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As someone who knows both languages intimately (written more code in both of those languages than any others), I can't think of any two (non-toy) languages whic

As someone who knows both languages intimately (written more code in both of those languages than any others), I can't think of any two (non-toy) languages which are more diametrically opposed. This is deeply cursed and I love it.

mannyv 2y ago
The next project should be writing a Golang interpreter in JavaScript!
- amelius 2y ago
  I vote for a JVM written in Perl.
  - varispeed 2y ago
    I vote for Delphi interpreter in 286 assembly.
  - prasoonds 2y ago
    Horrors beyond comprehension.
  - mhd 2y ago
    https://github.com/claesjac/pjvm https://github.com/claesjac/pjvm
    - kalekold 2y ago
      lol
  - fuzztester 2y ago
    Haskell in binary code, but by toggling those switches on the front panel of the machine.
  - HappMacDonald 2y ago
    We need Erlang's BEAM interpreter done up in AWK
  - cryptos 2y ago
    In what a cave of nerds am I in here?! :-D
- tgv 2y ago
  That's perhaps trivial. There's a Go to JS compiler, and the go compiler itself is written in go.
Rexxar 2y ago
In a similar spirit, I have started an experimental go to c++ compiler. But it's not in a usable state at the moment (no gc, imports management is not finished, some syntax are still not managed) and the code is probably quite bad as I'm not used to program in go. (The repo is here: https://github.com/Rokhan/gocpp https://github.com/Rokhan/gocpp if anyone interested).
- noufalibrahim 2y ago
  I vaguely remember that the first version of the go compiler compiled into C.
metadat 2y ago
I wonder how Go routines work in this? They look to be supported: https://github.com/tuqqu/go-php/blob/main/tests/Functional/files/go.go https://github.com/tuqqu/go-php/blob/main/tests/Functional/f...
- unfunco 2y ago
  From the bottom of the README.md file: > No support for real goroutines, go statements run sequentially
- tuqqu 2y ago
  author here: yeah, as someone pointed out already, I could not find a way to make them async. PHP only has Fibers, and they are not sufficient for that.

mannyv 2y ago

The next project should be writing a Golang interpreter in JavaScript!

amelius 2y ago
I vote for a JVM written in Perl.
- varispeed 2y ago
  I vote for Delphi interpreter in 286 assembly.
- prasoonds 2y ago
  Horrors beyond comprehension.
- mhd 2y ago
  https://github.com/claesjac/pjvm https://github.com/claesjac/pjvm
  - kalekold 2y ago
    lol
- fuzztester 2y ago
  Haskell in binary code, but by toggling those switches on the front panel of the machine.
- HappMacDonald 2y ago
  We need Erlang's BEAM interpreter done up in AWK
- cryptos 2y ago
  In what a cave of nerds am I in here?! :-D
tgv 2y ago
That's perhaps trivial. There's a Go to JS compiler, and the go compiler itself is written in go.

Rexxar 2y ago

In a similar spirit, I have started an experimental go to c++ compiler. But it's not in a usable state at the moment (no gc, imports management is not finished, some syntax are still not managed) and the code is probably quite bad as I'm not used to program in go. (The repo is here: https://github.com/Rokhan/gocpp https://github.com/Rokhan/gocpp if anyone interested).

noufalibrahim 2y ago
I vaguely remember that the first version of the go compiler compiled into C.

metadat 2y ago

I wonder how Go routines work in this? They look to be supported: https://github.com/tuqqu/go-php/blob/main/tests/Functional/files/go.go https://github.com/tuqqu/go-php/blob/main/tests/Functional/f...

unfunco 2y ago
From the bottom of the README.md file: > No support for real goroutines, go statements run sequentially
tuqqu 2y ago
author here: yeah, as someone pointed out already, I could not find a way to make them async. PHP only has Fibers, and they are not sufficient for that.