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A few prior HN discussions on the Buttplug standard, including the inevitable "in Rust": * Buttplug: An open-source software suite for teledildonics (https://b
by stevesimmons 1y ago
A few prior HN discussions on the Buttplug standard, including the inevitable "in Rust":
* Buttplug: An open-source software suite for teledildonics (https://buttplug.io/ https://buttplug.io/) 5 years ago | 249 comments
* Empathy for the user having sex with your software (https://docs.buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/buttplug-ethics/ https://docs.buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/buttplug-ethic...) 10 months ago | 127 comments
* T-code – A protocol for implementing UART serial communications to an adult toy (https://stpihkal.docs.buttplug.io/protocols/tcode.html https://stpihkal.docs.buttplug.io/protocols/tcode.html) 2 years ago | 74 comments
* An open-source standards and software project for intimate hardware (maybe NSFW) (https://buttplug.io/ https://buttplug.io/) 7 years ago | 39 comments
* Buttplug Sex Toy Control Project Implemented in Rust (https://buttplug.io/ https://buttplug.io/) 2 years ago | 3 comments
- oliwarner 1y agoTeledildonics is just an amazing word. Really makes me want to contribute to BO.io to pad out my CV. Then again, it might raise uncomfortable questions about the pen testing I have on there. Something something something backdoor.
- TeMPOraL 1y agoSo many ideas and industry terms get much more interesting when applied in this area. Penetration testing (especially with red and blue teams). Agile. Continuous delivery. "Move fast and break things". Application firewall. Protection at rest. Injection attacks. Man in the middle. Load balancing. And so on. There's one phrase I'm too fond of, that I thought of the other day: Enterprise Teledildonics Someone please make it become a thing.
- chneu 1y agoA/B testing my teledildonics.
- walthamstow 1y agoIt may be UK or even London-specific but 'exponential backoff' is a great phrase in our lexicon. 'Packet sniffing', while not sexual, is also something a lot of men in Britain do.
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- latentsea 1y ago"shift left" is another good one.
- latentsea 1y agoA few more good ones suggested by ChatGPT since this is a great discovery. Hot swap. Hardening the system. Spoofing. Release pipeline. Uptime guarantee. Burst capacity. Stand-up. Forking the repo. Detached HEAD.
- 4ggr0 1y ago> Spoofing not sure what spoofing would be in a sexual context, but it does sounds like something potentially illegal, or at least morally gray :D Maybe because Spoof sounds simiar to Snuff...
- latentsea 1y agoSpoof is a slang term used in certain parts of the world that refers to a certain viscous liquid.
- jijijijij 1y agoSounds more similar to boofing. Spoofing may be the act of pretending to blowing coke up someone's butt, but then "accidentally" snorting it yourself. Samantha: Woah, easy now. It's my turn! Dave: Alright, alright, I'll do it! [prepares straw; fakes choking, coughing] Samantha: WTF, Dave?! Freeloading as always, now you fucking spoofed me???
- emeril 1y agoI know about boofing, I learned about it during one of the more recent us supreme court confirmation hearings
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- semi-extrinsic 1y agoEdge computing. Deep learning. Uncertainty quantification. Attention head. Sparse probing. Queue managment. Consensus algorithm. Parallell I/O.
- mestelan 1y agoback pressure
- donjoe 1y agoLet's hope it's deepseek-compatible.
- intrasight 1y agoAnd of course the precursor to all inappropriate technical computer terms: finger >Someone please make it become a thing Why stop there? How about "Global Teledildonics". I think the world would be a better place with that.
- dgfitz 1y agoFinger, mount, touch, find if you’re self-deprecating.
- TeMPOraL 1y agoIf we're going for CLI commands: zip/unzip, eject, (mod)probe, umount; I guess man counts too.
- Izkata 1y ago[dead]
- ben_w 1y agoAnd "man" can prefix all of them. man date man wait man yes man unzip man touch man expand man mount man glob man unmount man zip man nano man sleep A friend back in Cambridge decided to name a file "bottom" just so he could run "touch bottom" and giggle at the sillieness.
- dgfitz 1y agoAh I was, off the cuff, going for core/more utils, those are great too. Ran out of ideas.
- Centigonal 1y agoIf you do enough enterprise teledildonics, you may end up with an excess of Splunk.
- GloomyBoots 1y agoPretty sure in this niche a MITM is called a Lucky Pierre.
- TeMPOraL 1y agoIf I ever get around to writing a tool for defeating all the HSTS/DoH/cert pinning nonsense in personal/home setting, that's how I'll name it.
- fer 1y agoSomething something code injection.
- pcthrowaway 1y agoIf you can demonstrate a novel pathway to inserting large payloads into unsuspecting backends, you may be a good candidate for government jobs.
- oliwarner 1y agoNo one distributes their package like me.
- palmfacehn 1y agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Orifice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Orifice
- ThatMedicIsASpy 1y agoFeel free to do so. As I have started to play with one (Edge 2) this week and the device control part of the documentation is basically empty.
- wantoncl 1y agoFizzBuzz will become an especially relevant interview question.
- ssousa666 1y agomy intuition tells me that this problem is best solved using DP
- rgoulter 1y agoRelated: * Deldo is a sex toy control and teledildonics mode for Emacs (github.com/qdot) (2021) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29207607 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29207607 | 126 comments
- DonHopkins 1y agoI am now having second thoughts about having named my cat Emacs!
- neomantra 1y agoThat is also by qDot [1], the Buttplug.io author. When I just looked at their GitHub today, I realized I used their libs in other projects over the years (OpenKinect and libnifalcon). They share lots of great work! [1] https://github.com/qdot https://github.com/qdot
- qdot76367 1y agoAwww shucks, thanks :D