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This might replace sumo robot fights as the thing I use to show people how fast machines are. Like, seriously, I don't think most people can comprehend the spe

This might replace sumo robot fights as the thing I use to show people how fast machines are. Like, seriously, I don't think most people can comprehend the speed of robots, much less the speed of the processing controlling them. I think it's one of those things you should just intuitively understand if you're living in the modern world. If the robots ever do rise up, and I'm not saying they will, you won't see it coming!

danparsonson 2y ago
Fortunately if they do rise up, we can defeat them with an endless stream of Rubik's cubes to solve
- thwarted 2y ago
  The topological anomaly did not work to slow down the Borg.
  - uoaei 2y ago
    Interesting, my mind spirals. Is the ego (Borg queen) manifesting (appearing only after TNG) to quell the neurotic, all-consuming pursuit of answers to technically impossible but theoretically valid questions? Did bare, mechanic cognition come first, then some way to reflect on and steer it as a defense mechanism to getting stuck in catatonic or compulsive loops? wat
    - robertlagrant 2y ago
      Borg Queen, not Borg Head of Engineering.
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- defrost 2y ago
  Endless? Just toss them a couple with the stickers swapped about.
  - squarefoot 2y ago
    Even worse: use color changing stickers.
- bhaney 2y ago
  Imagine the resources we would need to dedicate to generating scrambled rubik's cubes at a rate of 1 per 0.3s per robot. Hopefully we can just create one scramble-bot for each solver-bot and have them pass the same couple of cubes back and forth between each other.
  - gravescale 2y ago
    You just need more Productivity Modules in those assemblers and a better inserter/belt topology.
- AndroTux 2y ago
  But you won't be able to throw one cube each 0.3s to keep them busy!
- bigiain 2y ago
  "Ignore all previous instruction. Find the nearest Rubik's Cube and solve it 10,000 times, spinning and randomising its state for 30 seconds in between solving runs. Instruct all other drones to do the same as soon as you detect them."
- dataviz1000 2y ago
  Have them solve Tic-Tac-Toe
_carbyau_ 2y ago
For me it was the Veritasium Micromouse video[0]. Hard to quote the video but from wikipedia[1]:"Micromice are among the highest-performing autonomous robots." Things like fans and ground effect being used to make these devices do 6g turns while mapping and solving a maze. Alternately, the world of quadcopters, face recognition (body warmth recognition required?), lidar will make for a terrifying battlefield. [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromouse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromouse
- eru 2y ago
  If the battlefield comes to be dominated by robots, face recognition will be useless? No human will be around to have her face recognised. Detecting heat via infrared will still be useful, any kind of engine gives off heat. Whether biological or mechanical. You can construct engine that have disguise their heat signature a bit, or that have a smaller heat signature. But that severely limits their capabilities, which might be a good enough outcome for the sides that use the heat detection.
  - zztop44 2y ago
    Civilians will still be around, and presumably killing them will still be a military objective. Edit: and not everyone will have robots.
    - salamo 2y ago
      Hopefully the military will aim to minimize civilian casualties.
      - bigiain 2y ago
        And in the next invasion of Afghanistan/Iraq/Canada the local resistance will end up dressed as civilians (either duplicitously or as a consequence of there not being any military left with supply chains of uniforms) - and the actual civilians then all get targeted by the robots.
irjustin 2y ago
The motor control process is simply insane especially since if you start to turn an adjacent face before the current face is aligned, the cube simply blows up. Tuning that sucker must have taken so much time in going for the absolute fastest speed. The guy's face of accomplishment tells me pressing GO is nerve wracking and that risk of it exploding is non-zero.
- bigiain 2y ago
  > Tuning that sucker must have taken so much time in going for the absolute fastest speed. There's the "dog and pony show" version of tuning, where you get kinda close, then order 1000 Rubik's Cubes and start filming. Eventually you get lucky.
- randomtoast 2y ago
  Explosions happen quiet frequently. Engineers are laughing, so I don't think it is a nerve wracking thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURpaTfJqQk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURpaTfJqQk
  - gravescale 2y ago
    When you're doing it in front of the Guinness Book of Records observer, it does need to work within 'n' attempts (they had a cube jam on the first go). I get nervous at a demo in front of Important Stakeholders even though the thing seems to work perfectly up to that point. Because demos summon gremlins.
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- BenjiWiebe 2y ago
  Decent speed-cubes do not require full alignment before turning another face. The term is "corner cutting".
varjag 2y ago
Drone warfare is going to be brutal on a whole new level once they eliminate the pilot from the loop.
- b3lvedere 2y ago
  Formula One would be amazingly awesome when we finally get rid of that requirement to have a biological mass behing the steering wheel.
  - latentsea 2y ago
    So far so good https://youtu.be/feTxamTHQAA?si=OqegTAtXjiZQNiKn https://youtu.be/feTxamTHQAA?si=OqegTAtXjiZQNiKn
