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I don't want to be rude, but it feels like this is written by ramblingwordsaladGPT. This message should be 10 to 20x shorter, to the point and clearly actionab

I don't want to be rude, but it feels like this is written by ramblingwordsaladGPT. This message should be 10 to 20x shorter, to the point and clearly actionable. Instead it feels like we got the output of prompting "can you turn these few bulletpoints into a 3 season telenovella "?

nom 2y ago
He's just very excited from all the hype, you know how CEOs are.
- Eggpants 2y ago
  More likely an investor, and I’m sure the company reviews are “protected” by blockchains.
maronato 2y ago
He’s following his own advice or, as he would say: Clearly the CEO is demonstrating advanced implementation of his own AI-first philosophy by leveraging transformer-based language models to exponentially increase word count while simultaneously decreasing information density—a masterclass in modern corporate communication techniques that validates his thesis about AI integration being not merely optional but fundamentally requisite in today's rapidly evolving digital landscape. The medium is indeed the message.
- fblp 2y ago
  Hahaha This is one of my favorite hackernews comments
- stevenkkim 2y ago
  This is gold.
cactacea 2y ago
I used AI to read it. Seemed only fair. > AI is now a fundamental expectation at Shopify: Effective use of AI is required for all employees, and it will be integrated into performance and peer reviews. AI is essential for accelerating learning, improving productivity, and advancing business outcomes. > AI must be integrated into the GSD prototype phase: AI should dominate the prototype phase of projects, enabling faster creation and collaboration. Teams must demonstrate how they can use AI before requesting additional resources. > Commitment to continuous learning and sharing: Shopify emphasizes self-directed learning of AI tools, sharing knowledge and experiences with the team, and fostering a culture of experimentation to stay ahead in the fast-evolving AI landscape.
ilaksh 2y ago
It's not rambling or word salad. It just tries to include some justification and explicit directions. I have to question the literacy levels of people these days if a page of text is too much to handle.
- xwolfi 2y ago
  There's nothing explicit in what he said, he's just ordering around like a big proud boss: "Use AI now, for reasons" and everyone there must be looking at each other rolling their eyes, trying to find ways to tick the box without slowing down too much their real job...
- PeterStuer 2y ago
  There's 1.000+ page reads that are not just "manageable", but a joy to read. This may have been one page, but one full of waffle and slop.

nom 2y ago

He's just very excited from all the hype, you know how CEOs are.

Eggpants 2y ago
More likely an investor, and I’m sure the company reviews are “protected” by blockchains.

maronato 2y ago

He’s following his own advice or, as he would say: Clearly the CEO is demonstrating advanced implementation of his own AI-first philosophy by leveraging transformer-based language models to exponentially increase word count while simultaneously decreasing information density—a masterclass in modern corporate communication techniques that validates his thesis about AI integration being not merely optional but fundamentally requisite in today's rapidly evolving digital landscape. The medium is indeed the message.

fblp 2y ago
Hahaha This is one of my favorite hackernews comments
stevenkkim 2y ago
This is gold.

cactacea 2y ago

I used AI to read it. Seemed only fair. > AI is now a fundamental expectation at Shopify: Effective use of AI is required for all employees, and it will be integrated into performance and peer reviews. AI is essential for accelerating learning, improving productivity, and advancing business outcomes. > AI must be integrated into the GSD prototype phase: AI should dominate the prototype phase of projects, enabling faster creation and collaboration. Teams must demonstrate how they can use AI before requesting additional resources. > Commitment to continuous learning and sharing: Shopify emphasizes self-directed learning of AI tools, sharing knowledge and experiences with the team, and fostering a culture of experimentation to stay ahead in the fast-evolving AI landscape.

ilaksh 2y ago

It's not rambling or word salad. It just tries to include some justification and explicit directions. I have to question the literacy levels of people these days if a page of text is too much to handle.

xwolfi 2y ago
There's nothing explicit in what he said, he's just ordering around like a big proud boss: "Use AI now, for reasons" and everyone there must be looking at each other rolling their eyes, trying to find ways to tick the box without slowing down too much their real job...
PeterStuer 2y ago
There's 1.000+ page reads that are not just "manageable", but a joy to read. This may have been one page, but one full of waffle and slop.