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So many ideas and industry terms get much more interesting when applied in this area. Penetration testing (especially with red and blue teams). Agile. Continuo
by TeMPOraL 1y ago
So many ideas and industry terms get much more interesting when applied in this area.
Penetration testing (especially with red and blue teams). Agile. Continuous delivery. "Move fast and break things". Application firewall. Protection at rest. Injection attacks. Man in the middle. Load balancing. And so on.
There's one phrase I'm too fond of, that I thought of the other day:
Enterprise Teledildonics
Someone please make it become a thing.
- chneu 1y agoA/B testing my teledildonics.
- walthamstow 1y agoIt may be UK or even London-specific but 'exponential backoff' is a great phrase in our lexicon. 'Packet sniffing', while not sexual, is also something a lot of men in Britain do.
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- latentsea 1y ago"shift left" is another good one.
- latentsea 1y agoA few more good ones suggested by ChatGPT since this is a great discovery. Hot swap. Hardening the system. Spoofing. Release pipeline. Uptime guarantee. Burst capacity. Stand-up. Forking the repo. Detached HEAD.
- 4ggr0 1y ago> Spoofing not sure what spoofing would be in a sexual context, but it does sounds like something potentially illegal, or at least morally gray :D Maybe because Spoof sounds simiar to Snuff...
- latentsea 1y agoSpoof is a slang term used in certain parts of the world that refers to a certain viscous liquid.
- jijijijij 1y agoSounds more similar to boofing. Spoofing may be the act of pretending to blowing coke up someone's butt, but then "accidentally" snorting it yourself. Samantha: Woah, easy now. It's my turn! Dave: Alright, alright, I'll do it! [prepares straw; fakes choking, coughing] Samantha: WTF, Dave?! Freeloading as always, now you fucking spoofed me???
- throwaway290 1y ago"Detached HEAD" this is uncanny valley of why LLM should not be used in anything related to psychology. Obviously just HEAD is funny enough but no it came up with detached HEAD (because it doesn't have any mental imagery or empathy, of course). Detached HEAD is a whole another level worse than force push if you ask me. Why ask LLM for puns anyway? Do you delegate all the fun or activities in your life?
- latentsea 1y agoWhy ask the thing whose primary strength is language, a question pertaining to language? Man... maybe I just like to have fun at scale.
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- semi-extrinsic 1y agoEdge computing. Deep learning. Uncertainty quantification. Attention head. Sparse probing. Queue managment. Consensus algorithm. Parallell I/O.
- mestelan 1y agoback pressure
- donjoe 1y agoLet's hope it's deepseek-compatible.
- intrasight 1y agoAnd of course the precursor to all inappropriate technical computer terms: finger >Someone please make it become a thing Why stop there? How about "Global Teledildonics". I think the world would be a better place with that.
- dgfitz 1y agoFinger, mount, touch, find if you’re self-deprecating.
- TeMPOraL 1y agoIf we're going for CLI commands: zip/unzip, eject, (mod)probe, umount; I guess man counts too.
- Izkata 1y ago[dead]
- ben_w 1y agoAnd "man" can prefix all of them. man date man wait man yes man unzip man touch man expand man mount man glob man unmount man zip man nano man sleep A friend back in Cambridge decided to name a file "bottom" just so he could run "touch bottom" and giggle at the sillieness.
- dgfitz 1y agoAh I was, off the cuff, going for core/more utils, those are great too. Ran out of ideas.
- Centigonal 1y agoIf you do enough enterprise teledildonics, you may end up with an excess of Splunk.
- GloomyBoots 1y agoPretty sure in this niche a MITM is called a Lucky Pierre.
- TeMPOraL 1y agoIf I ever get around to writing a tool for defeating all the HSTS/DoH/cert pinning nonsense in personal/home setting, that's how I'll name it.