In a similar vein, here’s a list of canonical Reddit replies (I deleted a few naughty ones). Generating a similar list for HN would be amusing/useful. Or surpr

In a similar vein, here’s a list of canonical Reddit replies (I deleted a few naughty ones). Generating a similar list for HN would be amusing/useful. Or surprising, since HN comments are generally more substantive. Still, looking for pattern comments less than, say, three sentences would be interesting. [] Yes [] This [] Came here to say this [] Logged in just to upvote this [] I know this will never be seen but... [] I found this gem... [] This will be downvoted to hell/buried but... [] An upvote for you, good sir [] You are a gentleman and a scholar [] You magnificent bastard [] M'lady / tips fedora [] Someone give this man reddit gold [] Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! [] Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming [] That escalated quickly [] To the top with you! [] Lost it at ____ [] This is why we can't have nice things [] Faith in humanity restored [] Whoa / mind = blown [] Manly tears were shed [] Cutting onions [] I know that feel, bro [] Right in the feels [] Risky click [] Shots fired [] Nailed it [] You. I like you [] I regret that I only have one upvote to give [] Tree fiddy [] Was not disappointed [] Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______? [] What did I just read? [] Da fuq? [] YOU HAD ONE JOB [] Cakeday [] For science [] That's enough internet for me today [] x/10 would (not) Y [] What is this I don't even? [] How is this WTF? [] Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym [] Said no one ever [] /thread [] My first post [] Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about _______ [] EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys! [] EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!! [] Are you me? [] No, this is Patrick! [] I laughed way harder than I should have [] It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions. [] Plot twist: _____ [] Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive. [] ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc [] Something involving sex with "your mom" [] Mom's spaghetti [] Tom Cruise [] Ghandi (Gandhi*) [] [________ intensifies] [] rekt