmaier 14y agoPair programming reminds me of the issue of trying to pair up for video games. Either you find somebody much better than you, or much worse. Because the spectrum is large, the chance of a good match is nil. In programming the spectrum is larger. When I've been asked to program with somebody, its always been a terrific drag on my productivity. I crawl thru the day, trying to be nice, and when they go the hell home I stay late and do my real work.
- wpietri 14y agoI like to pair with people who are as good, but I'm also happy to pair with people who are much better or worse. When it's somebody much worse (e.g., somebody new to my code base) then I'll spend a lot more time driving. As they see what to do, they jump in. Sometimes I'll force them to jump in regardless, so that they learn by doing. That's a short-term personal productivity hit, but for me it has always been a long-term team win. There's no faster way to get somebody up to speed. And the sooner they learn The Right Way to do something, the less I'll have to clean up their novice WTF-bombs later. When it's somebody better, that's pure fun. I learn a ton, I get to see somebody good at work, I pick up tricks, and I end up with a detailed understanding of a colleague's strengths.
- boris007 14y agoAgile -- the part where you plan what you can finish in a 3-week "sprint" makes developers to work slower. Tasks that should take 3 days are stretched to 3 weeks. The only way to have developers working honestly, is to arrange teams where developers are equal skill, so nobody can bullshit the other team member, by over-estimating.
- brown9-2 14y agoMost of these complaints apply to any workplace or group that advertises itself to follow a certain methodology. Half the problem with places calling themselves "Agile" is the need to advertise to the world the process you use to do what you do.
- protomyth 14y ago"Old People" I find an interesting contrast between his conclusion on Agile conferences versus my 42 year old self. He sees a lot of old people and concludes this must not be a good thing. I see a lot of "old" people and conclude my elders might have learned something over their careers which I might get a leg up on by listening to what they value. I wonder how many lessons older programmers learned in the resource constrained 8-bit or mini-computer days could have help some of the youngster programming these smart phones? // for a comedic take on youth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKUZ42T9diU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKUZ42T9diU
- anuraj 14y agoAgile is the corporate gobbledygook for convoluted process and making sure people work day in and day out even though there is no long term goal. Suits them!
- kaonashi 14y agoIt seems more about balancing long-term planning with the behemoth that is the code you've already written.
- bonesbrigade 14y agoI am biased, but it is hard to take someone who is talking about stagnation seriously when his blog ends in aspx.
- stmartin 14y agoAbout the worst article on agile I've ever seen.
- stcredzero 14y ago> Old people: Agile has the smell of death on it. If you go to an “agile” event you will see few people under the age of 40 and many over 50. This has the smell of ad-hominem on it. How about a little evaluation of the ideas? > Most organizations which use the word "agile" are using the word precisely because they are NOT agile, and want to be more agile. Again, this is basically just saying, "It can't be cool because the cool kids aren't in on it." How about an evaluation of the ideas, not the marketing? > I don’t think values have anything to do with productivity or collaboration. The Americans and the Russians didn’t share many values, but they teamed up into a mighty fighting force during WWII because they shared a goal. I abhor this attitude. You meet people who are all about "making use of you" at "startup weekend" type events. Values aren't so necessary for productivity in general, but shared values are necessary for productivity in areas where quality and attention to detail are paramount. > If you are a vendor selling “pairs”, you have an awesome situation where you can charge twice as much, and you can easily churn guys on and off the pairs, one at a time So you are evaluating a practice by the scummiest abuse of the practice? I think this reveals something, but not so much about the practice.
- juan_juarez 14y agoI'd say the fact that orginizations using the work 'agile' not actually being agile goes hand in hand with old people at "agile" events. People that do it actually do it, people that want to talk about how they should be doing it just talk about it.
- stcredzero 14y agoThose two sentences need some more exposition to connect.
- PostAgilist 14y agoNo they don't
- rimantas 14y agoInteresting to see that comments of these articles are full of "no true scotsman" arguments.
- thebigshane 14y agoSince you are interested in logical fallacies, please don't forget that committing a logical fallacy (such as "no true scotsman") does not invalidate the conclusion (in this case: that the author really isn't doing it right). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy
- wpietri 14y ago"I don’t think values have anything to do with productivity or collaboration." That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read. I have never seen a tight, productive team that didn't have certain values in common. It need not be explicit. (Indeed, being explicit about it is often a sign of problems.) But it has to be there. His counter-example, supply chains, are notoriously difficult to manage. The people who are best at that, like Toyota, often work very hard to encourage shared thinking and shared values across company boundaries. And the notion that in-team relationships should look to the US-Russia relationship as a model is redonkulous. Updated to add: That line strikes me as a classic example of "I don't notice X in action, therefore X is {stupid|unimportant|useless}." Which I've certainly done in the past, but as an old fogy I've taken my lumps enough to learn a little caution.
- dbshapco 14y agoThe title is provocative (it's a numbered list, and a rant!) but the author would have been better served with "Seven Ways to Make Agile Better", for no other reason than taking a positive slant. Agile can be built on, its not necessary to tear it down to the foundations first. The article wasn't helpful or illuminating and full of strawmen -- the author is attacking their own definitions of Agile. Full disclosure, I'm well in to my forties. I can pass for thirtysomething (a reference probably only fortysomethings will get) and once was mistaken for latetwentysomething by someone who was bad at guessing ages, good at flattery, or some of both. But please read the following with full consideration of the biases of age, from which youth is wonderfully immune. Agile is essentially about shortening feedback cycles. The problem with waterfall was that work products were reviewed when 'complete', when change costs were high and commitments large. Decompose the work products into smaller chunks (backlog items and tasks) and review more frequently -- Sprints (every N weeks), standups (daily), pair programming (realtime). Every work product in a waterfall cycle, not just code, can be decomposed into smaller tasks -- design documents etc. can be constructed iteratively and incrementally, in parallel or sequentially (the latter meaning you can overlay Agile on top of waterfall) with tight and layered feedback cycles. There are many artifacts, but dwelling on their structure and nature without reference to their essential role leads to superficial criticisms. When something is broken in Agile always return to the fundamental question of how well the feedback cycle is working and how to fix it. Sprint reviews not providing value? Are they being used for feedback or have they become demo days? Has the standup become a daily status report?
- mcherm 14y agoAndy has observed that people under the age of 40 don't talk about "Agile" as much as people over it. I have NOT made this same observation, but I have a theory about a possible reason that Andy has observed it. People over 40 call it "agile development". People under 40 call it "programming". The people over 40 remember doing it differently -- we remember the nine month efforts to write requirements documents that then must not be deviated from even if it is necessary to save the project from failure.