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Personally I’m curious how they taste. A Mammoth burger could be succulent for all we know.

afavour 2y ago
Doubt we’re much closer to that. When was the last time you had an Elephant burger? Definitely the closest alternative that isn’t really accessible today for a bunch of good reasons.
- throwaway48540 2y ago
  What are the good reasons? I assume we're talking about a situation where we could create the elephants "on demand", like with these mammoths.
  - Ekaros 2y ago
    I'm wondering as well, there should be sufficient supply of those dying old age or accidents to have at least some going around. The long gestation cycle and comparatively long time to maturity reasonably make them inefficient, but still some supply would be expected.
  - adolph 2y ago
    Well for one, a rate limiting factor is gestation period which is proportionally long for elephants. You’d probably be better off farming Homo sapiens or maybe reviving some other species of homo. Put them in gestational pods to harvest their metabolic heat energy. Maybe run mental simulations of various things via neural link. https://www.bbcearth.com/news/elephant-gestation-period-longer-than-any-living-mammal https://www.bbcearth.com/news/elephant-gestation-period-long...
    - throwaway48540 2y ago
      "Better off" doesn't mean much. We would be better off doing neither of these, but being better off is not the goal - the goal is to eat an elephant or a mammoth. Seems like the gestation period would make it more of a luxury.
      - adolph 2y ago
        Like the mammoth, other species of homo disappeared when sapiens arrived. Like the cousin comment’s conjecture that mammoth might be very good eating, maybe these other species were likewise delectable.
        throwaway48540 2y ago
        Sure, if that is so, then it might be an option too. Though I have never heard about that, while children are singing campfire songs about mammoths... Marketing matters - "Eat a prehistoric human" doesn't sound as cool as "taste the food of the prehistoric human"
      - anon84873628 2y ago
        You need to have seen the film "The Matrix" to get the joke.
        throwaway48540 2y ago
        Oh I got that part of a joke, but that doesn't mean I don't want to continue discussing :)
  - delusional 2y ago
    Do we need a good reason? It sounds really cool, and I dont see why not.
    - MOARDONGZPLZ 2y ago
      Untold misery on a new species we brought back from extinction.
      - throw310822 2y ago
        Species don't experience misery, individuals do. We farm billions of animals every year, how could a few individuals of a de-extinct species living a mostly free and protected life pose a moral issue?
        HelloMcFly 2y ago
        Given what we know about elephant intelligence and community, I'd be morally horrified by any level of systematic and ongoing "farming" of elephants for food. You may rightly accuse my of getting ahead of myself for extending the same feelings towards the mammoth for which we know less, but nevertheless I feel the same about them at the moment.
        throw310822 2y ago
        Of course, but this not what we are talking about. The gp objects to de-extinctioning the mammoth per se, not to farming it for food. As if the recreated mammoths would feel some unbearable sadness at the thought of being out of their time, or as if they missed their dead relatives from 10000 years ago.
        amanaplanacanal 2y ago
        I totally get this. Each person has to decide, where do I draw the line? My girlfriend won’t eat octopus, for instance, but is fine with beef or pork.
- nemo44x 2y ago
  Possibly but humans basically hunted Mammoths into extinction and they consumed them to the last bite. They must have been delicious compared to elephants. Just like different breeds of cow or pigs, etc, have vastly different marbling, flavor, and texture. Humans ate them out of existence they must be good eating!
  - afavour 2y ago
    I can’t think of many historical scenarios where a human was faced with the decision between hunting an elephant and hunting a mammoth.
  - wiseowise 2y ago
    > Possibly but humans basically hunted Mammoths into extinction No, they didn’t. It’s a myth. https://www.joh.cam.ac.uk/humans-did-not-cause-woolly-mammoths-go-extinct-climate-change-did https://www.joh.cam.ac.uk/humans-did-not-cause-woolly-mammot...
- rufus_foreman 2y ago
  >> Definitely the closest alternative that isn’t really accessible today for a bunch of good reasons. "Today, all species of elephant are hunted specifically for their meat. This occurs notably in Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of Congo, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. During ivory hunts by poachers, meat may be taken as a by-product for eventual sale, or to feed the hunting party. As of 2007, wildlife experts expressed concerns that the major threat to elephants may become the demand for meat rather than the ivory trade. Organisations such as the WWF and TRAFFIC are campaigning to reduce consumption levels as this, along with the ivory trade, leads to as many as 55 individuals being killed a day." -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_meat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_meat
- GolfPopper 2y ago
  "Mammoth burgers" are basically here (and have been for over a century). Siberian explorers have eaten frozen mammoth. The Atlantic, "What Happens to Meat When You Freeze It for 35,000 Years". And a startup demo'd a mammoth meatball last year.[2] 1. [archive link] https://archive.is/QkS7J https://archive.is/QkS7J 2. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatball-was-made-with-woolly-mammoth-dna-180981908/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatb...
notepad0x90 2y ago
How does an elephant burger taste? I'd imagine mammoth would be even more difficult to come by.
- pvaldes 2y ago
  On the heat period, probably horrible
tomcam 2y ago
My grandfather knew. It was not unheard of when he and his father mined gold in the early 20th century. At least that’s the family lore. He died around the time I was born, so I never got to question and went with firsthand knowledge.

