Ha! Loved the sarcasm. Also, this talk of emotion combined with your user name reminded me of this brilliant poem by Billy Collins, "The Lanyard". https://www

Ha! Loved the sarcasm. Also, this talk of emotion combined with your user name reminded me of this brilliant poem by Billy Collins, "The Lanyard". https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50975/the-lanyard https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50975/the-lanyard