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It’s so sad that he just got a formulaic templated response. No one at Kellogg’s read, appreciated, or understood his humour.
by Jabrov 1y ago
It’s so sad that he just got a formulaic templated response. No one at Kellogg’s read, appreciated, or understood his humour.
- troymc 1y agoThank you for your comment. We appreciate you taking the time to share your thoughts.
- ToValueFunfetti 1y agoIs "Hoping to restore your faith in us" really part of their form letter? It fits right in with the melodrama of the complaint, but I guess it's plausible that's what they always say.
- AStonesThrow 1y agoI’m going out on a limb to guess that his commendable efforts at writing (and keeping a digital copy of) a hilarious satirical mathematical takedown were aimed squarely at going viral after the fact, exactly as has been done, rather than reaching the eyeballs of a petty corporate bureaucrat with a drawer full of coupons. That being said, hopefully he brightened someone’s day over there, because surely the Complaints Department for a shitty breakfast brand consists of a thankless saga of reading illiterate screeds full of abuse and trivial outrage. Who needs Facebook?
- Obscurity4340 1y ago> illiterate screeds You pa'int a darn picture