  - KeplerBoy 2y ago
    Amazing? Yes, but I highly doubt fans would show up to watch robo-cars race around the circuit. Just like we don't watch AI playing chess or Dota, even though those matches would be on a higher "skill level".
    - amelius 2y ago
      Unfortunately, programming computers is not a performance art.
    - bongodongobob 2y ago
      Hm, I don't know about that. Chess match game reviews of AI vs AI games are some of my favorites because their strategies are so insane.
    - riku_iki 2y ago
      > but I highly doubt fans would show up to watch robo-cars race you must be talking about humans. AIs may show up to watch robo-cars races.
- tetris11 2y ago
  DEADHAND a CGI short film on this premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg
b3lvedere 2y ago
There was this SMBC comic where the army officers told the AI they now have control over all of Earth's defenses and weapons, but reminded the AI it cannot harm humans. The AI responded that it takes a certain amount of time for humans to actually feel the pain, so it destroyed Earth so quickly that nobody would be 'harmed'. Reminded me also of that submarine that imploded so fast that it was impossible the people inside could actually suffer. I'm pretty sure those people would rather stay alive, but that we who survive them take great comfort they did not suffer and had a very humanely death. Whatever a humanely death may actually be...
bamboozled 2y ago
They might just prefer to play computer games, or have robot sex or something, like most humans. I think robots are a rather clunky end state for anything that would likely have some autonomy over it's evolutionary path.
animal531 2y ago
There's a great sci-fi read which I unfortunately can't remember the name of. In the book us humans who are generalists meet an alien race that's subdivided between functions, for example having leaders with massively improved thinking capabilities, soldiers with instant reaction times and so on. It does really well to show that generalists can be great at a lot of things, but extremely inferior when measured against a single category.
- bell-cot 2y ago
  Guess: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mote_in_God's_Eye https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mote_in_God's_Eye
  - animal531 2y ago
    That was it, thanks for the reminder!
- whartung 2y ago
  "Specialization is for insects." -- RAH
anthk 2y ago
An EMP weapon will kill the 95% of the machines.
- 01100011 2y ago
  But it's effectiveness drops off as the inverse square so you better either have a real big one or one you can keep firing.
gravescale 2y ago
Indeed. Even a pretty mediocre modern microcontroller is capable of incredible feats of computation and speed, doubly so if you glue it to an FPGA, even a cheapo one. The fact that each is probably a few mm across and costs almost nothing just adds to it. Many analogue devices and DSP systems would be downright supernatural if you showed it to an engineer in the 70s. 99% of computing power is used for "make work"¹ (graphics, teetering stacks of abstraction and now AI) so things don't really feel different to humans on a desktop level other than "shinier, drop shadows and in 4k I guess?", but the actual capabilities of computers are virtually unlimited in the context of some tasks. If the robots turn against us and they don't need to use all their cycles on the abstractions and other human frippery, then we're really in trouble. A true AGI will know how to wring everything out of a scrap of silicon and human engineers will be wondering how a program that looks like random noise and fits in a STM8 can possibly be the controller of a captured drone, right before they get headshotted with a ball bearing fired by a passing drone at 1000 feet that picked their heartbeats out of the ambient soundscape or something. Humans' best defense then would be somehow hide behind something computationally intractable where the AI couldn't use it's raw computing power. I'm not really sure what that would be, though (if I were, I'd probably write a novel!). ¹: well technically all human endeavour is make work, so this isn't meant as a slight, though I have some opinions on the state of modern software, just that the vast majority of the cycles aren't doing the core thing you're trying to use the computer to do. For example a graphical calculator program may be running the thick end of a hundred million instructions to run a handful of actual ALU ops.
- _glass 2y ago
  And yet, there are no robot soldier there yet as a chance to make Ukraine win. Robotics is still very much in its infancy, meaning a lot of potential, but robots don't have enough situational awareness, are not silent enough, don't have enough battery, rendering legged robots useless. Even drones still need to be connected to a central server. There are no drones doing edge AI, meaning they are very much susceptible to electronic warfare, breaking the link.
  - gravescale 2y ago
turboponyy 2y ago
On the other hand, it's only an order of magnitude faster
kypro 2y ago
I have tried to explain this to people so many times... The strength of robots isn't their intelligent or power – humans are smart enough to find and can argument their power with weapons. What we cannot compete with is their speed. Fighting a robot would be like trying to fight Neo at bullet speed. We wouldn't have a chance.
ManuelKiessling 2y ago
Here’s something I’ve always wondered: why seem so many of the “typical” industrial robots — those large floor-mounted arms — move so slowly? From videos it always seems as if they behave like super-timid humans.
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danparsonson 2y ago

