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The old human: 1. Born into plague 2. Never learns maths or writing 3. Nor spelling 4. Half the time your life ends before childhood does 5. Nothing happens in
by mavhc 2y ago
The old human:
1. Born into plague
2. Never learns maths or writing
3. Nor spelling
4. Half the time your life ends before childhood does
5. Nothing happens in your life
- cmrdporcupine 2y agoYes, because those are clearly the only two choices.
- bloomingkales 2y agoTouche. So what’s the takeaway, life a bitch and then you die?
- AyyEye 2y agoI can't believe that people unironically believe that humans lived unfulfilling lives until mass consumerism started. Incredible. Just because we don't know what daily life looked like doesn't mean "nothing happened".
- cmrdporcupine 2y agoNevermind that "nothing happening" sounds positively amazing, especially if my surroundings were a bucolic river side European village. Farm work done? Picked all my parasites out of my hair and clothes? Now to settle down for the very-zen "sit by the fire, sing some peasant songs and do nothing" -- sounds amazing
- yoyohello13 2y agoMaybe we can have modern medicine AND no social media.
- krapp 2y ago[flagged]