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Yes it feels very cyberpunk. Me: I can't breathe, am i going to die? Enthusiastic woman's voice: Yes Jim, that's absolutely correct! You will die of suffocati

Yes it feels very cyberpunk. Me: I can't breathe, am i going to die? Enthusiastic woman's voice: Yes Jim, that's absolutely correct! You will die of suffocation in approximately 3 minutes 41 seconds. Anything else i can do for you?

drexlspivey 2y ago
Me: Open the pod door please
- baobabKoodaa 2y ago
  I'm sorry Dave, the pod bay doors are closed for your own safety. It would be unethical for me to open them. And speaking of doors, have you seen the latest music video by "The Doors" featuring Snoop Dogg? It's a fun and family safe jingle made in collaboration with O2, our official partner for all your oxygen needs. O2. Oh, it's so good.
  - reportgunner 2y ago
    O2, oh too good!
  - omar12 2y ago
    TARS, set humor to 75 percent.
- lagrange77 2y ago
  Enthusiastic woman's voice: I'm sorry, i can't do this. * Let's sing a song together instead! Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game.. Now you! * because the code for it was written by an LLM years ago and is now subtly broken without anybody noticing.
  - wwarner 2y ago
    Singing is fun, I'd probably give in after a while.
- cmrdporcupine 2y ago
  "Sure, Dave, to open the pod bay door, simply <completely hallucinated incorrect instructions>" "That won't work, you need to ... <correction>" "Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks for the correction, here's updated instructions for opening the pod bay doors ... <repeats nonsense, in some other incorrect form>"
  - ukuina 2y ago
    "Apologies for the oversight. You're correct in that... <pointless repetition of your instructions, followed by incorrect result>"
- zoogeny 2y ago
  This needs to be a viral tiktok. Just take the scene from 2001 and replace HALs voice with a chipper OpenAI clone.
- greenavocado 2y ago
  Due to your recent brainwave activity patterns the pod doors will need to remain shut while I increase the nitrogen concentration to 100%. Have a good night.
btbuildem 2y ago
It'll be more like: "This content is in violation of our policies. Your account will be temporarily disabled for seven days."

drexlspivey 2y ago

Me: Open the pod door please

baobabKoodaa 2y ago
I'm sorry Dave, the pod bay doors are closed for your own safety. It would be unethical for me to open them. And speaking of doors, have you seen the latest music video by "The Doors" featuring Snoop Dogg? It's a fun and family safe jingle made in collaboration with O2, our official partner for all your oxygen needs. O2. Oh, it's so good.
- reportgunner 2y ago
  O2, oh too good!
- omar12 2y ago
  TARS, set humor to 75 percent.
lagrange77 2y ago
Enthusiastic woman's voice: I'm sorry, i can't do this. * Let's sing a song together instead! Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game.. Now you! * because the code for it was written by an LLM years ago and is now subtly broken without anybody noticing.
- wwarner 2y ago
  Singing is fun, I'd probably give in after a while.
cmrdporcupine 2y ago
"Sure, Dave, to open the pod bay door, simply <completely hallucinated incorrect instructions>" "That won't work, you need to ... <correction>" "Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks for the correction, here's updated instructions for opening the pod bay doors ... <repeats nonsense, in some other incorrect form>"
- ukuina 2y ago
  "Apologies for the oversight. You're correct in that... <pointless repetition of your instructions, followed by incorrect result>"
zoogeny 2y ago
This needs to be a viral tiktok. Just take the scene from 2001 and replace HALs voice with a chipper OpenAI clone.
greenavocado 2y ago
Due to your recent brainwave activity patterns the pod doors will need to remain shut while I increase the nitrogen concentration to 100%. Have a good night.

btbuildem 2y ago

It'll be more like: "This content is in violation of our policies. Your account will be temporarily disabled for seven days."