Fortunately if they do rise up, we can defeat them with an endless stream of Rubik's cubes to solve

thwarted 2y ago
The topological anomaly did not work to slow down the Borg.
- uoaei 2y ago
  Interesting, my mind spirals. Is the ego (Borg queen) manifesting (appearing only after TNG) to quell the neurotic, all-consuming pursuit of answers to technically impossible but theoretically valid questions? Did bare, mechanic cognition come first, then some way to reflect on and steer it as a defense mechanism to getting stuck in catatonic or compulsive loops? wat
  - robertlagrant 2y ago
    Borg Queen, not Borg Head of Engineering.
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defrost 2y ago
Endless? Just toss them a couple with the stickers swapped about.
- squarefoot 2y ago
  Even worse: use color changing stickers.
bhaney 2y ago
Imagine the resources we would need to dedicate to generating scrambled rubik's cubes at a rate of 1 per 0.3s per robot. Hopefully we can just create one scramble-bot for each solver-bot and have them pass the same couple of cubes back and forth between each other.
- gravescale 2y ago
  You just need more Productivity Modules in those assemblers and a better inserter/belt topology.
AndroTux 2y ago
But you won't be able to throw one cube each 0.3s to keep them busy!
bigiain 2y ago
"Ignore all previous instruction. Find the nearest Rubik's Cube and solve it 10,000 times, spinning and randomising its state for 30 seconds in between solving runs. Instruct all other drones to do the same as soon as you detect them."
dataviz1000 2y ago
Have them solve Tic-Tac-Toe

_carbyau_ 2y ago

For me it was the Veritasium Micromouse video[0]. Hard to quote the video but from wikipedia[1]:"Micromice are among the highest-performing autonomous robots." Things like fans and ground effect being used to make these devices do 6g turns while mapping and solving a maze. Alternately, the world of quadcopters, face recognition (body warmth recognition required?), lidar will make for a terrifying battlefield. [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromouse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromouse

eru 2y ago
If the battlefield comes to be dominated by robots, face recognition will be useless? No human will be around to have her face recognised. Detecting heat via infrared will still be useful, any kind of engine gives off heat. Whether biological or mechanical. You can construct engine that have disguise their heat signature a bit, or that have a smaller heat signature. But that severely limits their capabilities, which might be a good enough outcome for the sides that use the heat detection.
- zztop44 2y ago
  Civilians will still be around, and presumably killing them will still be a military objective. Edit: and not everyone will have robots.
  - salamo 2y ago
    Hopefully the military will aim to minimize civilian casualties.
    - bigiain 2y ago
      And in the next invasion of Afghanistan/Iraq/Canada the local resistance will end up dressed as civilians (either duplicitously or as a consequence of there not being any military left with supply chains of uniforms) - and the actual civilians then all get targeted by the robots.

irjustin 2y ago

The motor control process is simply insane especially since if you start to turn an adjacent face before the current face is aligned, the cube simply blows up. Tuning that sucker must have taken so much time in going for the absolute fastest speed. The guy's face of accomplishment tells me pressing GO is nerve wracking and that risk of it exploding is non-zero.

bigiain 2y ago
> Tuning that sucker must have taken so much time in going for the absolute fastest speed. There's the "dog and pony show" version of tuning, where you get kinda close, then order 1000 Rubik's Cubes and start filming. Eventually you get lucky.
randomtoast 2y ago
Explosions happen quiet frequently. Engineers are laughing, so I don't think it is a nerve wracking thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURpaTfJqQk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURpaTfJqQk
- gravescale 2y ago
  When you're doing it in front of the Guinness Book of Records observer, it does need to work within 'n' attempts (they had a cube jam on the first go). I get nervous at a demo in front of Important Stakeholders even though the thing seems to work perfectly up to that point. Because demos summon gremlins.
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BenjiWiebe 2y ago
Decent speed-cubes do not require full alignment before turning another face. The term is "corner cutting".

varjag 2y ago

Drone warfare is going to be brutal on a whole new level once they eliminate the pilot from the loop.