Doubt we’re much closer to that. When was the last time you had an Elephant burger? Definitely the closest alternative that isn’t really accessible today for a bunch of good reasons.

throwaway48540 2y ago
What are the good reasons? I assume we're talking about a situation where we could create the elephants "on demand", like with these mammoths.
- Ekaros 2y ago
  I'm wondering as well, there should be sufficient supply of those dying old age or accidents to have at least some going around. The long gestation cycle and comparatively long time to maturity reasonably make them inefficient, but still some supply would be expected.
- adolph 2y ago
  Well for one, a rate limiting factor is gestation period which is proportionally long for elephants. You’d probably be better off farming Homo sapiens or maybe reviving some other species of homo. Put them in gestational pods to harvest their metabolic heat energy. Maybe run mental simulations of various things via neural link. https://www.bbcearth.com/news/elephant-gestation-period-longer-than-any-living-mammal https://www.bbcearth.com/news/elephant-gestation-period-long...
  - throwaway48540 2y ago
    "Better off" doesn't mean much. We would be better off doing neither of these, but being better off is not the goal - the goal is to eat an elephant or a mammoth. Seems like the gestation period would make it more of a luxury.
    - adolph 2y ago
      Like the mammoth, other species of homo disappeared when sapiens arrived. Like the cousin comment’s conjecture that mammoth might be very good eating, maybe these other species were likewise delectable.
      - throwaway48540 2y ago
        Sure, if that is so, then it might be an option too. Though I have never heard about that, while children are singing campfire songs about mammoths... Marketing matters - "Eat a prehistoric human" doesn't sound as cool as "taste the food of the prehistoric human"
    - anon84873628 2y ago
      You need to have seen the film "The Matrix" to get the joke.
      - throwaway48540 2y ago
        Oh I got that part of a joke, but that doesn't mean I don't want to continue discussing :)
- delusional 2y ago
  Do we need a good reason? It sounds really cool, and I dont see why not.
  - MOARDONGZPLZ 2y ago
    Untold misery on a new species we brought back from extinction.
    - throw310822 2y ago
      Species don't experience misery, individuals do. We farm billions of animals every year, how could a few individuals of a de-extinct species living a mostly free and protected life pose a moral issue?
      - HelloMcFly 2y ago
        Given what we know about elephant intelligence and community, I'd be morally horrified by any level of systematic and ongoing "farming" of elephants for food. You may rightly accuse my of getting ahead of myself for extending the same feelings towards the mammoth for which we know less, but nevertheless I feel the same about them at the moment.
        throw310822 2y ago
        Of course, but this not what we are talking about. The gp objects to de-extinctioning the mammoth per se, not to farming it for food. As if the recreated mammoths would feel some unbearable sadness at the thought of being out of their time, or as if they missed their dead relatives from 10000 years ago.
        amanaplanacanal 2y ago
        I totally get this. Each person has to decide, where do I draw the line? My girlfriend won’t eat octopus, for instance, but is fine with beef or pork.
nemo44x 2y ago
Possibly but humans basically hunted Mammoths into extinction and they consumed them to the last bite. They must have been delicious compared to elephants. Just like different breeds of cow or pigs, etc, have vastly different marbling, flavor, and texture. Humans ate them out of existence they must be good eating!
- afavour 2y ago
  I can’t think of many historical scenarios where a human was faced with the decision between hunting an elephant and hunting a mammoth.
- wiseowise 2y ago
  > Possibly but humans basically hunted Mammoths into extinction No, they didn’t. It’s a myth. https://www.joh.cam.ac.uk/humans-did-not-cause-woolly-mammoths-go-extinct-climate-change-did https://www.joh.cam.ac.uk/humans-did-not-cause-woolly-mammot...
rufus_foreman 2y ago
>> Definitely the closest alternative that isn’t really accessible today for a bunch of good reasons. "Today, all species of elephant are hunted specifically for their meat. This occurs notably in Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of Congo, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. During ivory hunts by poachers, meat may be taken as a by-product for eventual sale, or to feed the hunting party. As of 2007, wildlife experts expressed concerns that the major threat to elephants may become the demand for meat rather than the ivory trade. Organisations such as the WWF and TRAFFIC are campaigning to reduce consumption levels as this, along with the ivory trade, leads to as many as 55 individuals being killed a day." -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_meat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_meat
GolfPopper 2y ago
"Mammoth burgers" are basically here (and have been for over a century). Siberian explorers have eaten frozen mammoth. The Atlantic, "What Happens to Meat When You Freeze It for 35,000 Years". And a startup demo'd a mammoth meatball last year.[2] 1. [archive link] https://archive.is/QkS7J https://archive.is/QkS7J 2. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatball-was-made-with-woolly-mammoth-dna-180981908/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatb...

notepad0x90 2y ago

How does an elephant burger taste? I'd imagine mammoth would be even more difficult to come by.

pvaldes 2y ago
On the heat period, probably horrible

tomcam 2y ago

My grandfather knew. It was not unheard of when he and his father mined gold in the early 20th century. At least that’s the family lore. He died around the time I was born, so I never got to question and went with firsthand knowledge.