"Windows optimizes for time to fist UI," I'm going to apologise right now for giggling at your typo. Microsoft have done some horrible things to UI. The star

"Windows optimizes for time to fist UI," I'm going to apologise right now for giggling at your typo. Microsoft have done some horrible things to UI. The start menu - yes they created the fucking thing, yes it is now called start by everyone - own it (think Biro and co and stop being dicks) and it belongs at the left hand side. "We" know better than you, lets put it in the middle and surround it with weird shit and lets make it odd and put fucking games controllers on a corporate laptop and other wankery that we can't be bothered to curate because we are so poor but if you love our weather forecasts and shitty ... whomever will pay us .. whatever thing. I think that Microsoft have lost interest in humanity as anything than a pool of subscription slaves to contribute to their bottom line. That is some pretty aggressive fisting.