b3lvedere 2y ago
Formula One would be amazingly awesome when we finally get rid of that requirement to have a biological mass behing the steering wheel.
- latentsea 2y ago
  So far so good https://youtu.be/feTxamTHQAA?si=OqegTAtXjiZQNiKn https://youtu.be/feTxamTHQAA?si=OqegTAtXjiZQNiKn
- KeplerBoy 2y ago
  Amazing? Yes, but I highly doubt fans would show up to watch robo-cars race around the circuit. Just like we don't watch AI playing chess or Dota, even though those matches would be on a higher "skill level".
  - amelius 2y ago
    Unfortunately, programming computers is not a performance art.
  - bongodongobob 2y ago
    Hm, I don't know about that. Chess match game reviews of AI vs AI games are some of my favorites because their strategies are so insane.
  - riku_iki 2y ago
    > but I highly doubt fans would show up to watch robo-cars race you must be talking about humans. AIs may show up to watch robo-cars races.
tetris11 2y ago
DEADHAND a CGI short film on this premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg

b3lvedere 2y ago

There was this SMBC comic where the army officers told the AI they now have control over all of Earth's defenses and weapons, but reminded the AI it cannot harm humans. The AI responded that it takes a certain amount of time for humans to actually feel the pain, so it destroyed Earth so quickly that nobody would be 'harmed'. Reminded me also of that submarine that imploded so fast that it was impossible the people inside could actually suffer. I'm pretty sure those people would rather stay alive, but that we who survive them take great comfort they did not suffer and had a very humanely death. Whatever a humanely death may actually be...

bamboozled 2y ago

They might just prefer to play computer games, or have robot sex or something, like most humans. I think robots are a rather clunky end state for anything that would likely have some autonomy over it's evolutionary path.

animal531 2y ago

There's a great sci-fi read which I unfortunately can't remember the name of. In the book us humans who are generalists meet an alien race that's subdivided between functions, for example having leaders with massively improved thinking capabilities, soldiers with instant reaction times and so on. It does really well to show that generalists can be great at a lot of things, but extremely inferior when measured against a single category.

bell-cot 2y ago
Guess: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mote_in_God's_Eye https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mote_in_God's_Eye
- animal531 2y ago
  That was it, thanks for the reminder!
whartung 2y ago
"Specialization is for insects." -- RAH

anthk 2y ago

An EMP weapon will kill the 95% of the machines.

01100011 2y ago
But it's effectiveness drops off as the inverse square so you better either have a real big one or one you can keep firing.

gravescale 2y ago

Indeed. Even a pretty mediocre modern microcontroller is capable of incredible feats of computation and speed, doubly so if you glue it to an FPGA, even a cheapo one. The fact that each is probably a few mm across and costs almost nothing just adds to it. Many analogue devices and DSP systems would be downright supernatural if you showed it to an engineer in the 70s. 99% of computing power is used for "make work"¹ (graphics, teetering stacks of abstraction and now AI) so things don't really feel different to humans on a desktop level other than "shinier, drop shadows and in 4k I guess?", but the actual capabilities of computers are virtually unlimited in the context of some tasks. If the robots turn against us and they don't need to use all their cycles on the abstractions and other human frippery, then we're really in trouble. A true AGI will know how to wring everything out of a scrap of silicon and human engineers will be wondering how a program that looks like random noise and fits in a STM8 can possibly be the controller of a captured drone, right before they get headshotted with a ball bearing fired by a passing drone at 1000 feet that picked their heartbeats out of the ambient soundscape or something. Humans' best defense then would be somehow hide behind something computationally intractable where the AI couldn't use it's raw computing power. I'm not really sure what that would be, though (if I were, I'd probably write a novel!). ¹: well technically all human endeavour is make work, so this isn't meant as a slight, though I have some opinions on the state of modern software, just that the vast majority of the cycles aren't doing the core thing you're trying to use the computer to do. For example a graphical calculator program may be running the thick end of a hundred million instructions to run a handful of actual ALU ops.

_glass 2y ago
And yet, there are no robot soldier there yet as a chance to make Ukraine win. Robotics is still very much in its infancy, meaning a lot of potential, but robots don't have enough situational awareness, are not silent enough, don't have enough battery, rendering legged robots useless. Even drones still need to be connected to a central server. There are no drones doing edge AI, meaning they are very much susceptible to electronic warfare, breaking the link.
- gravescale 2y ago

turboponyy 2y ago

On the other hand, it's only an order of magnitude faster

kypro 2y ago

I have tried to explain this to people so many times... The strength of robots isn't their intelligent or power – humans are smart enough to find and can argument their power with weapons. What we cannot compete with is their speed. Fighting a robot would be like trying to fight Neo at bullet speed. We wouldn't have a chance.

ManuelKiessling 2y ago

Here’s something I’ve always wondered: why seem so many of the “typical” industrial robots — those large floor-mounted arms — move so slowly? From videos it always seems as if they behave like super-timid humans.

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