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I seen someone on LinkedIn yesterday talking about how you'll be able to "chat with your database" Like, what if i don't want to be friends with a database? W

I seen someone on LinkedIn yesterday talking about how you'll be able to "chat with your database" Like, what if i don't want to be friends with a database? What next ? a few beers with my fridge? Skinny dipping with my toaster?

wdh505 2y ago
Listen mortician! I just thought the toaster wanted to be friendly.
- lawlessone 2y ago
  haha I forgot the Addams Family Values :D
tcmart14 2y ago
More importantly, I'd be afraid of what the database at work would have to say. My guess is a lot of not really nice things since the schema designers were idiots (luckily I had no hand in it, but I just get to deal with the consequences).
- shermantanktop 2y ago
  The schema registry is chill, but do not talk the query optimizer! It won’t stop complaining about table scans.
chasd00 2y ago
i'd be fine with chatting with my database as long as it's in a structured way. Like a language I could use to query for information and insights on the data.
- itishappy 2y ago
  A structured language for querying, you say? I think you might be onto something here... What would you call it?
  - chasd00 2y ago
    SLfQ? something like that, i've never been good at naming things...
    - itishappy 2y ago
      I'm not sure if that's going to take off in the age of AI. How about SQLM? I'd suggest SQLLM, but is it really a large model if it fits in a single repository?
      - rzzzt 2y ago
        Pronounced "squalm". I'd have no qualms about using squalm. Get your results in milliseconds! Squalm.
        malux85 2y ago
        3,817 VC's entered the chat
        nehal3m 2y ago
        Running on Android and iOS you could sing a psalm about your lack of qualms to squalm straight from your palm.
add-sub-mul-div 2y ago
What if SQL isn't that hard if you put some effort into learning it, and then you can enjoy conversing with data in a language that isn't intractibly fraught with ambiguity?
psunavy03 2y ago
> Skinny dipping with my toaster? Sounds deadly.
narrator 2y ago
You laugh, but people in incel circles are heralding the nascent arrival of better than real AI girlfriends. She night as well live in your toaster or fridge if you're trying to be energy efficient.
cjk2 2y ago
I think if I chatted with my database it'd have nothing nice to say. It'd just bitch about the deadlocks, keyspace starvation, that other one it has to share everything with and all those people asking stupid questions.
- floating-io 2y ago
  Not to mention all the diodes down it's left side?
setgree 2y ago
I don’t think your toaster would like the swimming part — better take it streaking instead.
sph 2y ago
"We strongly recommend becoming best friends with your fridge to get the most out of all its features. Please follow this guide on how to cultivate a meaningful relationship with your new AI-powered(™) smart fridge."
manquer 2y ago
Few beers with a fridge is one thing , skinny dipping with the toaster is suicidal !

wdh505 2y ago

Listen mortician! I just thought the toaster wanted to be friendly.

lawlessone 2y ago
haha I forgot the Addams Family Values :D

tcmart14 2y ago

More importantly, I'd be afraid of what the database at work would have to say. My guess is a lot of not really nice things since the schema designers were idiots (luckily I had no hand in it, but I just get to deal with the consequences).

shermantanktop 2y ago
The schema registry is chill, but do not talk the query optimizer! It won’t stop complaining about table scans.

chasd00 2y ago

i'd be fine with chatting with my database as long as it's in a structured way. Like a language I could use to query for information and insights on the data.

itishappy 2y ago
A structured language for querying, you say? I think you might be onto something here... What would you call it?
- chasd00 2y ago
  SLfQ? something like that, i've never been good at naming things...
  - itishappy 2y ago
    I'm not sure if that's going to take off in the age of AI. How about SQLM? I'd suggest SQLLM, but is it really a large model if it fits in a single repository?
    - rzzzt 2y ago
      Pronounced "squalm". I'd have no qualms about using squalm. Get your results in milliseconds! Squalm.
      - malux85 2y ago
        3,817 VC's entered the chat
      - nehal3m 2y ago
        Running on Android and iOS you could sing a psalm about your lack of qualms to squalm straight from your palm.

add-sub-mul-div 2y ago

What if SQL isn't that hard if you put some effort into learning it, and then you can enjoy conversing with data in a language that isn't intractibly fraught with ambiguity?

psunavy03 2y ago

> Skinny dipping with my toaster? Sounds deadly.

narrator 2y ago

You laugh, but people in incel circles are heralding the nascent arrival of better than real AI girlfriends. She night as well live in your toaster or fridge if you're trying to be energy efficient.

cjk2 2y ago

I think if I chatted with my database it'd have nothing nice to say. It'd just bitch about the deadlocks, keyspace starvation, that other one it has to share everything with and all those people asking stupid questions.

floating-io 2y ago
Not to mention all the diodes down it's left side?

setgree 2y ago

I don’t think your toaster would like the swimming part — better take it streaking instead.

sph 2y ago

"We strongly recommend becoming best friends with your fridge to get the most out of all its features. Please follow this guide on how to cultivate a meaningful relationship with your new AI-powered(™) smart fridge."

manquer 2y ago

Few beers with a fridge is one thing , skinny dipping with the toaster is suicidal !